Randy Quaid Got Bent Over Brokeback  —  TMZ reports that Randy Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the producers of Brokeback Mountain claiming they falsely represented the film as a "a low-budget, art house film," and the movie had "no prospect of making any money."  Brokeback Mountain has grossed $160 million worldwide.

Drew Lachey to Cohost Miss USA Pageant  —  Dancing With the Stars champ Drew Lachey has a new gig lined up: cohost of next month's Miss USA pageant, where he is being paired with Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood.  —  The 29-tear-old, former 98 Degrees singer - whose wife Lea is due …

Demi Moore: Fully Sperminated  —  U.S. trashy tabloid Star magazine recently anointed Demi Moore with child, and speculation about the 43 year-old's possible pregnancy has once again heated up.  —  Now, the Evening Standard in the U.K., a much more respected publication, has also proclaimed Moore pregnant.

Mariah Carey to star in Tennessee  —  According to the news, the R&B celebrity Mariah Carey will star in Tennessee, in which she plays a waitress who sets off with two brothers to find their estranged father, in order to help them in saving their younger brother, who has leukemia.

Colin Farrell Cannot Be Serious  —  Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are rumored to be secretly dating.  They reportedly have been friends for a while, but suddenly their friendship is developing into a full-fledged romance, albeit over the phone because Colin Farrell is in the U.S. filming Pride …

Turn That Frown Upside Down  —  Hmm ... I wonder what is going on with our dear Jake Gyllenhaal ... he's been lookin' mighty sad the past few days he's been out and about.  Check out these pictures of Jakey poo looking all sad and stuff ... I wonder what it will take to get a smile on his face?

Last Night on The OC: Teenage Girls Stay Home All Alone and Have Sex  —  There's really not much gossip going on today, so I thought I'd write about last night's episode of The O.C., which, if you think about it, presented some pretty weird comments on America's parenting of teenage girls.

Jessica Alba Is Sick Of Being Sexy  —  Jessica Alba is sick of playing sex kittens on screen, and would love to star in a romantic comedy.  The actress says she is tired of playing the token sexy female and wants more challenging roles.  —  Source  —  I actually agree with Jessica Alba …

Natalie Portman is not a Prostitute  —  When you're reading celebrity gossip blogs, or other online "news" sources, do keep in mind that, quite often, celebrity quotes are taken out of context to make them sound more outlandish or ridiculous.  Take, for example, the Natalie Portman article …

Angelina Jolie Forbids Brad To Film Sex Scenes  —  What a load of crap this article is.  Please.  He's a movie star.  He's hot.  He will film sex scenes again, dammit! … No more sex scenes, Angelina tells Brad [ninemsn]  —  More photos of Brangelina and kin, after the jump.

Talk persists that Justin & Cameron won't altar status  —  Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz seem to be holding fast after almost three years together - but will they make it to the altar?  —  The couple is due to appear on April 1 at the Kids Choice Awards, the Nickelodeon event where they first hit it off.

Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn't Really Like Children  —  Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes.  According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg.  Naturally. … Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking?

Media Questions Answered: 'Celeb Living' Lives; 'Atlantic' Editor Has a Phone  —  We're totally digging this we-ask-you-answer thing.  Today brings answers to two more of our outstanding queries.  Outstanding!  —  First, we asked yesterday for info about the potentially imminent death …

Thetanland  —  For those who thought the wierdness of Neverland may be gone forever, today on Howard Stern, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reported that the Church of Scientology is looking at purchasing Neverland and making it a retreat for Scientologists!

MYSTERY WIFE  —  March 23, 2006 — The voice on the phone was no one you've ever heard of.  —  Fans of "The Sopranos" have been obsessed this week with trying to identify the voice of the "wife" who Tony Soprano called on the telephone during his multipart, coma-induced dream in last Sunday's episode on HBO.

Nicole Richie's fast food love  —  Nicole Richie is addicted to fast food - especially burritos.  —  The 'Simple Life' star, who has been at the centre of speculation she has an eating disorder for months, says she's a sucker for the spicy Mexican fayre and any junk food in general.

Matt Ullian sick of special events, goes back to special projects  —  » More Conde Nast, GQ, Graydon Carter, Jim Nelson, Magazines, Matt Ullian, Oscars, Vanity Fair  —  Last May, Vanity Fair Oscar party planner Matt Ullian left Graydon Carter's side to join Jim Nelson downstairs at GQ.

Nicole Richie and Jay In A Bathroom  —  Last night, Mr. Kevin Smith a.k.a. Silent Bob a.k.a. director of "Dogma" and "Clerks" and "Jersey Girl" (!!!) spoke at my escuela and, in the midst of a huge amount of profanity and cock jokes, he pulled out some stories about his compatriot, Jason Mewes (Jay).