Memo Pad: Roll Cameras ... T Bill  —  ROLL CAMERAS: American Media's reality show may be burning in development hell, but Jann Wenner's contribution to the candid camera genre is coming along nicely.  Casting gets under way this week with an ad in the new issue of Rolling Stone calling for applications.

Nick's Revenge Video  —  Remember when the world was crushed because Britney supposedly cheated on JT and the cutest pop couple had split?  Then JT let the world know how he felt through his music and videos.  Well, now Nick is pulling a JT and we love it.

Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett Dunzo?  —  Alright, I've been known to jump to conclusions now and again when it comes to the on, or off, status of celebrity relationships, but I'm usually just letting you know what some other dude said.  Well, this time I'm letting you know that TMZ …

Jessica Alba offers advice for aspiring female stars  —  "They want you to take off your clothes all the time (for roles) when you're younger," actress Jessica Alba told women trying to break into film and television on Tuesday.  "I won't do that."  —  Alba ("Into the Blue") …

Jessica "Extends" Her Empire  —  The Insider is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found yet another way to extend her ever growing empire.  Apparently Ms Simpson and her BBF hairdresser, Ken Paves, are planning on creating a line of hair extensions.  Now you too can have those long fake locks …

Eva Sets the Record Straight on Her Beau  —  Eva Longoria wishes to clarify an impression she may have left after discussing the sexual aggressiveness - or lack thereof - of her boyfriend, NBA star Tony Parker.  —  After having told Allure magazine that in matters of love she was …

Celebrity 'Gossip Rag' Lives Up To Its Name  —  Celebrity Los Angeles based gossip e-rag Defamer was one of the few, amidst the mainstream blackout, to pick up on Charlie Sheen's 9/11 comments.  Using the pathetic tactic of attacking the messenger rather than the message the Defamer sought …

Exclusive - Morrissey apologises to Arctic Monkeys  —  Their success is 'just like The Smiths' says the singer  —  Morrissey has apologised to the Arctic Monkeys if he recent comments about them caused offence.  —  The singer was quoted criticising the band's rapid success while at the South …

POLE LOTTA LOVE  —  Pink's posse plan sexy lapdance for hubby  —  Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley  —  NO wonder Pink's new hubby always seems to have a smile on his face - the rock chick certainly knows how to keep him happy.  —  Feisty Pink, 26, launches her new album …

For All Five Of You That Care  —  PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively that Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend, model Rhea Durham, gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday named Michael.  —  Congrats and all that jazz.  And thanks for picking a normal name!

TomKitten Aujourd'hui?  —  Hmm ... I've received a cryptic message that says that Katie Holmes is rumored to be in Toledo, OH today where she is going to give birth ... apparently, Tom Cruise is on his way.  Hmm ... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were at Yahoo! Headquarters yesterday which I believe is in California.

FORMER CLAY AIKEN FANS RESPOND TO SIMON COWELL COMMENTS FROM LARRY KING LIVE  —  FORMER CLAY AIKEN FANS RESPOND TO SIMON COWELL COMMENTS FROM LARRY KING LIVE  —  March 21, 2006 — Raleigh, NC — In response to American Idol judge Simon Cowell's 3/17/06 comments on Larry King Live broadcast …

Brad Pitt - The Illusionist  —  How on earth does he switch clothing and hair color like that.  The man is gifted.  However, is being a father to two young children taking it's toll. … Dad Brad's a mess [The Sun]  —  (Images via JJB)

Sharon Stone: Nudity No 'Big Deal'  —  Sharon Stone, who turned 48 on March 10, has no problem appearing nude in her new movie, Basic Instinct 2.  —  "What is such a big deal about nudity?" the actress says in the new issue of PEOPLE.  "If the person's in the bedroom with a sheet covering them …

The gospel singer and his porn addiction  —  Kirk Franklin talks bluntly about salvation, challenges  —  NEW YORK (AP) — A martyr.  The "Earth Wind and Fire" of gospel music.  A man set free from an addiction to pornography.  —  Kirk Franklin, whose groundbreaking fusion of hip-hop …

PREMIERE COMMISSION GALA  —  The Lay of the Love and Death (World Premiere)  —  Pianist Bruce Levingston , one of today's leading exponents of new music, will be joined in this Gala concert by renowned composer/performer Philip Glass in an evocative piano duet from Mr. Glass's Orphée …

Real Wife  —  Desperate housewives, wife-swappers, and the women of Bravo.  —  Wives are hot right now.  During Sex and the City's original run, its Carrie Bradshaw, an urban bachelorette, was television's symbolic woman.  After Carrie toddled away in 2004, the dames of ABC's cunningly …

Old Brittany Murphy Is Back  —  It's nice to see Brittany Murphy getting back to her former self.  For a second there I thought she was getting a little too skinny.  Here she is at the premiere of Showtime Presents "Liza With A 'Z'", all 90 plus pounds of her.  I wonder what her secret is to looking so good?

Paula blames Simon for her goofiness on 'Idol'  —  Plus: Spike Lee blasts George Clooney's Oscar speech  —  Paula Abdul admits that she's been acting weird lately.  And she says it's all Simon Cowell's fault.  —  The "American Idol" judge has fans buzzing with what seems inappropriate behavior …

Jennifer Aniston to quit Hollywood?  —  Jennifer Aniston is reportedly quitting Hollywood.  —  The former 'Friends' beauty is allegedly moving to Chicago with new love Vince Vaughn because she's so sick of being hounded by the press.  —  The actress is said to hope relocating will help …

Kylie Minogue is Ready for a Comeback  —  Kylie Minogue has been dealing with cancer for the last while, but it seems the worst is now over, and she's ready to get back to work, reports The Daily Mirror. … I don't know exactly how much six stone is (I've since found out that it's 84 lbs …