Ink Marks the Tot?  —  Preggers, schmeggers.  Hey, I love breeding (and breeders!) as much as the next formerly bisexual fruit—but look, this Britney Spears Bulge Watch is getting outta hand.  —  I mean, even though her Louisiana relatives tell me she's expecting again …

Juliette, Gwen, Jen and Jolie  —  How Brad morphs into his lovers  —  (Mar. 19 3:45AM ET) As rumors swirl about Brad Pitt's weekend marriage to Angelina Jolie, TMZ.com has examined Pitt's former looks and loves, and it's apparent — the famous actor is profoundly influenced …

Singer Avril Lavigne Expecting?  —  Canadian singer Avril Lavigne is known for pulling pregnancy pranks but now some observers believe they are seeing a possible baby bump.  —  The singer is going through an 'extreme makeover' image wise - trying to soften a bit of her sharper edeges - but is a baby part of that plan?

Oleg Cassini, Designer of 'Jackie' Look, Dies … Oleg Cassini, the designer who turned first lady Jacqueline Kennedy into an international fashion icon, died Friday on Long Island, N.Y., said a spokesman for his company, Oleg Cassini Inc. He was 92, and no cause of death has been reported.

CNN LARRY KING LIVE  —  Interview with Simon Cowell  —  THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT.  THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED.  —  SIMON COWELL, "AMERICAN IDOL": Without being rude you're one of those packages you get at Christmastime where you say can I give it back?

Lindsay Lohan's Louis deal  —  Lindsay Lohan is set to become the face of Louis Vuitton.  —  The 'Mean Girls' star will replace Leonardo DiCaprio's ex, Gisele Bundchen.  —  An insider said: "She just got asked to be in the ads and she's going to say yes.  —  "She's really excited."

'Dukes of Hazzard' actor charged with drunken driving  —  RINGWOOD, N.J. (AP) — Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the TV series The Dukes of Hazzard, faces a drunken driving charge in northern New Jersey, authorities said Friday.  —  Wopat was arrested in Ringwood and charged with driving …

Memo Pad: Borrowed Memories ... Isaac All The Time  —  BORROWED MEMORIES: Does the fashion industry have its very own James Frey in the making?  Several New Yorkers quoted by name in the proposal for an upcoming memoir insist they've never met the author, Emily Davies, a former fashion writer for The Times of London.

Posh snubbed for Mum of the Year  —  Successful business woman and mother-of-three Victoria Beckham has been overlooked at this year's Celebrity Mum of the Year.  —  It appears the women of Britain are not impressed with Posh's parenting skills this time round and have instead preferred the woman of the moment- Kate Moss.

Natalie Portmans Locks Go Missing  —  Actress Natalie Portman is desperate to find the hair she shaved off for her latest film role, because she doesn't want it to fall into the wrong hands.  —  Portman had to shave off her locks for her role in V For Vendetta, where her character joins forces …

SNAKES ON A PLANE TRAILER  —  The Snakes on a Plane trailer has hit the web... and to be honest I'm not sure what I think about it.  With a name like "Snakes on a Plane" you don't have to try very hard to figure out what the movie is about... but here's a synopsis from the good folks at ComingSoon anyway:

Angelina Jolie: Top lesbian fantasy  —  Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with.  —  The stunning brunette - who admits to being bisexual - has been voted the ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy, by readers of gay magazine Diva.  —  The magazine reports …

Jerry Seinfeld Marriage in Trouble?  —  The dreaded Seinfeld curse may actually be carrying over into comedic legend Jerry Seinfeld's personal life.  The funnyman reportedly is traveling a bit too much for his wife's liking.  —  In Touch Weekly Magazine gives this 'In the Know' item …

Bogus marriage rumors create photo frenzy  —  (Mar. 17, 1:05PM ET) — It's crazy in Italy as rumors circulate that Brad and Angelina will tie the knot at George Clooney's Lake Como estate this weekend.  —  TMZ would bet money that there will be no wedding this weekend, but here's the irony.

Eva Longoria on love: 'I'm the teacher'  —  NEW YORK (AP) — Eva Longoria says she would consider having a child out of wedlock with her boyfriend, NBA star Tony Parker — but he wouldn't.  —  "I would," the 31-year-old "Desperate Housewives" actress says in an interview in Allure magazine's April issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

A BITE OUT OF TYSON'S WALLET  —  March 17, 2006 — IT'S payday for the Florida man whose leg was gnawed by Mike Tyson on the side of a highway.  Isadore Bolton, a driver and personal assistant for boxing promoter Don King, has settled his lawsuit against the former heavyweight champ for about $275,000 …

The Secret Life of Perez Hilton  —  [Click to enlarge, if you really must.]  —  We hate to do this — we really, really do — but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable.  We were pointed to a certain webpage today, and it turns out that when Perez Hilton isn't blogging …

Jennifer Lopez Does Dallas  —  The classic televesion show, Dallas, is coming to the big screen some time this year.  The film, about a family of Texas oil millionaires, has already been cast with John Travolta and Jennifer Lopez as oil tycoon JR Ewing and his wife Sue Ellen.

Jackson Closes House on Neverland Ranch  —  LOS OLIVOS, Calif. - Michael Jackson has closed the house on his Neverland Ranch and laid off some of the employees there but has not completely shuttered the sprawling estate, the pop star's spokesman said.  —  "It is public knowledge …