Wilmer Valderrama is packing heat  —  Wilmer was on Howard Stern yesterday and gave up MAJOR dirt on the Hollywood celebs he's "dated".  Some very titilating revelations including... Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight", Ashlee Simpson is very loud …

George Clooney to Make Ocean's 13  —  George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon will reunite for Ocean's 13, a third go-round in the franchise that started with 2001's Ocean's 11, Warner Bros. announced Monday.  Production is scheduled to start in July, for a summer 2007 release.

"Uh, hi, my sister is the world's sexiest woman."  —  Scarlett Johansson is at the top of FHM's list of sexiest women in the world, which might improve her brother's pick-up lines.  This past weekend, Fang, a.k.a. Mister Offender, was hit upon by Johansson at Astoria lesbian dive-bar, Albatross.

Biggest Loser Couple Engaged  —  Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston, who met while they were both contestants on NBC's The Biggest Loser, got engaged on Tuesday.  —  Live on the Today show, Hoover, a former wrestling coach from Iowa, asked Seattle-based Preston, a hairstylist, for her hand in marriage.

Jessica Simpson moves to Epic  —  Jessica Simpson moved from Columbia to Epic Records.  Her new album with this label is expected to be release later this year.  No album name, no release date, nothing about her new album.  The only thing we know is that it will be recorded at Epic Records.

A 'Surreal Life'-altering defection  —  Life got a little too surreal for former New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight, who pulled out of the latest installment of "The Surreal Life" on the show's Las Vegas set last week.  —  Knight was shooting VH1's "The Surreal Life: Fame Game," …

Oh, Canada!  Anderson fights for baby seals  —  Plus: Clay Aiken fans claim they're not homophobic  —  Pamela Anderson thinks that the fate of baby seals could seal the fate of her country.  —  The former "Baywatch" babe has sent a letter to the prime minister of Canada …

Katie Holmes Gearing Up For Quiet Labour  —  Mum-to-be Katie Holmes is gearing up for the silent birth of her first child after Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into her home, reminding her to keep quiet during labour.  —  The Batman Begins actress, 26, is awaiting the arrival …

Brad to Sell Motorcycle for Charity  —  Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C.  —  "People are always quoting (Rev. King)," …

Keira Knightley is 21  —  Keira Knightley celebrated her 21st birthday last night in London with a 1920s themed party.  She came dressed as a flapper and partied the night away with Johnny Depp, ex-boyfriend, Jamie Dornan, and current boyfriend, Rupert Friend.

Nick Lachey's Newest Dig at Jessica Simpson: Kristin Chenoweth  —  Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson.  He's traded in Kristin Cavallari for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth.  The pint sized hottie from the 'West Wing' and 'Bewitched' has reportedly captured Nick's attention.

STAR WARS  —  March 28, 2006 — CALLS JOY 'B-WORD' DURING PHONE FIGHT  —  STAR Jones and Joy Behar were at each other's throats again on yesterday's "The View" - and Jones wasn't even in the studio.  —  It eventually got so bad that one of Behar's remarks to Jones was bleeped …

THE NEXT HEF?  —  March 28, 2006 — "GIRLS Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis wants to go big-time.  Insiders say Francis is not content with putting out videos of tipsy college girls (and now guys) doffing their tops and dropping their pants while on Spring Break or at Mardi Gras.  He now has an eye on Playboy.

Christopher Ashley to Direct Xanadu Musical Off-Broadway  —  All Shook Up's Christopher Ashley is set to direct a new musical production of Xanadu — based on the 1980 film of the same name — Off-Broadway in spring 2007.  —  Douglas Carter Beane will pen the book for the production, which will be produced by Robert Ahrens.

Celebrity Death Watch  —  Could the country's insane fame fixation maybe, finally—fingers crossed—be coming to an end?  One hopeful sign: Paris Hilton.  —  O  —  n a scale of one to ten, one being the least possible interest in famous entertainers qua famous entertainers, and ten being the most, I'm about a six.

Craig Defends His Casting As James Bond  —  New James Bond star Daniel Craig is defending himself against detractors who have threatened to boycott the upcoming 007 movie Casino Royale when it hits theaters in November.  —  "I'm a Bond fan," Craig tells the BBC.