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9:30 PM ET, March 27, 2006

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NY Daily News:
Witherspoon & Richie get director's cut  —  Loose-lipped movie director Kevin Smith better hope he doesn't cross paths with Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon or "Simple Life" star Nicole Richie after his foulmouthed tale-telling the other night at the University of Pennsylvania.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Kevin Smith Needs to Be More Like Silent Bob  —  Kevin Smith spoke to the students of The University of Pennsylvania the other night and basically called Nicole Richie a whore and Reese Witherspoon a cunt.  —  The 35-year-old director of such acclaimed films like Jersey Girl told the students how much he hated Reese Witherspoon.
Lowri Williams / Entertainmentwise:
Jennifer Aniston To Marry Vince Vaughn At Oprah's House?  —  Summer wedding on the cards...  According to reports Jennifer Aniston is planning on marrying her new man Vince Vaughn during a ceremony at Oprah Winfrey's Californian home.  —  Aniston is allegedly desperate to beat her ex-husband …
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E! Online:
Rip Snide  —  Look, before we get to matters of utter national importance (i.e., Kev Federline's potty mouth), let's revisit Ocean's Thirteen, over which I broke last week that there's a tad o' dissension breeding among all those ridiculously rich and pretty folk.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and Us Weekly Online
news.xinhuanet.com:
Jolie, Pitt buy chateau in Normandie
Discussion: Dlisted
Phil / Egotastic!:
Is Sienna Miller After Keira Knightley's Ex?  —  And speaking of Keira Knightley, it looks like Sienna Miller has been chasing Keira Knightley's ex, Irish model, Jaime Dornan.  The Post Chronicle reports that Sienna has been focussing her attention on Keira's former flame since moving back to London.
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Keira Knightley is All Growed Up  —  Well, looks like Keira Knightley is a big girl now, having just celebrated her 21st birthday in style.  1920s style, that is.  Keira showed up to her birthday party at Paper club in London in full flapper gear, along with new(ish) boyfriend, Rupert Friend, her co-star from Pride and Prejudice.
Associated Press:
Johansson Tops FHM's 'Sexiest Women' Poll  —  NEW YORK - Scarlett Johansson tops a lovely list of the "100 Sexiest Women in the World," in a poll of readers by FHM magazine.  —  "One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy," the 21-year-old actress, star of "Match Point" …
Discussion: POPSUGAR and Us Weekly Online
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Hollywoodtuna:
Scarlett Johansson: "The Sexiest Woman Alive"  —  Scarlett Johansson was chosen by FHM readers as the 'Sexiest Woman Alive'.  Personally, I'd choose Stacy Keibler because she IS the sexiest woman in the world and doesn't need a poll to decide that but Scarlett is not a bad choice.
Hollywoodtuna:
Parts Of Fergie Are Celebrating  —  Today, Fergie turns 31-years-old but not all of her.  Only the bad parts.  The good parts can be seen here.  They're roughly 5 to 6 years old.  I'm not sure.  —  Fergie @ The Honda Civic Tour  —  Related Articles:
POPSUGAR:
Paris and Stavros Still Together?  —  Are Paris and Stavros still dating?  Rumors were that Paris was on the prowl but they were seen together again this weekend.  Could it be because she found out how much he stands to inherit on his birthday?  Page Six reports:
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
It's The Final Countdown  —  Because I know that a great many of you simply cannot get enough Spederline on a day-to-day basis ... oh wait ... that's me ... well anyways, here are some pictures of our dear Spederline from inside K-Fed's party at Atlanta nightclub Visions this past weekend:
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
Rochelle E.B. Gilken / Palm Beach Post:
Weeping LaBelle leaves stage on low note  —  RIVIERA BEACH — It was already after midnight on a chilly Saturday night when Patti LaBelle walked on the stage in a flashy red dress and heels that would humble a woman half her age.  She looked out at a sea of lawn chairs, eager fans shivering under blankets …
Discussion: Dlisted
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Fresh / crunk + disorderly:   Pattie La Belle & John Legend At Tiffany & Co. Event
NY Daily News:
Mottola's neighbors find him ill-manored  —  Music mogul Tommy Mottola is proud of the mansion he's built on a hilltop in Westchester County.  But some of his neighbors are less than thrilled by the house and its owner.  —  Five years ago, after selling his 12,000-square-foot manor home …
Discussion: The Corsair and Us Weekly Online
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Jessica Switches Homes - for Her Music  —  Jessica Simpson has a new nest when it comes to making music.  Currently working on a successor to her 2003 CD In This Skin, the Dukes of Hazzard star is switching from Columbia to Epic Records after a six-year-run at her first label.
Alyssa Rashbaum / MTV:
Denzel Washington, Spike Lee Beat Box-Office Bests With 'Inside Man'  —  Bank heist film opens with $29 million to top 'V for Vendetta' and 'Stay Alive.'  —  Willem Dafoe and Denzel Washington in "Inside Man"  —  Denzel Washington and Spike Lee had the best opening weekends of their careers …
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Star Talks About Her Surgery  —  Phoning her cohosts on The View over live TV Monday morning, Star Jones Reynolds assured Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck that, contrary to tabloid reports about her recent hospital stay, "I did not almost die."  —  "I had a boob lift," she said.
Bob Castrone / Best Week Ever Blog:
FINALLY: Wilmer Valderrama Tells All!!!!  —  The world's most famous "Wait, how did that guy get that girl?" dude Wilmer Valderrama (slightly ahead of runner-up, Adam Duritz) went on the Howard Stern Show this morning and spilled his guts about EVERYTHING you've ever wanted to know about his sexual conquests.
Discussion: The Bastardly and The Corsair
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Hillary Clinton is Too Sexy for Sharon Stone  —  In the new issue of Hollywood Life magazine, liberal Sharon Stone says that Sen. Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to win the the upcoming presidential election. … How completely shot out is Sharon Stone at this point?
Geoffrey Gray / New York Magazine:
Tough Love  —  What happens when mogul and a movie star get married?  Contracts get signed, and the drama begins . . .  R  —  onald Perelman was born on New Year's Day, 1943, and celebrates the occasion in extreme style.  His annual New Year's Eve-birthday party in St. Barts is one of the world's most exclusive social events.
 
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jossip.com:
HBO reality series to follow NYC women pretending to live the Sex and the City life
Discussion: New York Times
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Natalie Portman is no prostitute
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People:
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Katharine Q. Seelye / New York Times:
Onetime Editor of Glamour Writes of Some Last Straws
Discussion: Jossip and New York Sun
 

 
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Alex Weprin / The Hollywood Reporter:
Paramount's Shari Redstone backs CBS co-host Tony Dokoupil after execs criticized his work and says she lacks editorial control but “something needs to be done”

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Google says the US DOJ's “radical and sweeping proposals” in the Search antitrust case risk “hurting” consumers, businesses, developers, and US competitiveness

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