Memo Pad: Roll Cameras ... T Bill  —  ROLL CAMERAS: American Media's reality show may be burning in development hell, but Jann Wenner's contribution to the candid camera genre is coming along nicely.  Casting gets under way this week with an ad in the new issue of Rolling Stone calling for applications.

Eva Longoria Sets the Record Straight  —  It's Eva Longoria on the offensive, attacking reports about her sex life!  —  The stunning "Desperate Housewives" star came right to "Extra" to set the record straight about her relationship with NBA star Tony Parker, and to give us the real deal about her sex life.

Paul Bunyan, Modern-Day Sex Symbol  —  LAST December John Martin sat in on a focus group for a trend-forecasting company at which young professionals were asked about their grooming habits.  Mr. Martin found he had nothing useful to contribute.  His shaving regimen involves the use of a razor about as frequently as the seasons change.

Snakes on a Plane Has a Logo  —  For whatever reason, the makers of Snakes on a Plane have deemed it necessary for the film to have a logo, and Entertainment Weekly's got the scoop.  It basically looks like if the American Medical Association logo were designed to be airbrushed on the hood of a Camaro.

Oh My God!  They Killed Chef!  —  'South Park' emphatically cuts ties with Hayes  —  LOS ANGELES — We're with Kyle on this one: We'll remember the good times with Chef, and not the unpleasant end.  —  "South Park," never a home for finely nuanced satire, didn't let Chef, the character voiced by …

Star Jones: Plastic Surgery Scare  —  It was meant to be just a quick procedure, but during surgery for a breast lift in Los Angeles last Friday, Star Jones Reynolds suffered a medical scare that landed her in the hospital for four nights, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.

FORMER CLAY AIKEN FANS RESPOND TO SIMON COWELL COMMENTS FROM LARRY KING LIVE  —  FORMER CLAY AIKEN FANS RESPOND TO SIMON COWELL COMMENTS FROM LARRY KING LIVE  —  March 21, 2006 — Raleigh, NC — In response to American Idol judge Simon Cowell's 3/17/06 comments on Larry King Live broadcast …

Britney Hosts Kevin's Birthday Bash  —  Britney Spears threw husband Kevin Federline a birthday party on Tuesday in his favorite city: Las Vegas, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  The singer and Federline, who turned 28 on March 21, arrived just after 8:30 p.m. at the restaurant Tao Las Vegas …

PRIMETIME.COM  —  March 23, 2006 — WHO says don't kiss and tell?  —  Certainly not Jessica Cutler.  True, when the low-level congressional staffer who'd been chronicling her Capitol Hill sexcapades was outed by fellow D.C. blogger Wonkette, she was fired from her position in an Ohio congressman's office.

Kevin Covais Cut on Idol  —  Kevin Covais, at 16 among the youngest contestants ever on American Idol, was eliminated from the competition Wednesday night.  —  The Levittown, NY, native had performed a heartfelt rendition of "When I Fall in Love" on Tuesday's program, prompting judge Paula Abdul to commend his "moxie."

DEDICATION HONORS NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING BIRTH  —  Pop-Star's Pregnancy Idealized In Brooklyn 'Monument to Pro-Life'  —  A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life.  Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" …

Exclusive - Morrissey apologises to Arctic Monkeys  —  Their success is 'just like The Smiths' says the singer  —  Morrissey has apologised to the Arctic Monkeys if he recent comments about them caused offence.  —  The singer was quoted criticising the band's rapid success while at the South …

Cher Dating Desperate Housewives Toyboy?  —  Cher has reportedly treated herself to an early 60th birthday gift - a new toyboy.  —  The pop star/actress is allegedly dating actor Lee Tergesen, 40, who is set for a breakthrough role on an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives.

N.Y. LOVES TO SHOP  —  March 23, 2006 — Even long lines and rotten service can't ruin the joy of shopping for New Yorkers, a new survey says.  —  More than 70 percent of city residents polled by Zagat's view the time they spend in virtually any kind of a store as a pleasure - not a chore.

Celebrity 'Gossip Rag' Lives Up To Its Name  —  Celebrity Los Angeles based gossip e-rag Defamer was one of the few, amidst the mainstream blackout, to pick up on Charlie Sheen's 9/11 comments.  Using the pathetic tactic of attacking the messenger rather than the message the Defamer sought …

Jessica Alba offers advice for aspiring female stars  —  "They want you to take off your clothes all the time (for roles) when you're younger," actress Jessica Alba told women trying to break into film and television on Tuesday.  "I won't do that."  —  Alba ("Into the Blue") …

PREMIERE COMMISSION GALA  —  The Lay of the Love and Death (World Premiere)  —  Pianist Bruce Levingston , one of today's leading exponents of new music, will be joined in this Gala concert by renowned composer/performer Philip Glass in an evocative piano duet from Mr. Glass's Orphée …

Julianne Moore to Star in Hare's The Vertical Hour on Broadway in Fall  —  Julianne Moore, the Oscar-nominated actress of "The Hours," "Far From Heaven" and "Short Cuts," will star in a new David Hare play on Broadway this fall, it was announced.  —  The work, The Vertical Hour …

Brown and New Edition to reunite for a night  —  NEW YORK (AP) — Bobby Brown and New Edition are getting back together — at least for one night, anyway.  —  Brown, who lives in Alpharetta, Ga., and the rest of the old-school boy band are scheduled to perform together at the Essence Music Festival …

Jessica "Extends" Her Empire  —  The Insider is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found yet another way to extend her ever growing empire.  Apparently Ms Simpson and her BBF hairdresser, Ken Paves, are planning on creating a line of hair extensions.  Now you too can have those long fake locks …

Gina Wants-a the Shoes-a  —  Gina Gershon has a guest starring role in the pilot for an ABC Fall prime-time soap called "Ugly Betty."  When the producers of the show tried to get her to sign a contract yesterday without the benefit of a lawyer, Gina demanded she be allowed to keep a $650 pair of shoes she wears on the show.