Report: Star Jones Gets Breast Lift, Tummy Tuck  —  Star Jones, once rumored to be on the outs from the View - has confirmed that she has had plastic surgery.  The ABC talker confirmed exclusively to the American tabloid 'In Touch Weekly' that she has had a breast lift.

NICOLE RICHIE NEEDS SEXUAL AFFIRMATION FROM 11-YEAR-OLD  —  E!'s new take on their recently inherited and slightly stale "spoiled, hateful fish-out-of-water" franchise The Simple Life places stars/mortal enemies Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton in Wife Swap-type domestic situations …

Chef's Quitting Controversy  —  Isaac Hayes' Quitting Controversy  —  Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park."  My sources say that someone quit it for him.  —  I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything.  Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17.

Trump Baby Born With Gold "DT" Stamped On Forehead  —  Poor beleaguered Melania Trump, gave birth after eight hours of labor, during which Donald was undoubtedly blotting her forehead with thousand-dollar bills and hydrating her with Trump water ice chips.  Donald Trump wasted no time milking his new heir for publicity.

Crazy with a Z  —  Last Wednesday, Liza Minnelli appeared on Larry King Live.  I know: who cares, right?  I mention it not as a disciple of Liza or a fan of musical theater (I couldn't be further from either), but as someone who loves a good trainwreck.  Which is what she offered, sorta.

SXSW Day Two  —  Day two of SXSW started with a party at La Zona Rosa hosted by Capitol Records.  This place, no offense, was filled with stuffy corporate bigshots and asskissers.  We did run into SOUND Team and The Cobra Snake though.  MJ and I, being fans of Big John, were happy to watch daughter Rosanne Cash.

Keira Knightley's great in bedsit  —  Keira Knightley has reportedly moved in with her new boyfriend - into his bedsit.  —  The British beauty began romancing her 'Pride and Prejudice' co-star Rupert Friend two months ago and the pair are so besotted they have decided to live with each other.

Tori Pisses Off Her Parents  —  Tori Spelling's parents are cutting her off.  They have seen the new show on VH1 and are very offended by how the show makes fun of them.  Page Six reports: … I wonder if the parents will make it to wedding #2.  Doesn't sound like Daddy is footing the bill for this one.

Sheryl Crow ready to tour  —  Sheryl Crow is ready to tour again - just weeks after being diagnosed with breast cancer.  —  The 'If It Makes You Happy' rocker had to cancel a slew of dates after finding out she had the life threatening condition - but insists the show must go on.

Ryan Reynolds Is Pretty  —  Do we admire Ryan Reynolds work?  No. Are we a big fan of Ryan Reynolds.  No. Is Ryan Reynolds pretty to look at?  Yes.  —  More photos of Ryan Reynolds in Men's Health, after the jump.  —  (Images via JJB)

Biz not sure how to treat upstart YouTube  —  The entertainment world is putting the squeeze on YouTube.com, but will it be more like a hug than a headlock?  —  In a few short months, the Web site has emerged from the obscure ranks of dozens of online viral-video outposts to dominate …

Chaotic Season 2, " Can you handle it?"  —  Neil Sean of Sky News reports that Britney Spears has signed on for another season of her reality show 'Chaotic', which will feature very little of hubby Kevin Federline.  Though it isn't because the pair are headed for divorce …

Mr. Britney Spears scores Atlanta gig  —  This just in: Britney Spears' househusband Kevin Federline has finally secured a j-o-b and it's right here in Atlanta.  Well, OK, for like three hours next Saturday anyway.  —  Unbelievably, the budding white boy rapper and former backup dancer can now be rented as nightclub "entertainment."

Angelina Jolie has cutest kid  —  Angelina Jolie's adopted son has topped a list of the cutest celebrity kids.  —  Four-year-old Maddox beat tots like Brooke Shields' baby girl Rowan and Julianne Moore's daughter Liv Helen in the poll conducted by America's In Touch magazine.

A potent 'Flavor'  —  Series finale's socko ratings double previous VH1 record  —  VH1 is savoring the "Flavor" of Flavor Flav.  —  The pint-sized Public Enemy rapper, who turned 47 on March 16, gave the cable network its first taste of boffo ratings March 12.

Pete Doherty treats Iron Mike  —  Pete Doherty treated retired boxer Mike Tyson to a bizarre private performance yesterday (20.03.06).  —  The troubled Babyshambles rocker reportedly whipped out his guitar and started playing for the fighter when he spotted him in the bar of a UK hotel.

Did Vince Vaughn Come Between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox?  —  Courteney Cox reportedly has issues with BFF Jennifer Aniston and her ever growing relationship with funnyman Vince Vaughn according to a report published this week.  —  "Courtney is protective of Jen and did not wish …

Natalie Portman: Dancing Queen  —  Well, Natalie Portman definitely had a lot to celebrate this weekend, as V for Vendetta opened at #1 with over $26 million.  While not what the studio was hoping for, it still beat out the next highest movie by $10 million.

Kirstie Alley Slims Down  —  Never doubt the power of Jenny Craig.  — Nibbly Things: Britney Spears Wants To Spawn Again  —  Trackback Pings  — Tansy said:  —  She looks great, but I never thought she looked terrible before.  She's tall and can carry some weight.