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9:35 AM ET, March 16, 2006

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Star:
TOMKAT: INSIDE THEIR BABY BATTLE  —  At a time when Katie Holmes, 27, and Tom Cruise, 43, should be blissfully anticipating their child, "there's lots of stress in their home.  The baby is due any day, but they haven't come to an agreement on the birthing site," says an old friend of Katie.
Discussion: Glitz is Glam
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Might be Married  —  As you probably know by now, I think Tom Cruise is a tool (and frankly so should you).  I loathe writing about him, and his year-long publicity stunt "relationship" with Katie Holmes, but there doesn't seem to be much else going on today, and I thought I'd vent a little.
Cathy Beers / The National Ledger:
Tom Cruise Silences Katie Holmes  —  The fabulous Katie Holmes has been silenced by the father of her baby Tom Cruise and will not be allowed to promote her upcoming film according to one published report.  —  Roger Friedman gives this 411 for Fox news.  —  Thanks to Tom Cruise …
John South / National Enquirer:
TOM AND KATIE ARE ALREADY MARRIED!
Discussion: Tabloid Whore!
People:
Lachey & Cavallari Meet Again  —  Last week after Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari were spotted together, she said they were "just friends."  But they were spotted together again over the weekend, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  The pair were seen having a drink together …
Discussion: POPSUGAR and The Superficial
Karen Diaz / The National Ledger:
Is 'Skating With Celebrities' Winner Kristy Swanson Pregnant?  —  Is Kristy Swanson showing a baby bump?  The former Playboy cover girl was once best known for her role as the original Buffy in the 1992 film Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  —  Now she may be best known for her 'Skating …
Discussion: Fatback and Collards
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Madonna Must Be Joking  —  Although her "special working relationship" with record producer Stuart Price was allegedly the cause of the her recent marital problems, the real cause may have something to do with the story that Madonna has decided that her husband, film director Guy Ritchie …
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FemaleFirst:   Madonna puts husband on curfew
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Rockers Irate at Hall of Fame Induction … Backbiting by Blondie members and a bitter letter from the absent Sex Pistols helped color Monday night's 21st annual induction ceremony of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, in New York's Waldorf-Astoria ballroom.  —  Also inducted: Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and jazz trumpeter Miles Davis.
Discussion: POPSUGAR and PerezHilton.com
Lynda Johnson / The National Ledger:
Jessica Simpson Eyes 'Lovers & Players' For Movie Role  —  Super sexy Jessica Simpson is reportedly in love the novel 'Lovers & Players' as it is so "steamy and sleazy and fun," Star People reports.  —  She is so in love with Jackie Collins' novel, that she wants it developed into a movie so she can play the female lead.
Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Britney Spears Has Table Manners  —  Before she took off to Hawaii to get chubbier, or more pregnant, Britney Spears had yet another public display of trashiness.  She was eating at a fancy Los Angeles restaurant and decided her table was as good a place as any to change Sean Preston's dirty diaper.
Discussion: Simply Skin Deep
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Tom Green Hospitalized in Central America  —  Tom Green was hospitalized for two broken ribs on Monday after being hit by a wave on a beach in Central America, the comedian's manager, Howard Lapides, confirmed to PEOPLE.  —  Green, who was released from the hospital Tuesday, calls the incident a …
Craig Silverman / Regret the Error:
Will Ferrell is not dead, not paragliding  —  Earlier this morning, a press release was put on i-Newswire, a free online press release distribution service, claiming that Will Ferrell died in a paragliding accident yesterday.  Here is the first sentence of the release:
National Enquirer:
JENNIFER'S FURY AT EX-ROOMIE'S SLUR!  —  Jennifer Aniston has hit back at an ex-roommate for allegedly revealing some of her most intimate secrets.  Budding author Nancy Balbirer, 40, made her thinly veiled attack in a New York City bar where she read out a story about "Jane" — who bears striking similarities to Aniston.
Discussion: The Post Chronicle
PerezHilton.com:
For Those Of You That Care  —  In case you are just joining us, comedian (and sometimes singer) Jack Black just eloped with Tanya Haden, a singer herself.  —  Well, PerezHilton.com was the first to break the news that Tanya is pregnant, and now we are pleased to show you stoners out there this …
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Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Ladies, I'm Sorry To Say, Jack Black Is Off The Market
Discussion: Simply Skin Deep
Hollywoodtuna:
Adriana Lima Has Yet Yo Be Deflowered  —  Could the world's hottest lingerie model really be a virgin?  That's the mind-boggling claim that's landed Victoria's Secret sexpot Adriana Lima on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin."  —  Source
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Adriana Lima: Virgin?
Drudge Report:
JESSICA SIMPSON SET FOR REPUBLICAN DINNER  —  The National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday.  House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the "Dukes of Hazzard" star.
Discussion: Wizbang Pop! and MSNBC
WWD.COM:
Memo Pad: Wenner In Honcho Hunt? ...  Black Cuts In At Tango  —  WENNER IN HONCHO HUNT?:  The high rate of top-level turnover at Wenner Media is proving a boon to the executive recruitment industry.  As headhunter Beth Peelle continues to canvass the magazine world for a new Rolling Stone publisher …
Star:
LINDSAY TO BE LOUIS VUITTON'S NEW FACE!  —  Lindsay Lohan, 19, will be the new face of French fashion house Louis Vuitton, a friend of Lindsay's exclusively tells Star.  The deal has yet to be officially announced, but fashion industry bible Women's Wear Daily reported on March 8 …
ComingSoon.net:
Del Toro is The Wolf Man  —  Universal Pictures will scare up a new version of its horror classic The Wolf Man, with Benicio Del Toro playing the title role, reports Variety.  —  Se7en screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker has begun writing the script.  Scott Stuber, Rick Yorn, Mary Parent and Del Toro will produce.
Discussion: WOW Report and Dlisted
Phil / Egotastic!:
Sharon Stone Nude Scenes are Disturbing  —  Sharon Stone wants you to know that her nude scenes in Basic Instinct 2 are probably going to scare the hell out of you.  In an interview with The Evening Standard, Stone described her full frontal nude scene as "startling," "distrubing," "threatening," "brazen," and even "masculine."
Discussion: Simply Skin Deep
Patricia Towle / National Enquirer:
REESE PLANS BABY TO SAVE MARRIAGE  —  Reese Witherspoon was all smiles when she won the Oscar for Best Actress — but at home, she has been trying to save her marriage to Ryan Phillipe.  —  Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she'll walk away …
Discussion: Dlisted
FemaleFirst:
Teri Hatcher Doesn't Do Diets  —  Teri Hatcher doesn't diet - and admits she is addicted to junk food.  —  The super-slim actress eats whatever she likes - including pizza and sugary deserts - without piling on the pounds.  —  She said: "I'm not a dieter.  I don't believe in dieting or any kind of thinking like that.
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
Animal?  Vegetable?  Mineral?  —  That's it ... Spederline have officially lost their minds ... what is with this creep-ass looking doll?!  Britney Spears is going to end up exactly like Michael Jackson ... just wait and see ... K-Fed is almost halfway there already:
 
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