The Press Goes Brangelooney  —  Yesterday, we pointed out the high standards of journalism being applied to the possible Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding at George Clooney's villa this weekend.  Even the Associated Press is sending Lake Como pictures to the news agencies!

Angelina Jolie is Number One  —  Readers of a gay magazine called "Diva" have voted Angelina Jolie the number one "ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy" on a list of 10 women.  The entire list is as follows:  —  1. Angelina Jolie  —  2. Portia De Rossi  —  3. Gina Gershon  —  4. Sharon Stone

Nick Cannon comes under fire from ex  —  The friends of Nick Cannon — star of MTV's top-rated comedy show "Wild 'N Out," popular recording artist and up-and-coming movie actor — are furious that his ex-girlfriend Christina Milian has been trashing him in interviews and even in a song to hype her next album, "So Amazin'."

Adriana Lima GQ Magazine Pictures  —  A few days ago, it was reported in GQ Magazine that Adriana Lima is "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin".  Well, I finally got hold of the magazine and if a picture is worth a thousand words...  Related Articles:

Tom Cruise is a Jackass  —  Tom Cruise told Viacom, parent company of Paramount and Comedy Central that he would refuse to promote Mission Impossible 3 if the controversial and hilarious South Park episode which attacks Scientology and hints that he is gay, was not cancelled Wednesday.

Kate Moss is 'Mum of the Year'?  —  Kate Moss has been short listed for the 'Celebrity Mother of the Year' award.  —  The supermodel, who has a three-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, made it on to a list of top star mums - despite being exposed as a drug user and checking into rehab during the last twelve months.

Shannon Elizabeth's Husband Seeks Assets  —  American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth's estranged husband, actor Joseph D. Reitman, is seeking half of all property and assets the pair accumulated during the five years they lived together before they were married, the Associated Press reports.

Friends Encourage Jennifer Aniston to Pursue George Clooney  —  In what sounds like a long shot Jennifer Aniston's friends are reportedly urging the beautiful American actress to pursue Oscar winner George Clooney romantically.  —  Stranger things have happened.

Tori Spelling's Fiance Is An Idiot  —  Need I say more?  — Quick Hits: Those Pesky Clay Aiken Allegations  — Tori Spelling Casts A Spell  — Rumor Mill: Was That Chanel Dress Worn By A Third?

JESSICA SIMPSON BLOWS OFF THE PRESIDENT  —  Our assumption that Jessica Simpson spends the majority of her down time pointing and laughing at unflattering tabloid photos of a chunky, acne-beset Britney Spears turns out to be at least partially off-base: Simpson has been keeping busy visiting …

PARIS ON PROWL  —  March 17, 2006 — IT looks like Paris Hilton has grown bored of her on-and- off squeeze, Greek billion-heir Stavros Niarchos.  She was trolling for hunks at the launch of "Godfather: The Game" at Privilege in L.A. the other night.  Hilton was overheard asking event staffers …

Beastie Boys: Dolly was robbed at Oscars  —  AUSTIN, Texas (Billboard) - Mike D professed his love for the Prince film "Purple Rain," fellow Beastie Boy MCA talked about drinking with hip-hop impresario Russell Simmons and Ad Rock dished on his favorite books during the rap trio's spirited hour-long discussion …

The Vine: Pussycat Dolls pawing at TV  —  Burlesque-style dancing troupe the Pussycat Dolls — who hit a high note in the music world last year with their top five debut album "PCD" — are looking to make their mark in television as well.  Sources said that Telepictures Prods. and producer-director McG …

This Is Your Lucky Day  —  First off I have to wish all y'all a Happy St. Patrick's Day ... I'm not sure how many of you have already left work to begin your St. Patty's Day celebrations but I hope y'all have a great, safe day:  —  Here's hopin' the luck of the Irish touches you today …

Who's got the better crib — cast your vote!  —  (Mar. 17, 11:55AM ET) — TMZ has obtained photos of the Beverly Hills mansion Jessica Simpson purchased after splitting with Nick.  She bought the house for around 5 million bucks.  The home is undergoing a major rennovation as Jess is off filming in New Mexico.

Petra Nemcova Can Make You Gorgeous  —  I'm not too familiar with Carrie Underwood but I do know that she won some little singing contest and now is popular in country music.  I also know her as the lucky girl posing next to Petra Nemcova at the Elle Magazine party.

James Bond to ditch tuxedo  —  James Bond is ditching his trademark tuxedo.  —  The suave spy will only be seen in casual wear in the upcoming 'Casino Royale'.  —  New Bond Daniel Craig is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "The only time you'll see me wearing one is in the promo."

We Own The Night  —  Ryan Phillippe rocks the iPod, so get your FREE video iPod.  —  Celebrities including Nicole Kidman and Madonna have shown their affection for confection — Krispy Kreme donuts!  Get your FREE year's supply of donuts today!  —  Don't get your FREE Sidekick hacked into like Paris Hilton.

Tom & Katie Go to First Base at Game  —  USA loses but Tom scores  —  (Mar. 17, 10:55AM ET) — TMZ was at the World Baseball Classic in Anaheim, California Thursday night, as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got presidential-like treatment.  Here's what we know.

DEMI & ASHTON'S MIRACLE BABY AT 43!  —  On March 9, when Demi Moore made her third visit in a month to Petit Trésor, the posh L.A. baby boutique locked its doors so she could shop in private.  Demi, a source says, was especially interested in the high-end nursery furniture, asking about changing tables and an armoire.