STAR JONES CHEATS DEATH AS SHE UNDERGOES PLASTIC SURGERY  —  Star Jones almost died after a secret plastic surgery operation left her with internal bleeding and close to a heart attack, The National Enquirer can reveal.  —  The TV host lost almost half her blood after going under the knife …

Scientology foes blast Cruise in ad  —  Plus: Kristin Davis weighs in on pressure to be thin in TV  —  The battle between Tom Cruise and Scientology and its foes is heating up.  —  Cruise and Scientology have been in the news lately because of an allegedly censored "South Park" …

Naomi may take a Liev of absence  —  Are Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts coming unglued?  —  The two stepped out publicly as recently as March 2, when they attended "Hedda Gabler" at the Brooklyn Academy of Music.  But they're said to be confiding to friends that they've hit a rough patch.

Cannes list taking shape  —  PARIS — With a month to go before the Festival de Cannes lineup is unveiled, dozens of films have yet to be seen by selectors, but some certainties about what will be screening on the Croisette have emerged.  —  Already, a good quarter of the 20-plus Competition titles are in place.

Matthew Perry Gets Lucky  —  We're pulling for good things for Matthew Perry.  Along with his new NBC show, the usually unlucky in love Matthew may have a new girl as well.  The 3 am girls are reporting that Mr Perry is getting cozy with the super cute Piper Perabo.  Apparently, "They just clicked.

Oprah Disses Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt: Backs Jennifer Aniston  —  Oprah Winfrey is still angry with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for the way they have handled the whole Jennifer Aniston break up.  Star Magazine reports that even though they are about to gain a child they have lost the daytime TV talk queen's support.

Kristin Leaves Lachey's Pad — Ducks Questions  —  Cavallari coy over reported relationship with Nick  —  (Mar. 21, 12:45PM ET) — Cameras caught 'Laguna Beach' star Kristin Cavallari returning home yesterday and refusing to answer questions about her rumored new beau, Nick Lachey.

"South Park" Chef back after Scientology skirmish  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Soul singer Isaac Hayes may have quit his job as the voice of Chef on "South Park" after a disagreement over religion, but his character will live on when the satiric cable TV cartoon returns to Comedy Central this week, the network said on Monday.

Guys Night Out  —  A lot of chicks always brag about how they are like one of the guys when they hang out with their male friends.  But when you start looking like one of those muthaf**kas you should stop.  Nah Venus doesn't look that bad.  Looks like she was have plenty of hot interracial fun and I ain't mad at her.

It's a Girl for Entourage Star Debi Mazar  —  Entourage star Debi Mazar gave birth to a girl on Friday, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  Giulia Isabel Mazar-Corcos weighed in a 8 lbs. 1 oz., and was 19 inches long.  —  "Everybody is at home now and doing great," Mazar's publicist, Rene Riddinger, tells PEOPLE.

Winona Ryder: Nude Cartoon  —  Despite whatever shoplifting or other possible scandals she's been involved in, two things remain true about Winona Ryder: She's a good actress, and she has amazing breasts.  And in her new film, A Scanner Darkly, you will get to see both of those things (or should I say all three of those things?).

Most important 'Idol' judge?  It's Paula Abdul  —  Simon's more honest, but Paula's randomness reflects the voters  —  Paula Abdul is often incoherent, but she's almost always supportive.  —  On a recent "American Idol 5" performance show, host Ryan Seacrest asked judge Paula Abdul to compare this year's finalists to past groups.

Taking a whack  —  Stakes high for 'Godfather' game  —  Hollywood's uneasy relationship with the videogame world will be put to its biggest test yet today, as one of the all-time classic film franchises gets a new life.  —  Electronic Arts' vidgame version of "The Godfather" …

Christina Aguilera's Unfortunate Look  —  OK, I didn't think this Christina Aguilera look would last very long.  At least I was hoping it wouldn't.  I can only assume that this guy she's with has got some kind of hold on her but don't worry fellas, that wont last.

The Hiltons Sisters are Animated  —  Paris and Nikki Hilton are in talks to bring their lives to the small screen - as a cartoon series.  Ted Fields and his company, Interscope, will reportedly create the episodes, then try to pitch them to American networks.

Eva Longoria is Gullible  —  Pint-sized actress Eva Longoria claims that her boyfriend, Tony Parker, is more sophisticated than most American males and fellow NBA players due to his European upbringing.  She states that most of them are only interested in "bling and hos".