Jessica 'Huge Fan' of Pres.  Bush  —  Jessica Simpson stuck to business when she appeared Thursday at a Capitol Hill news conference to support Operation Smile, a group that fixes facial deformities for underprivileged kids.  —  The singer did not address her reported snub of President Bush …

Angelina Jolie: Top lesbian fantasy  —  Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with.  —  The stunning brunette - who admits to being bisexual - has been voted the ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy, by readers of gay magazine Diva.  —  The magazine reports …

A BITE OUT OF TYSON'S WALLET  —  March 17, 2006 — IT'S payday for the Florida man whose leg was gnawed by Mike Tyson on the side of a highway.  Isadore Bolton, a driver and personal assistant for boxing promoter Don King, has settled his lawsuit against the former heavyweight champ for about $275,000 …

Bogus marriage rumors create photo frenzy  —  (Mar. 17, 1:05PM ET) — It's crazy in Italy as rumors circulate that Brad and Angelina will tie the knot at George Clooney's Lake Como estate this weekend.  —  TMZ would bet money that there will be no wedding this weekend, but here's the irony.

Jerry Seinfeld Marriage in Trouble?  —  The dreaded Seinfeld curse may actually be carrying over into comedic legend Jerry Seinfeld's personal life.  The funnyman reportedly is traveling a bit too much for his wife's liking.  —  In Touch Weekly Magazine gives this 'In the Know' item …

Gossip Roundup: Vin Diesel's Totally Gay, Three-Part Punic Adventure  —  • Following in Mel Gibson's footsteps, Vin Diesel says he'd really, really love to do a three-part epic based on the life of Hannibal.  Featuring men in togas and sandals.  In the ancient language of Punic.

Jennifer Lopez Does Dallas  —  The classic televesion show, Dallas, is coming to the big screen some time this year.  The film, about a family of Texas oil millionaires, has already been cast with John Travolta and Jennifer Lopez as oil tycoon JR Ewing and his wife Sue Ellen.

Jackson Closes House on Neverland Ranch  —  LOS OLIVOS, Calif. - Michael Jackson has closed the house on his Neverland Ranch and laid off some of the employees there but has not completely shuttered the sprawling estate, the pop star's spokesman said.  —  "It is public knowledge …

Keeping Up The The Lohan: Lindsay Lohan And Adrien Brody!  —  A very reliable spy spotted Lindsay Lohan and Adrian Brody leaving Bungalow 8 together, and they were acting all flirty with each other.  This was the second time that they were seen together in one week.  It's love, people.

Kate Moss is 'Mum of the Year'?  —  Kate Moss has been short listed for the 'Celebrity Mother of the Year' award.  —  The supermodel, who has a three-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, made it on to a list of top star mums - despite being exposed as a drug user and checking into rehab during the last twelve months.

SWAMI SIMON PICKS TOP 3  —  March 17, 2006 — SNARKY Simon Cowell made his picks for the three top finalists of this season's "American Idol" yesterday.  —  Chris Daughtry, 26, Taylor Hicks, 29, and Kellie Pickler, 19, will be the final three singers vying for the top prize in May …

Sharon Stone: Britain is 'Basic'-ally sexy  —  Sharon Stone says Britain is the best place to be sexy and over 40.  —  The star - who is in London promoting erotic sequel, 'Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction' - says UK men appreciate the older woman.  —  She revealed: "In America we tend to erase women after 40.

Inside Move: 'South Park' feeling some celeb heat?  —  Cable net abruptly pulls repeat of Scientology episode  —  The battle between "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Scientology is escalating.  —  The dust-up gained steam last week when Isaac Hayes …

Kevin Federline Donates Cornrows To The Unfortunate  —  Kevin Federline's publicist (if you can get those three words out without bursting into hysterics, you're a better person than we are - not that that's hard), Marilyn Lopez reports that K-Fed has been rapping away on a new album while in Maui …

Petra Nemcova Can Make You Gorgeous  —  I'm not too familiar with Carrie Underwood but I do know that she won some little singing contest and now is popular in country music.  I also know her as the lucky girl posing next to Petra Nemcova at the Elle Magazine party.

Dave Navarro — Pissed Off at TMZ  —  Carmen's husband walks out on interview  —  (Mar. 17, 4:55PM ET) — Rumors abound that Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are on the verge of splitting up.  So TMZ went back a few months and found some revealing video that may explain a lot.

HAYEK DEFENDS SEXY SCENES  —  Mexican film star SALMA HAYEK has defended her full-frontal nude scene in her latest film ASK THE DUST, insisting the sexy sequence is a vital part of the story.  The FRIDA beauty, 39, appears naked in a brief beach scene alongside COLIN FARRELL in the romantic drama, directed by ROBERT TOWNE.

The Vine: Pussycat Dolls pawing at TV  —  Burlesque-style dancing troupe the Pussycat Dolls — who hit a high note in the music world last year with their top five debut album "PCD" — are looking to make their mark in television as well.  Sources said that Telepictures Prods. and producer-director McG …