Randy Quaid Got Bent Over Brokeback  —  TMZ reports that Randy Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the producers of Brokeback Mountain claiming they falsely represented the film as a "a low-budget, art house film," and the movie had "no prospect of making any money."  Brokeback Mountain has grossed $160 million worldwide.

It's 'Code Baby Alert' for TomKat  —  Their little one is due any minute  —  (Mar. 25) — Celebrity magazine editors and the paparazzi are on call 24/7 this weekend, speculating on buzz that Katie Holmes will give birth in complete silence by following Scientology's strict birthing plan.

Demi Moore: Fully Sperminated  —  U.S. trashy tabloid Star magazine recently anointed Demi Moore with child, and speculation about the 43 year-old's possible pregnancy has once again heated up.  —  Now, the Evening Standard in the U.K., a much more respected publication, has also proclaimed Moore pregnant.

This Looks Nothing Like Britney Spears  —  If you're anywhere near New York this April, you can make a pit stop at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district to see this ridiculous "Pro-Life monument to birth" which is supposed to be the likeness of Britney Spears.

The Cast of 8th and Ocean in Ocean Drive Magazine  —  With a cast of gorgeous characters specifically chosen to have maximum impact among the teen viewership, MTV producers expect the show to be a hit.  And while the models seem undisturbed by the attention they get from passersby as they pose …

Mariah Carey to star in Tennessee  —  According to the news, the R&B celebrity Mariah Carey will star in Tennessee, in which she plays a waitress who sets off with two brothers to find their estranged father, in order to help them in saving their younger brother, who has leukemia.

Drew Lachey to Cohost Miss USA Pageant  —  Dancing With the Stars champ Drew Lachey has a new gig lined up: cohost of next month's Miss USA pageant, where he is being paired with Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood.  —  The 29-tear-old, former 98 Degrees singer - whose wife Lea is due …

Last Night on The OC: Teenage Girls Stay Home All Alone and Have Sex  —  There's really not much gossip going on today, so I thought I'd write about last night's episode of The O.C., which, if you think about it, presented some pretty weird comments on America's parenting of teenage girls.

Gwyneth Paltrow is Cruel  —  Intent on making her children's lives miserable, Gwyneth Paltrow plans to name her son Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg.  Paltrow, who already has a daughter, Apple, with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty."

Brad Pitt's pad sold  —  Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's marital home has sold for  —  £15 million - twice what they paid for it.  —  The property - in the exclusive Beverly Hills district of Hollywood - has been on the market ever since the couple split last year.  —  Pitt and Aniston spent almost

NICOLE TEASED TOM'S SNOOPS  —  March 25, 2006 — NICOLE Kidman was well aware that Tom Cruise was using a private detective to wiretap her phones during their 2001 divorce.  Kidman hired private eye Richie Di Sabatino, who told Page Six last week, "We swept her phones and put on an encryption device …

Teri Hatcher Gets In On The Latest Fad  —  Bowling seems to be the latest celebrity fad.  Previous celebrity fads include extreme weight loss, pregnancies and now it looks like it's bowling.  First it was Petra Nemcova, now it's Teri Hatcher and I am sure soon you will be seeing Queen Latifah doing it too.

Turn That Frown Upside Down  —  Hmm ... I wonder what is going on with our dear Jake Gyllenhaal ... he's been lookin' mighty sad the past few days he's been out and about.  Check out these pictures of Jakey poo looking all sad and stuff ... I wonder what it will take to get a smile on his face?

'Idol' Fans Say Daughtry Copied Song  —  "American Idol" chat rooms were buzzing Friday over a controversy surrounding Chris Daughtry's version of "I Walk the Line."  —  Judges praised Daughtry for making the song his own when he performed the Johnny Cash tune on the Fox network show.

Jessica Simpson Shifts To Epic  —  Jessica Simpson has shifted from Columbia, for which she's recorded since 1999, to Epic Records.  As previously reported, the artist is working on the follow-up to 2003's "In This Skin," which has sold 2.9 million copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

It's a Boy for Actor Chris O'Donnell  —  Actor Chris O'Donnell and his wife Caroline Fentress welcomed their fourth child, a boy, Thursday in Los Angeles.  —  The couple have not released a name.  "Everybody is happy and healthy," says rep Leslie Sloane Zelnick.  —  The baby joins siblings Lily, 6, Chip, 5, and Charlie, 2.

Jessica Alba Is Sick Of Being Sexy  —  Jessica Alba is sick of playing sex kittens on screen, and would love to star in a romantic comedy.  The actress says she is tired of playing the token sexy female and wants more challenging roles.  —  Source  —  I actually agree with Jessica Alba …

Nicole Richie's fast food love  —  Nicole Richie is addicted to fast food - especially burritos.  —  The 'Simple Life' star, who has been at the centre of speculation she has an eating disorder for months, says she's a sucker for the spicy Mexican fayre and any junk food in general.

Kiefer Sutherland's tattoo map  —  Kiefer Sutherland has revealed his array of tattoos represent momentous moments in his life.  —  The '24' star has eight separate pieces of body art and admits he is planning to keep on adding to them every time something major happens to him.

Keifer Sutherland to release album?  —  Kiefer Sutherland has sparked rumours he is launching a music career - after revealing he has built his own personal recording studio.  —  The '24' star recently put the finishing touches to the project and admits he can't wait to try it out.

Media Questions Answered: 'Celeb Living' Lives; 'Atlantic' Editor Has a Phone  —  We're totally digging this we-ask-you-answer thing.  Today brings answers to two more of our outstanding queries.  Outstanding!  —  First, we asked yesterday for info about the potentially imminent death …

Matt Ullian sick of special events, goes back to special projects  —  » More Conde Nast, GQ, Graydon Carter, Jim Nelson, Magazines, Matt Ullian, Oscars, Vanity Fair  —  Last May, Vanity Fair Oscar party planner Matt Ullian left Graydon Carter's side to join Jim Nelson downstairs at GQ.

MYSTERY WIFE  —  March 23, 2006 — The voice on the phone was no one you've ever heard of.  —  Fans of "The Sopranos" have been obsessed this week with trying to identify the voice of the "wife" who Tony Soprano called on the telephone during his multipart, coma-induced dream in last Sunday's episode on HBO.