Wilmer Valderrama is packing heat  —  Wilmer was on Howard Stern yesterday and gave up MAJOR dirt on the Hollywood celebs he's "dated".  Some very titilating revelations including... Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight", Ashlee Simpson is very loud …

TRADE ROUND-UP: 'OCEAN'S THIRTEEN' GANG ADDS COUGAR  —  · Warner Bros. sets a July 21st start date for Ocean's 13 (George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh can now start salivating over what crazy, artistic thing they're going to do with their dirty Hollywood money), with celebrity choking …

Biggest Loser Couple Engaged  —  Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston, who met while they were both contestants on NBC's The Biggest Loser, got engaged on Tuesday.  —  Live on the Today show, Hoover, a former wrestling coach from Iowa, asked Seattle-based Preston, a hairstylist, for her hand in marriage.

Jessica Simpson moves to Epic  —  Jessica Simpson moved from Columbia to Epic Records.  Her new album with this label is expected to be release later this year.  No album name, no release date, nothing about her new album.  The only thing we know is that it will be recorded at Epic Records.

Brad to Sell Motorcycle for Charity  —  Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C.  —  "People are always quoting (Rev. King)," …

Katie Holmes Gearing Up For Quiet Labour  —  Mum-to-be Katie Holmes is gearing up for the silent birth of her first child after Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into her home, reminding her to keep quiet during labour.  —  The Batman Begins actress, 26, is awaiting the arrival …

Catfight Brewing: Sienna Miller Romancing Keira Knightley's ex?  —  Oh that Sienna Miller, she sure seems to get around (no pun intended).  The latest scandal surounding the lucious lovely is that she is romancing Keira Knightley's ex-love, Irish model Jamie Dornan.

Christopher Ashley to Direct Xanadu Musical Off-Broadway  —  All Shook Up's Christopher Ashley is set to direct a new musical production of Xanadu — based on the 1980 film of the same name — Off-Broadway in spring 2007.  —  Douglas Carter Beane will pen the book for the production, which will be produced by Robert Ahrens.

STAR WARS  —  March 28, 2006 — CALLS JOY 'B-WORD' DURING PHONE FIGHT  —  STAR Jones and Joy Behar were at each other's throats again on yesterday's "The View" - and Jones wasn't even in the studio.  —  It eventually got so bad that one of Behar's remarks to Jones was bleeped …

Nick Lachey's Newest Dig at Jessica Simpson: Kristin Chenoweth  —  Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson.  He's traded in Kristin Cavallari for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth.  The pint sized hottie from the 'West Wing' and 'Bewitched' has reportedly captured Nick's attention.

Craig Defends His Casting As James Bond  —  New James Bond star Daniel Craig is defending himself against detractors who have threatened to boycott the upcoming 007 movie Casino Royale when it hits theaters in November.  —  "I'm a Bond fan," Craig tells the BBC.

Celebrity Death Watch  —  Could the country's insane fame fixation maybe, finally—fingers crossed—be coming to an end?  One hopeful sign: Paris Hilton.  —  O  —  n a scale of one to ten, one being the least possible interest in famous entertainers qua famous entertainers, and ten being the most, I'm about a six.

Nicole Richie Drug Problems Due To 'Happy' Childhood  —  Nicole Richie blames her past drug addictions on having a happy childhood.  —  The star - who has previously claimed to have gone through hell growing up - now says it was being spoilt by her adoptive dad Lionel Richie that pushed her over the edge.

THE NEXT HEF?  —  March 28, 2006 — "GIRLS Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis wants to go big-time.  Insiders say Francis is not content with putting out videos of tipsy college girls (and now guys) doffing their tops and dropping their pants while on Spring Break or at Mardi Gras.  He now has an eye on Playboy.

We Don't Like You Either Marc  —  Source

Christina Aguilera Buys Banksy Artwork  —  Featuring Queen Victoria as a lesbian....  Recently married pop star Christina Aguilera has splashed out £25,000 to buy artwork of Queen Victoria.  —  The controversial painting by graffiti artist and routine prankster Banksy portrays Queen Victoria as a lesbian.

Paris and Stavros Still Together?  —  Are Paris and Stavros still dating?  Rumors were that Paris was on the prowl but they were seen together again this weekend.  Could it be because she found out how much he stands to inherit on his birthday?  Page Six reports: