Onetime Editor of Glamour Writes of Some Last Straws  —  Halfway through her new book, "The Joys of Much Too Much," Bonnie Fuller, the legendarily driven magazine editor, explains why celebrity weeklies are so popular.  —  "I think these stories humanize celebrities and make our readers feel …

Caught in the Act!  —  Check out where the stars (J.Lo!  Dr. McDreamy!) have been seen and heard  —  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, dining privately with Miami power-couple millionaires JR and Loren Ridinger in the cozy, wood-paneled library room at The Forge in Miami Beach.

Gloria has the poop on Fidel  —  Gloria Estefan says Fidel Castro poops his pants.  —  Really.  —  We were discussing her upcoming New York concert when the conversation turned to recent news that Castro incinerates his undies in case anyone tries to poison his laundry.

Hailing the phat of the land  —  Big, beautiful Mo'Nique got on the phone yesterday to promote her new comedy, "Phat Girlz."  —  The film is a celebration of large ladyhood.  So naturally I wanted to ask her a couple of cheeky questions about her pal Star Jones.  —  "Star, come on home," she said.

Final Appearance of Dana Reeve to Air  —  An introduction to a medical documentary that Dana Reeve taped last year, three months before her death from lung cancer on March 6, is set to air on PBS this week.  —  The appearance on The New Medicine marks the final professional engagement of the widow of actor Christopher Reeve.

Hasselhoff Ordered to Stay Away From Wife  —  LOS ANGELES - A judge has issued a temporary restraining order requiring David Hasselhoff to stay away from his estranged wife, according to court papers unsealed this week.  —  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Mark A. Juhas signed …

Dead Chef "Doing Really Well"  —  Isaac Hayes is in better shape than Chef.  —  This, according to Hayes' production company, which denied a report that suggested the "Shaft" soul great had been incapacitated by a stroke and that a mystery person had issued a headline-making denunciation of South Park in his name.

UPDATED!!  AICN EXCLUSIVE!!  WATCHMEN Has A New Director... Again!!  —  Hi, everyone.  "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...  Although I can't publish my full detailed report until May, I had a very interesting visit this week to the editing room of the new Warner Bros. film 300, directed by Zack Snyder.

HE'S AIKEN FOR SOME BETTER PUBLICITY  —  March 27, 2006 — EXPECT to see Clay Aiken popping up all over with beautiful women on his arms soon.  Aiken has kept a low profile since former Green Beret John Paulus went on the record saying they had unprotected sex.

Olympian Johnny Moseley Marries  —  Olympic gold medal skier Jonny Moseley, who took the prize in freestyle skiing in the 1998 Olympics, married his longtime girlfriend and business manager Malia Rich on Saturday, in Telluride, Colo., PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Singers' breast intentions  —  Two rock legends - David Bowie and Sting - might team up to open a burlesque club in Manhattan, a British newspaper reported today.  —  Reps for the rockers confirmed they are in talks with nightclub owner Ivan Kane, whose venues include the burlesque Forty Deuce clubs …

Pray For the Soul of Betty's Sad Lament  —  Constantine leaves his pre-'Idol' band behind  —  (Mar. 26) — 'American Idol' Season Four contestant Constantine Maroulis only came in sixth place in the competition, but he's still emerged a winner with one of the hottest up and coming careers …

MIDGET MAVENS  —  March 27, 2006 — BRITNEY Spears and her trashtastic hubby Kevin Federline love little people.  At Federline's birthday last week at Tao in Las Vegas, Spears had two female midgets carry in his birthday cake.  One night later, the couple was back at Tao for a special performance arranged by Spears.

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm No Tara Reid!"  —  She's a serious actress...  Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is desperate to shed her party girl image and be known as a 'serious actress'.  —  Lohan who has worked flat out on various different projects feels she is still portrayed as a beer guzzling wild child in the press.

Tom Cruise Furniture-Hopping Once Again  —  Tom Cruise Furniture-Hopping Once Again at Yahoo's Quarterly 'Influential Speakers' Event  —  LOS ANGELES Mar 23, 2006 (AP)— When it comes to furniture and his love for Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise just can't help himself.

Sting's sex fantasy  —  Sting wants to set up a fantasy sex party.  —  The open-minded former Police frontman, married to actress Trudi Styler, is already renowned for his love of erotic dancing and tantric sex.  —  A source close to adult party organizer, Palagia, told America's New York Post newspaper …

'LAGUNA' LOVES  —  March 26, 2006 — YOUNG love in Hollywood is fickle.  "Laguna Beach" mean girl Kristin Cavallari is back with her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner after Jessica Simpson's soon to be ex-husband Nick Lachey gave her the boot.  "Nick didn't want to freak everyone out …

Denzel Washington - Jolie Moves Like Liquid  —  Denzel Washington has hailed sultry star Angelina Jolie one of the sexiest in Hollywood.  —  The double Oscar-winner insists Jolie, who once joked the best sex she ever had was with his paraplegic character in the 1999 thriller THe Bone Collector, has a unique appeal.

Rosario Dawson Has Imperfections  —  Let's start with the hair.  I'm not grooving on it. … Rosario Dawson is 'lopsided' [Monsters and Critics]  —  (Images via Oh No They Didn't)