Oprah Boycotts Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie  —  From her chat show...  Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has vowed never to have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on her show as couple to her friend Jennifer Aniston.  —  Oprah who is a good friend of Aniston's (despite the whole 'A Million Little Pieces' affair) …

Chef Back in South Park, Minus Hayes … When Comedy Central's South Park serves up its tenth-season premiere Wednesday night, expect a heaping plate of trouble.  —  Because episodes are often produced in just six days, creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker had time to create a show skewering …

Pete Doherty is Cracked Out  —  Kate Moss' ex-boyfriend and Babyshambles lead singer, Pete Doherty, snorted heroin minutes before an interview with Rolling Stone's Mark Binelli in a drug den in Hackney, England. … Dear God, man.  Look, I'm addicted to girls with brown hair and big tits …

American Idol Alum Constantine Breaks with Band  —  Former American Idol favorite Constantine Maroulis has split from his band, Pray for the Soul of Betty, the singer tells PEOPLE.  —  "We've been through so much together, from Rent to American Idol," says Maroulis.

Tina Turner To Sing 'Casino Royale' Theme Tune?  —  She would be great!...  Vocal legend Tina Turner is being touted as the number one choice to perform the new theme song for forthcoming James Bond film 'Casino Royale'.  —  The controversial choice of Daniel Craig as Bond has angered …

City Girl Squawk: It's Like So Bad— It.  Really.  Sucks?  —  "I laaaaahv a diiiiivey baaaaaahr," said a girl with a voice that could crack the ice in her vodka tonic.  It was her third drink.  She was sitting with a friend at Duke's (the "divey bar") on 19th Street off Park Avenue South …

Steven Tyler to Face Surgery  —  Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler will undergo surgery this week for an undisclosed medical condition, forcing the band to cancel the rest of its North American tour, says the group's publicist.  —  "Despite Aerosmith's desire to keep the tour going as long as possible …

Hands off Kevin, rep tells blogs  —  Kevin Costner's camp is vigorously denying that the "Field of Dreams" star engaged in sexual self-gratification in front of a horrified masseuse at a posh Scottish golf resort.  —  This week, London's Daily Mirror reported an unnamed 34-year-old massage therapist's claim …

Couples News — Splitsville for Scarlett and Josh?  —  Brooke and hubby are all fired up about impending birth  —  (Mar. 22) — Sexy Scarlett Johansson was out and about at Hollywood hot spot Tokio with friends.  Noticeably missing — boyfriend Josh Hartnett.

STARS TELL STAR THEIR FASHION SECRETS AT L.A.'s FASHION WEEK!  —  Star can take you to Los Angeles Fashion Week, front row and backstage, with sneak peeks of the shows and exclusive interviews with all the celebrities.  —  The week kicked off to a great start on Friday, March 17 …

ANGELINA PILOTING HER PLANE AT 7 1/2 MONTHS: IS SHE CRAZY?  —  The weather was perfect: clear, sunny, not a cloud on the horizon — just the day for a newly minted pilot to soar into the azure skies over the South of France.  But first, there was the small matter of getting the pilot into the plane!

Kim surfaces as sex symbol on 'Lost'  —  Daniel Dae Kim is chuckling.  —  After chatting for a half-hour on the phone from Hawaii, he mentions that fans might be interested to know that tonight on Lost, "there's a pretty long scene in which I'm shirtless."  —  Then he adds, "Oh, man, I think I'm red."

Idol Carrie Eyes Jesse Metcalfe  —  Plus, get the gossip on Fall Out Boy, Claire Danes and more  —  Carrie Underwood's been seeing her hometown boyfriend for four months now, but that doesn't mean the American Idol star isn't going to look if, say, Jesse Metcalfe walked in the room.  "He looks really nice.

Louis-Dreyfus avoiding 'Seinfeld' curse  —  'Christine,' 'Unit' doing well; 'Idol' wins again  —  NEW YORK (AP) — While "American Idol" continues its dominance, CBS and ABC have seen some promising signs with midseason programming.  —  The action drama "The Unit" on CBS drew …

Charlize Theron & Stuart Townsend: The Ruse is Over  —  Oscar winning actress Charlize Theron fought back rumors that she and long-time boyfriend Stuart Townsend were finished.  The beautiful and talented actress dispatched reps to deny the split once they hit the press two weeks ago.

Paris and Nicky Get Animated  —  Rumor is there is a new version of The Simpson's and the starring cast will be Paris and Nicky Hilton.  The new animated show would be based on their exciting lives in fashion, TV and soon to be music (since Paris has an album dropping this year).

Pink's sex dance for hubby  —  Pink is set to surprise her husband with an X-rated pole-dance when she performs in London tonight (22.03.06).  —  The singer has reportedly asked that a 12ft pole is installed in her dressing room - because she wants to give hubby Carey Hart a sexy pre-show treat.

U finds man of steal for 'Thief' feature  —  Smith 'Takes' to redo  —  Universal Pictures has attached Will Smith to star in a feature adaptation of the TV series "It Takes a Thief."  —  The Roland Kibbee-created series, which starred Robert Wagner, ran 1968-70.

Joan Rivers looks for love on Match.com  —  But widow, 72, says she doesn't want to wed again  —  JACKSON, Miss. - Joan Rivers is looking for love in cyberspace.  —  So far, no luck.  —  The 72-year-old red-carpet critic and comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on Match.com.

Prince Sued for Painting House Purple  —  Prince recently upset his landlord, NBA star Carlos Boozer, by allegedly turning a $11.9 million rental property into a purple fantasyland.  —  Boozer, who is renting a West Hollywood home to the musician for $70,000 a month, sued Prince in January …

Star Jones Finally Admits To Plastic Surgery  —  While she wont fess up to the gastric bypass surgery she has told In Touch that she had her boobs lifted.  Star has lost so much weight that even these pics don't do the change justice, so it's no wonder she needs to get plastic surgery to tighten things up.

NICK LACHEY — LADIES' MAN!  —  On tour to promote his new single, "What's Left of Me," Nick Lachey, 32, stopped off at Bar Louie in Newport, Ky., on Friday, March 17, for a promotion sponsored by local radio station Q102, where he was mobbed by women!  "We had about 20 to 30 girls …