Colin Farrell has Moss on the line  —  Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are allegedly phone-dating.  —  The Hollywood hellraiser and the supermodel mum are believed to have bonded over their stints in rehab - but are to busy to hook up so have to whisper sweep nothings into their mobiles to each other instead.

Natalie Portman is not a Prostitute  —  When you're reading celebrity gossip blogs, or other online "news" sources, do keep in mind that, quite often, celebrity quotes are taken out of context to make them sound more outlandish or ridiculous.  Take, for example, the Natalie Portman article …

Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Really Like Children  —  Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes.  According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg.  Naturally. … Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking?

Underage Drinker Busted At Mood  —  Shown in the photo on the above right, this 17-year-old woman, and breast implant and tanning bed survivor, is thrilled about her arrest for underage drinking!  Reality TV whore, Kristin Kavallari, was at the club at some point in the evening.

Talk persists that Justin & Cameron won't altar status  —  Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz seem to be holding fast after almost three years together - but will they make it to the altar?  —  The couple is due to appear on April 1 at the Kids Choice Awards, the Nickelodeon event where they first hit it off.

Nicole Richie and Jay In A Bathroom  —  Last night, Mr. Kevin Smith a.k.a. Silent Bob a.k.a. director of "Dogma" and "Clerks" and "Jersey Girl" (!!!) spoke at my escuela and, in the midst of a huge amount of profanity and cock jokes, he pulled out some stories about his compatriot, Jason Mewes (Jay).

Mamma Mia!  —  Britney Spears treated her hubby to a birthday celebration in his favorite city on Earth on Tuesday night ... here is a picture of our dear Spederline in Las Vegas:  —  The singer and Federline, who turned 28 on March 21, arrived just after 8:30 p.m. at the restaurant Tao Las Vegas …

Sharon Stone is Scary  —  Actress Sharon Stone, 48, signed autographs upon her arrival at the German premiere of her latest film Basic Instinct 2 directed by British director Michael Caton-Jones.  But what a frightful mess she looked!  WHAT COLOR LIPSTICK IS THAT?

Angelina Jolie Forbids Brad To Film Sex Scenes  —  What a load of crap this article is.  Please.  He's a movie star.  He's hot.  He will film sex scenes again, dammit! … No more sex scenes, Angelina tells Brad [ninemsn]  —  More photos of Brangelina and kin, after the jump.

Bruce Willis Gets Lucky, But Not With Model  —  Bruce Willis is having a good year, career-wise.  He's got an excellent film in "16 Blocks" and a very cool, interesting one in the upcoming "Lucky Number Slevin."  —  Last night's premiere at the Ziegfeld and subsequent after-party …

Penelope Cruz's false bum  —  Penelope Cruz had to wear a false butt in new movie 'Returning'.  —  The Spanish siren - who plays a Sophia Loren-style housewife - strapped on the prosthetic bottom after movie bosses decided her own posterior wasn't curvy enough.

Only in Williamsburg  —  Any of you that live in the NYC area, know that the neighborhood called Williamsburg in Brooklyn is known for being too cool for school.  I mean people walk around wearing snow white costumes with combat boots, because they are trying to be ironic.

Hasselhoff Documents Revealed  —  Estranged wife claims threats, abuse  —  (Mar. 23) — TMZ has obtained unsealed documents in the David Hasselhoff divorce case, in which his estranged wife Pamela claims the actor terrorized her.  —  Many of the documents were blacked out.

K-Fed: He Just Doesn't Like Us!  —  Kevin Federline, who recently had his cornrows harvested for publicity — er, charity — has released a second rap single to follow-up his first effort titled, "Y'all Ain't Ready" (if by "ready" you meant "going to like it" then, indeed Kev, we weren't ready).

IT'S OVER!  KRISTIN CHEATS ON NICK WITH HER EX!  —  In a VIP booth at L.A.'s hot, sleek Lobby nightclub on March 17, Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari, 19, and a tall, dark and handsome star were deep in a liplock, very publicly making out.  "They were really getting it on!" says a source who was on the scene.

REPORT: BRAD & JEN'S HOME SOLD  —  Looks like one of the the last sticking points in the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston divorce has become unstuck!  TMZ.com is reporting the Beverly Hills mansion — designed by famed architect Wallace Neff — that Brad and Jen called home during their marriage …

D'OH THE RIGHT THING  —  March 24, 2006 — THE movie version of "The Simpsons" is in full throttle.  —  "Simpsons" cast member Harry Shearer, who provides the voices of Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns and Rev. Lovejoy, among others, says vocal work on the movie has begun.

Drew and Lea Lachey Have Baby Girl!  —  Drew and Lea Lachey are naming their new baby girl Isabella, Us Weekly has learned exclusively.  The couple, both 29 years old and married since October 2000, welcomed their first child on Thursday in an L.A. hospital.  —  "We are thrilled and very excited about it all!"

The Death of Diana: New Questions  —  An official probe into Diana's death is in its third year - and troubling new mysteries have emerged.  PEOPLE goes inside the investigation  —  In the years since her Aug. 31, 1997, death in a Paris car crash, the tragic end of Diana Princess of Wales …