TRADE ROUND-UP: 'OCEAN'S THIRTEEN' GANG ADDS COUGAR  —  · Warner Bros. sets a July 21st start date for Ocean's 13 (George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh can now start salivating over what crazy, artistic thing they're going to do with their dirty Hollywood money), with celebrity choking …

Wilmer Valderrama reveals his big secret, talks sex with Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore etc.  —  Wilmer Valderrama, one of the stars of "That '70s Show" as well as the host of the upcoming MTV program, "Yo Momma," visited the Howard Stern show to talk about banging young starlets.

Biggest Loser Couple Engaged  —  Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston, who met while they were both contestants on NBC's The Biggest Loser, got engaged on Tuesday.  —  Live on the Today show, Hoover, a former wrestling coach from Iowa, asked Seattle-based Preston, a hairstylist, for her hand in marriage.

Jessica Simpson moves to Epic  —  Jessica Simpson moved from Columbia to Epic Records.  Her new album with this label is expected to be release later this year.  No album name, no release date, nothing about her new album.  The only thing we know is that it will be recorded at Epic Records.

Brad to Sell Motorcycle for Charity  —  Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C.  —  "People are always quoting (Rev. King)," …

Keira Knightley is All Growed Up  —  Well, looks like Keira Knightley is a big girl now, having just celebrated her 21st birthday in style.  1920s style, that is.  Keira showed up to her birthday party at Paper club in London in full flapper gear, along with new(ish) boyfriend, Rupert Friend, her co-star from Pride and Prejudice.

Katie Holmes Gearing Up For Quiet Labour  —  Mum-to-be Katie Holmes is gearing up for the silent birth of her first child after Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into her home, reminding her to keep quiet during labour.  —  The Batman Begins actress, 26, is awaiting the arrival …

Christopher Ashley to Direct Xanadu Musical Off-Broadway  —  All Shook Up's Christopher Ashley is set to direct a new musical production of Xanadu — based on the 1980 film of the same name — Off-Broadway in spring 2007.  —  Douglas Carter Beane will pen the book for the production, which will be produced by Robert Ahrens.

Craig Defends His Casting As James Bond  —  New James Bond star Daniel Craig is defending himself against detractors who have threatened to boycott the upcoming 007 movie Casino Royale when it hits theaters in November.  —  "I'm a Bond fan," Craig tells the BBC.

Nick Lachey's Newest Dig at Jessica Simpson: Kristin Chenoweth  —  Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson.  He's traded in Kristin Cavallari for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth.  The pint sized hottie from the 'West Wing' and 'Bewitched' has reportedly captured Nick's attention.

Celebrity Death Watch  —  Could the country's insane fame fixation maybe, finally—fingers crossed—be coming to an end?  One hopeful sign: Paris Hilton.  —  O  —  n a scale of one to ten, one being the least possible interest in famous entertainers qua famous entertainers, and ten being the most, I'm about a six.

Paris and Stavros Still Together?  —  Are Paris and Stavros still dating?  Rumors were that Paris was on the prowl but they were seen together again this weekend.  Could it be because she found out how much he stands to inherit on his birthday?  Page Six reports:

We Don't Like You Either Marc  —  Source

Christina Aguilera Buys Banksy Artwork  —  Featuring Queen Victoria as a lesbian....  Recently married pop star Christina Aguilera has splashed out £25,000 to buy artwork of Queen Victoria.  —  The controversial painting by graffiti artist and routine prankster Banksy portrays Queen Victoria as a lesbian.

It's The Final Countdown  —  Because I know that a great many of you simply cannot get enough Spederline on a day-to-day basis ... oh wait ... that's me ... well anyways, here are some pictures of our dear Spederline from inside K-Fed's party at Atlanta nightclub Visions this past weekend:

Parts Of Fergie Are Celebrating  —  Today, Fergie turns 31-years-old but not all of her.  Only the bad parts.  The good parts can be seen here.  They're roughly 5 to 6 years old.  I'm not sure.  —  Fergie @ The Honda Civic Tour  —  Related Articles:

Denzel Washington, Spike Lee Beat Box-Office Bests With 'Inside Man'  —  Bank heist film opens with $29 million to top 'V for Vendetta' and 'Stay Alive.'  —  Willem Dafoe and Denzel Washington in "Inside Man"  —  Denzel Washington and Spike Lee had the best opening weekends of their careers …

THE NEXT HEF?  —  March 28, 2006 — "GIRLS Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis wants to go big-time.  Insiders say Francis is not content with putting out videos of tipsy college girls (and now guys) doffing their tops and dropping their pants while on Spring Break or at Mardi Gras.  He now has an eye on Playboy.