The Press Goes Brangelooney  —  Yesterday, we pointed out the high standards of journalism being applied to the possible Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding at George Clooney's villa this weekend.  Even the Associated Press is sending Lake Como pictures to the news agencies!

Brad Pitt's Family: Marry Angelina Jolie Now  —  Brad Pitt's Bible belt family has reportedly demanded that he marry his very pregnant girlfriend Angelina Jolie.  And they want the wedding to take place immediately.  —  They want a wdding now.  —  The story will be published …

Tom Cruise is a Jackass  —  Tom Cruise told Viacom, parent company of Paramount and Comedy Central that he would refuse to promote Mission Impossible 3 if the controversial and hilarious South Park episode which attacks Scientology and hints that he is gay, was not cancelled Wednesday.

Friends Encourage Jennifer Aniston to Pursue George Clooney  —  In what sounds like a long shot Jennifer Aniston's friends are reportedly urging the beautiful American actress to pursue Oscar winner George Clooney romantically.  —  Stranger things have happened.

Shannon Elizabeth's Husband Seeks Assets  —  American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth's estranged husband, actor Joseph D. Reitman, is seeking half of all property and assets the pair accumulated during the five years they lived together before they were married, the Associated Press reports.

Jessica Simpson snubs Bush  —  'It's never been a problem for Bono,' NRCC spokesman responds  —  LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — Concerned about politicizing her favorite charity, singer-actress Jessica Simpson Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with President Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed.

Nick Cannon comes under fire from ex  —  The friends of Nick Cannon — star of MTV's top-rated comedy show "Wild 'N Out," popular recording artist and up-and-coming movie actor — are furious that his ex-girlfriend Christina Milian has been trashing him in interviews and even in a song to hype her next album, "So Amazin'."

PARIS ON PROWL  —  March 17, 2006 — IT looks like Paris Hilton has grown bored of her on-and- off squeeze, Greek billion-heir Stavros Niarchos.  She was trolling for hunks at the launch of "Godfather: The Game" at Privilege in L.A. the other night.  Hilton was overheard asking event staffers …

Who's got the better crib — cast your vote!  —  (Mar. 17, 11:55AM ET) — TMZ has obtained photos of the Beverly Hills mansion Jessica Simpson purchased after splitting with Nick.  She bought the house for around 5 million bucks.  The home is undergoing a major rennovation as Jess is off filming in New Mexico.

Tori Spelling's Fiance Is An Idiot  —  Need I say more?  — Quick Hits: Those Pesky Clay Aiken Allegations  — Tori Spelling Casts A Spell  — Rumor Mill: Was That Chanel Dress Worn By A Third?

Jennifer Lopez does Dallas  —  Jennifer Lopez has been hotly-tipped to play Sue Ellen Ewing in a movie version of 'Dallas'.  —  The Latin beauty is being lined up to play the adulterous wife of J.R. Ewing, a role made famous by Linda Gray in the classic 80s soap.

Tom & Katie Go to First Base at Game  —  USA loses but Tom scores  —  (Mar. 17, 10:55AM ET) — TMZ was at the World Baseball Classic in Anaheim, California Thursday night, as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got presidential-like treatment.  Here's what we know.

Adriana Lima GQ Magazine Pictures  —  A few days ago, it was reported in GQ Magazine that Adriana Lima is "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin".  Well, I finally got hold of the magazine and if a picture is worth a thousand words, someone has a lot of explaining to do.  —  Related Articles:

James Bond to ditch tuxedo  —  James Bond is ditching his trademark tuxedo.  —  The suave spy will only be seen in casual wear in the upcoming 'Casino Royale'.  —  New Bond Daniel Craig is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "The only time you'll see me wearing one is in the promo."

DEMI & ASHTON'S MIRACLE BABY AT 43!  —  On March 9, when Demi Moore made her third visit in a month to Petit Trésor, the posh L.A. baby boutique locked its doors so she could shop in private.  Demi, a source says, was especially interested in the high-end nursery furniture, asking about changing tables and an armoire.

This Is Your Lucky Day  —  First off I have to wish all y'all a Happy St. Patrick's Day ... I'm not sure how many of you have already left work to begin your St. Patty's Day celebrations but I hope y'all have a great, safe day:  —  Here's hopin' the luck of the Irish touches you today …

Beastie Boys: Dolly was robbed at Oscars  —  AUSTIN, Texas (Billboard) - Mike D professed his love for the Prince film "Purple Rain," fellow Beastie Boy MCA talked about drinking with hip-hop impresario Russell Simmons and Ad Rock dished on his favorite books during the rap trio's spirited hour-long discussion …

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