Colin Farrell Cannot Be Serious  —  Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are rumored to be secretly dating.  They reportedly have been friends for a while, but suddenly their friendship is developing into a full-fledged romance, albeit over the phone because Colin Farrell is in the U.S. filming Pride …

Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Really Like Children  —  Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes.  According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg.  Naturally. … Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking?

Talk persists that Justin & Cameron won't altar status  —  Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz seem to be holding fast after almost three years together - but will they make it to the altar?  —  The couple is due to appear on April 1 at the Kids Choice Awards, the Nickelodeon event where they first hit it off.

Nicole Richie and Jay In A Bathroom  —  Last night, Mr. Kevin Smith a.k.a. Silent Bob a.k.a. director of "Dogma" and "Clerks" and "Jersey Girl" (!!!) spoke at my escuela and, in the midst of a huge amount of profanity and cock jokes, he pulled out some stories about his compatriot, Jason Mewes (Jay).

Angelina Jolie Forbids Brad To Film Sex Scenes  —  What a load of crap this article is.  Please.  He's a movie star.  He's hot.  He will film sex scenes again, dammit! … No more sex scenes, Angelina tells Brad [ninemsn]  —  More photos of Brangelina and kin, after the jump.

Natalie Portman is not a Prostitute  —  When you're reading celebrity gossip blogs, or other online "news" sources, do keep in mind that, quite often, celebrity quotes are taken out of context to make them sound more outlandish or ridiculous.  Take, for example, the Natalie Portman article …

Turn That Frown Upside Down  —  Hmm ... I wonder what is going on with our dear Jake Gyllenhaal ... he's been lookin' mighty sad the past few days he's been out and about.  Check out these pictures of Jakey poo looking all sad and stuff ... I wonder what it will take to get a smile on his face?

Jessica Alba Is Sick Of Being Sexy  —  Jessica Alba is sick of playing sex kittens on screen, and would love to star in a romantic comedy.  The actress says she is tired of playing the token sexy female and wants more challenging roles.  —  Source  —  I actually agree with Jessica Alba …

Porn star's wine rated X-cellent  —  Influential wine critic Robert Parker praises Italian blend from adult film actress Savanna Samson.  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - It seemed like the perfect gimmick: a celebrity porn star would launch her own wine, with her alluring picture on the label.

Sharon Stone is Scary  —  Actress Sharon Stone, 48, signed autographs upon her arrival at the German premiere of her latest film Basic Instinct 2 directed by British director Michael Caton-Jones.  But what a frightful mess she looked!  WHAT COLOR LIPSTICK IS THAT?

MYSTERY WIFE  —  March 23, 2006 — The voice on the phone was no one you've ever heard of.  —  Fans of "The Sopranos" have been obsessed this week with trying to identify the voice of the "wife" who Tony Soprano called on the telephone during his multipart, coma-induced dream in last Sunday's episode on HBO.

Mamma Mia!  —  Britney Spears treated her hubby to a birthday celebration in his favorite city on Earth on Tuesday night ... here is a picture of our dear Spederline in Las Vegas:  —  The singer and Federline, who turned 28 on March 21, arrived just after 8:30 p.m. at the restaurant Tao Las Vegas …

Penelope Cruz's false bum  —  Penelope Cruz had to wear a false butt in new movie 'Returning'.  —  The Spanish siren - who plays a Sophia Loren-style housewife - strapped on the prosthetic bottom after movie bosses decided her own posterior wasn't curvy enough.

REPORT: BRAD & JEN'S HOME SOLD  —  Looks like one of the the last sticking points in the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston divorce has become unstuck!  TMZ.com is reporting the Beverly Hills mansion — designed by famed architect Wallace Neff — that Brad and Jen called home during their marriage …

Bruce Willis Gets Lucky, But Not With Model  —  Bruce Willis is having a good year, career-wise.  He's got an excellent film in "16 Blocks" and a very cool, interesting one in the upcoming "Lucky Number Slevin."  —  Last night's premiere at the Ziegfeld and subsequent after-party …

Only in Williamsburg  —  Any of you that live in the NYC area, know that the neighborhood called Williamsburg in Brooklyn is known for being too cool for school.  I mean people walk around wearing snow white costumes with combat boots, because they are trying to be ironic.

Hasselhoff Documents Revealed  —  Estranged wife claims threats, abuse  —  (Mar. 23) — TMZ has obtained unsealed documents in the David Hasselhoff divorce case, in which his estranged wife Pamela claims the actor terrorized her.  —  Many of the documents were blacked out.

Drew and Lea Lachey Have Baby Girl!  —  Drew and Lea Lachey are naming their new baby girl Isabella, Us Weekly has learned exclusively.  The couple, both 29 years old and married since October 2000, welcomed their first child on Thursday in an L.A. hospital.  —  "We are thrilled and very excited about it all!"