Gloria has the poop on Fidel  —  Gloria Estefan says Fidel Castro poops his pants.  —  Really.  —  We were discussing her upcoming New York concert when the conversation turned to recent news that Castro incinerates his undies in case anyone tries to poison his laundry.

Hailing the phat of the land  —  Big, beautiful Mo'Nique got on the phone yesterday to promote her new comedy, "Phat Girlz."  —  The film is a celebration of large ladyhood.  So naturally I wanted to ask her a couple of cheeky questions about her pal Star Jones.  —  "Star, come on home," she said.

Final Appearance of Dana Reeve to Air  —  An introduction to a medical documentary that Dana Reeve taped last year, three months before her death from lung cancer on March 6, is set to air on PBS this week.  —  The appearance on The New Medicine marks the final professional engagement of the widow of actor Christopher Reeve.

UPDATED!!  AICN EXCLUSIVE!!  WATCHMEN Has A New Director... Again!!  —  Hi, everyone.  "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...  Although I can't publish my full detailed report until May, I had a very interesting visit this week to the editing room of the new Warner Bros. film 300, directed by Zack Snyder.

Olympian Johnny Moseley Marries  —  Olympic gold medal skier Jonny Moseley, who took the prize in freestyle skiing in the 1998 Olympics, married his longtime girlfriend and business manager Malia Rich on Saturday, in Telluride, Colo., PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Tom Cruise Furniture-Hopping Once Again  —  Tom Cruise Furniture-Hopping Once Again at Yahoo's Quarterly 'Influential Speakers' Event  —  LOS ANGELES Mar 23, 2006 (AP)— When it comes to furniture and his love for Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise just can't help himself.

Pray For the Soul of Betty's Sad Lament  —  Constantine leaves his pre-'Idol' band behind  —  (Mar. 26) — 'American Idol' Season Four contestant Constantine Maroulis only came in sixth place in the competition, but he's still emerged a winner with one of the hottest up and coming careers …

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm No Tara Reid!"  —  She's a serious actress...  Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is desperate to shed her party girl image and be known as a 'serious actress'.  —  Lohan who has worked flat out on various different projects feels she is still portrayed as a beer guzzling wild child in the press.

Dead Chef "Doing Really Well"  —  Isaac Hayes is in better shape than Chef.  —  This, according to Hayes' production company, which denied a report that suggested the "Shaft" soul great had been incapacitated by a stroke and that a mystery person had issued a headline-making denunciation of South Park in his name.

MIDGET MAVENS  —  March 27, 2006 — BRITNEY Spears and her trashtastic hubby Kevin Federline love little people.  At Federline's birthday last week at Tao in Las Vegas, Spears had two female midgets carry in his birthday cake.  One night later, the couple was back at Tao for a special performance arranged by Spears.

Sting's sex fantasy  —  Sting wants to set up a fantasy sex party.  —  The open-minded former Police frontman, married to actress Trudi Styler, is already renowned for his love of erotic dancing and tantric sex.  —  A source close to adult party organizer, Palagia, told America's New York Post newspaper …

santino rice and his yard sale!  —  yes mr. santino rice of project runway fame & glory is having a yard sale this weekend - he is staying in LA but just switching up places so of course when you move...you need to get rid of crap! by the time i got there around 130pm everything was practically gone …

'LAGUNA' LOVES  —  March 26, 2006 — YOUNG love in Hollywood is fickle.  "Laguna Beach" mean girl Kristin Cavallari is back with her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner after Jessica Simpson's soon to be ex-husband Nick Lachey gave her the boot.  "Nick didn't want to freak everyone out …

Denzel Washington - Jolie Moves Like Liquid  —  Denzel Washington has hailed sultry star Angelina Jolie one of the sexiest in Hollywood.  —  The double Oscar-winner insists Jolie, who once joked the best sex she ever had was with his paraplegic character in the 1999 thriller THe Bone Collector, has a unique appeal.

Colin Farrell has Moss on the line  —  Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are allegedly phone-dating.  —  The Hollywood hellraiser and the supermodel mum are believed to have bonded over their stints in rehab - but are to busy to hook up so have to whisper sweep nothings into their mobiles to each other instead.

Lindsay Lohan: 'Wonder'ful woman  —  Lindsay Lohan is desperate to play comic book superhero Wonder Woman in an upcoming movie adaptation.  —  The 19-year-old 'Mean Girls' actress is desperate to step into the superhero's red boots because she wants become an action star.

Mortimer Martin  —  Ross, the intern from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, asked 33-year-old actress Gwyneth Paltrow the following question: "If your next baby is a boy, have you considered the name Ross?  If you have a girl, what do you think of Rossina?  Rossetta?"

It's 'Code Baby Alert' for TomKat  —  Their little one is due any minute  —  (Mar. 25) — Celebrity magazine editors and the paparazzi are on call 24/7 this weekend, speculating on buzz that Katie Holmes will give birth in complete silence by following Scientology's strict birthing plan.

Last Night on The OC: Teenage Girls Stay Home All Alone and Have Sex  —  There's really not much gossip going on today, so I thought I'd write about last night's episode of The O.C., which, if you think about it, presented some pretty weird comments on America's parenting of teenage girls.