Trump Baby Born With Gold "DT" Stamped On Forehead  —  Poor beleaguered Melania Trump, gave birth after eight hours of labor, during which Donald was undoubtedly blotting her forehead with thousand-dollar bills and hydrating her with Trump water ice chips.  Donald Trump wasted no time milking his new heir for publicity.

Paris Hilton hits the language barrier  —  Frustration at Stavros chatting in Greek?  Also: Aniston's giveaways  —  Are they lost in translation?  —  Is a language barrier getting between Paris Hilton and her sweetie?  —  The partying heiress's romance with Greek shipping heir Stavros …

Chef's Quitting Controversy  —  Isaac Hayes' Quitting Controversy  —  Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park."  My sources say that someone quit it for him.  —  I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything.  Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17.

Nicole Richie's Comments Upset L.A. Family  —  Nicole Richie apparently upset a Los Angeles family during a taping of The Simple Life last week by stopping an 11-year-old boy in his driveway and asking him, in graphic terms, if he found her attractive.  —  Two camera operators and another crew taped …

Tori Pisses Off Her Parents  —  Tori Spelling's parents are cutting her off.  They have seen the new show on VH1 and are very offended by how the show makes fun of them.  Page Six reports: … I wonder if the parents will make it to wedding #2.  Doesn't sound like Daddy is footing the bill for this one.

A potent 'Flavor'  —  Series finale's socko ratings double previous VH1 record  —  VH1 is savoring the "Flavor" of Flavor Flav.  —  The pint-sized Public Enemy rapper, who turned 47 on March 16, gave the cable network its first taste of boffo ratings March 12.

Natalie Portman: Dancing Queen  —  Well, Natalie Portman definitely had a lot to celebrate this weekend, as V for Vendetta opened at #1 with over $26 million.  While not what the studio was hoping for, it still beat out the next highest movie by $10 million.

Did Vince Vaughn Come Between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox?  —  Courteney Cox reportedly has issues with BFF Jennifer Aniston and her ever growing relationship with funnyman Vince Vaughn according to a report published this week.  —  "Courtney is protective of Jen and did not wish …

Kate Winslet Talks Dirty  —  Sopranos star, James Gandolfini, was shocked and impressed at co-star, Kate Winslet's, talent for raunchy sex talk on the set of their movie Romance & Cigarettes.  Gandolfini got an earful during a sex scene in which the actress was instructed to ad-lib.  He says:

Richard Dreyfuss Marries  —  Richard Dreyfuss has married Russian-born Svetlana Erokhin in Harrisonburg, Va., where the Jaws and Mr. Holland's Opus star was in town for an appearance at James Madison University.  —  The Brooklyn-born Dreyfuss, 58, and Erokhin, 46, appeared unannounced …

Partying Pataki sons a site to behold  —  Boys will be boys, and Gov. Pataki's sons are no exception — judging by some photos of the two swashbuckling lads that have found their way to the Internet.  —  One picture posted on www.webshots.com shows Owen, 18, a student at Connecticut's …

Crazy with a Z  —  Last Wednesday, Liza Minnelli appeared on Larry King Live.  I know: who cares, right?  I mention it not as a disciple of Liza or a fan of musical theater (I couldn't be further from either), but as someone who loves a good trainwreck.  Which is what she offered, sorta.

REESE & RYAN: HOW THEY KEEP IT HOT!  —  Don't believe those crazy breakup rumors!  Those in the know say that despite reports that Best Actress Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon and hubby Ryan Phillippe are headed for a crash, the two co-star in one of Hollywood's healthiest marquee marriages.

Chaotic Season 2, " Can you handle it?"  —  Neil Sean of Sky News reports that Britney Spears has signed on for another season of her reality show 'Chaotic', which will feature very little of hubby Kevin Federline.  Though it isn't because the pair are headed for divorce …

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Stalker  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt received help from Mary Ann Winkowski, the real life "ghost whisperer" in which Hewitt's character, 'Melinda', on her hit CBS drama is based, to exorcise a ghost that was stalking her in her home.  Winkowski states:

TomKat Makes Out At Baseball Game In Front Of Children  —  Poor Connor (shown above) is scarred for life.  The couple sure do make out a lot in public.  I'm sure you'll notice that Tom's lips are pursed shut in the above episode.  I'm sure this is to help avoid getting any girl germs.