Did Cruise and Holmes have a one-knot Caribbean voyage?  —  Could the celebrity wedding of the year have happened already?  Word is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago — at least in the eyes of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's church.

Will Ferrell is not dead, not paragliding  —  Earlier this morning, a press release was put on i-Newswire, a free online press release distribution service, claiming that Will Ferrell died in a paragliding accident yesterday.  Here is the first sentence of the release:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt set to marry soon?  —  page:  —  edkins  —  The pair are said to be keen on France because celebrities are able to lead relatively paparazzi-free lives there.  —  wouldn't think princess diana would've agreed with that statement.  —  prissy  —  They are so meant for each other.

Rockers Irate at Hall of Fame Induction … Backbiting by Blondie members and a bitter letter from the absent Sex Pistols helped color Monday night's 21st annual induction ceremony of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, in New York's Waldorf-Astoria ballroom.  —  Also inducted: Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and jazz trumpeter Miles Davis.

Adriana Lima Has Yet Yo Be Deflowered  —  Could the world's hottest lingerie model really be a virgin?  That's the mind-boggling claim that's landed Victoria's Secret sexpot Adriana Lima on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin."  —  Source

Lachey & Cavallari Meet Again  —  Last week after Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari were spotted together, she said they were "just friends."  But they were spotted together again over the weekend, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  The pair were seen having a drink together …

Tom Green Hospitalized in Central America  —  Tom Green was hospitalized for two broken ribs on Monday after being hit by a wave on a beach in Central America, the comedian's manager, Howard Lapides, confirmed to PEOPLE.  —  Green, who was released from the hospital Tuesday, calls the incident a …

LINDSAY TO BE LOUIS VUITTON'S NEW FACE!  —  Lindsay Lohan, 19, will be the new face of French fashion house Louis Vuitton, a friend of Lindsay's exclusively tells Star.  The deal has yet to be officially announced, but fashion industry bible Women's Wear Daily reported on March 8 …

Ladies, I'm Sorry To Say, Jack Black Is Off The Market  —  That hunk of burning love is off the market for good ladies.  The multi-hyphenite has eloped with his short-time girlfriend Tanya Hayden.  I couldn't have pictured Jack Black in a formal wedding ceremony; it would come off as a bad movie.

Jennie Garth Expecting Third Child  —  More Coverage:  —  · More Than Kelly Taylor  —  · Peter Facinelli's Career  —  Talk About It: Post  —  NEW YORK (March 15) - Jennie Garth is expecting her third child with actor-husband Peter Facinelli, Us magazine reports.

REESE PLANS BABY TO SAVE MARRIAGE  —  Reese Witherspoon was all smiles when she won the Oscar for Best Actress — but at home, she has been trying to save her marriage to Ryan Phillipe.  —  Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she'll walk away …

Madonna puts husband on curfew  —  Madonna has reportedly put husband Guy Ritchie on a curfew.  —  The singer is demanding the film director is back in the house by 11pm at night - amid rumours their five-year marriage is on the rocks.  —  Bit it isn't just Guy's timekeeping worrying the singer.

Britney Spears Has Table Manners  —  Before she took off to Hawaii to get chubbier, or more pregnant, Britney Spears had yet another public display of trashiness.  She was eating at a fancy Los Angeles restaurant and decided her table was as good a place as any to change Sean Preston's dirty diaper.

Teri Hatcher Doesn't Do Diets  —  Teri Hatcher doesn't diet - and admits she is addicted to junk food.  —  The super-slim actress eats whatever she likes - including pizza and sugary deserts - without piling on the pounds.  —  She said: "I'm not a dieter.  I don't believe in dieting or any kind of thinking like that.

Shannon Elizabeth's Hubby Claims He's Been Had  —  Joseph Reitman sues, opens up to TMZ about breakup  —  (Mar. 15, 4:20PM ET) — Shannon Elizabeth's estranged husband, Joseph Reitman, has sued the actress, claiming they had a deal to split everything 50/50 during the five years they lived together before marrying.

KIM CATTRALL'S NEW GIG  —  Sex and the City alum Kim Cattrall has been cast in ABC's comedy pilot Him and Us.  The series, which is being executive produced by Elton John, centers on a gay British rock star and his longtime manager.  Anthony Stewart Head (Buffy) will play the rock star, and Cattrall will play the manager.

Kellie Pickler is a Daddy's Girl  —  American Idol contestant and North Carolina native, Kellie Pickler, has a father who is serving a 45 month prison term for felony assault on a law enforcement officer.  Carl Pickler wrote a letter to the Stanley News & Press thanking the residents …

RYAN SEACREST: TERI'S NEW MAN?  —  Teri Hatcher had her first date with American Idol's Ryan Seacrest at the romantic Los Angeles restaurant, Extra reports.  Teri and Ryan were spotted with a group of friends leaving upscale French restaurant after Ryan reportedly picked up the $2,800 bill.

Jen Garner: Baby Comes First  —  Plus: Get the gossip on Mariska Hargitay, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and more  —  Jennifer Garner is one proud mom.  "(Motherhood) is her first priority now," says pal and TV dad Victor Garber.  "She is happier than she has ever been in her life and that makes me thrilled for her.