Ink Marks the Tot?  —  Preggers, schmeggers.  Hey, I love breeding (and breeders!) as much as the next formerly bisexual fruit—but look, this Britney Spears Bulge Watch is getting outta hand.  —  I mean, even though her Louisiana relatives tell me she's expecting again …

CNN LARRY KING LIVE  —  Interview with Simon Cowell  —  THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT.  THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED.  —  SIMON COWELL, "AMERICAN IDOL": Without being rude you're one of those packages you get at Christmastime where you say can I give it back?

Oleg Cassini, Designer of 'Jackie' Look, Dies … Oleg Cassini, the designer who turned first lady Jacqueline Kennedy into an international fashion icon, died Friday on Long Island, N.Y., said a spokesman for his company, Oleg Cassini Inc. He was 92, and no cause of death has been reported.

'Dukes of Hazzard' actor charged with drunken driving  —  RINGWOOD, N.J. (AP) — Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the TV series The Dukes of Hazzard, faces a drunken driving charge in northern New Jersey, authorities said Friday.  —  Wopat was arrested in Ringwood and charged with driving …

Memo Pad: Borrowed Memories ... Isaac All The Time  —  BORROWED MEMORIES: Does the fashion industry have its very own James Frey in the making?  Several New Yorkers quoted by name in the proposal for an upcoming memoir insist they've never met the author, Emily Davies, a former fashion writer for The Times of London.

A BITE OUT OF TYSON'S WALLET  —  March 17, 2006 — IT'S payday for the Florida man whose leg was gnawed by Mike Tyson on the side of a highway.  Isadore Bolton, a driver and personal assistant for boxing promoter Don King, has settled his lawsuit against the former heavyweight champ for about $275,000 …

Bogus marriage rumors create photo frenzy  —  (Mar. 17, 1:05PM ET) — It's crazy in Italy as rumors circulate that Brad and Angelina will tie the knot at George Clooney's Lake Como estate this weekend.  —  TMZ would bet money that there will be no wedding this weekend, but here's the irony.

Posh snubbed for Mum of the Year  —  Successful business woman and mother-of-three Victoria Beckham has been overlooked at this year's Celebrity Mum of the Year.  —  It appears the women of Britain are not impressed with Posh's parenting skills this time round and have instead preferred the woman of the moment- Kate Moss.

Jerry Seinfeld Marriage in Trouble?  —  The dreaded Seinfeld curse may actually be carrying over into comedic legend Jerry Seinfeld's personal life.  The funnyman reportedly is traveling a bit too much for his wife's liking.  —  In Touch Weekly Magazine gives this 'In the Know' item …

Jackson Closes House on Neverland Ranch  —  LOS OLIVOS, Calif. - Michael Jackson has closed the house on his Neverland Ranch and laid off some of the employees there but has not completely shuttered the sprawling estate, the pop star's spokesman said.  —  "It is public knowledge …

Jennifer Lopez Does Dallas  —  The classic televesion show, Dallas, is coming to the big screen some time this year.  The film, about a family of Texas oil millionaires, has already been cast with John Travolta and Jennifer Lopez as oil tycoon JR Ewing and his wife Sue Ellen.

Keeping Up The The Lohan: Lindsay Lohan And Adrien Brody!  —  A very reliable spy spotted Lindsay Lohan and Adrian Brody leaving Bungalow 8 together, and they were acting all flirty with each other.  This was the second time that they were seen together in one week.  It's love, people.

Gossip Roundup: Vin Diesel's Totally Gay, Three-Part Punic Adventure  —  • Following in Mel Gibson's footsteps, Vin Diesel says he'd really, really love to do a three-part epic based on the life of Hannibal.  Featuring men in togas and sandals.  In the ancient language of Punic.

The Secret Life of Perez Hilton  —  [Click to enlarge, if you really must.]  —  We hate to do this — we really, really do — but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable.  We were pointed to a certain webpage today, and it turns out that when Perez Hilton isn't blogging …

Sharon Stone: Britain is 'Basic'-ally sexy  —  Sharon Stone says Britain is the best place to be sexy and over 40.  —  The star - who is in London promoting erotic sequel, 'Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction' - says UK men appreciate the older woman.  —  She revealed: "In America we tend to erase women after 40.

Angelina Jolie: Top lesbian fantasy  —  Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with.  —  The stunning brunette - who admits to being bisexual - has been voted the ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy, by readers of gay magazine Diva.  —  The magazine reports …

HAYEK DEFENDS SEXY SCENES  —  Mexican film star SALMA HAYEK has defended her full-frontal nude scene in her latest film ASK THE DUST, insisting the sexy sequence is a vital part of the story.  The FRIDA beauty, 39, appears naked in a brief beach scene alongside COLIN FARRELL in the romantic drama, directed by ROBERT TOWNE.