Wilmer Valderrama is packing heat  —  Wilmer was on Howard Stern yesterday and gave up MAJOR dirt on the Hollywood celebs he's "dated".  Some very titilating revelations including... Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight", Ashlee Simpson is very loud …

George Clooney to Make Ocean's 13  —  George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon will reunite for Ocean's 13, a third go-round in the franchise that started with 2001's Ocean's 11, Warner Bros. announced Monday.  Production is scheduled to start in July, for a summer 2007 release.

Sharon Stone Has the Right Idea  —  Sharon Stone is taking every opportunity to promote her upcoming film, Basic Instinct 2, by encouraging teenagers to engage in oral sex.  If it saves them from the potential danger of an aggressive person that is pressuring them to have sex …

A 'Surreal Life'-altering defection  —  Life got a little too surreal for former New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight, who pulled out of the latest installment of "The Surreal Life" on the show's Las Vegas set last week.  —  Knight was shooting VH1's "The Surreal Life: Fame Game," …

Baby Pic Alert!  Baby Pic Alert!  —  LouderthanaBlog: Woah!  First baby shots of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's lil one!  —  WishiKnewHow2quitU: Soooo cute!  —  LouderthanaBlog: Right?  Looks like someone snapped it with a camera phone.  Savvy dude.  —  WishiKnewHow2quitU: Yea, he must be getting paid.

Star Jones Disputes Surgery Dangers  —  LOS ANGELES - Star Jones Reynolds said Monday that reports of her plastic surgery perils were greatly exaggerated.  —  Jones Reynolds, a host of "The View," called the daytime talk show to discuss her breast-lift surgery and to dispute what another host …

"Uh, hi, my sister is the world's sexiest woman."  —  Scarlett Johansson is at the top of FHM's list of sexiest women in the world, which might improve her brother's pick-up lines.  This past weekend, Fang, a.k.a. Mister Offender, was hit upon by Johansson at Astoria lesbian dive-bar, Albatross.

Biggest Loser Couple Engaged  —  Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston, who met while they were both contestants on NBC's The Biggest Loser, got engaged on Tuesday.  —  Live on the Today show, Hoover, a former wrestling coach from Iowa, asked Seattle-based Preston, a hairstylist, for her hand in marriage.

Oh, Canada!  Anderson fights for baby seals  —  Plus: Clay Aiken fans claim they're not homophobic  —  Pamela Anderson thinks that the fate of baby seals could seal the fate of her country.  —  The former "Baywatch" babe has sent a letter to the prime minister of Canada …

Brad to Sell Motorcycle for Charity  —  Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C.  —  "People are always quoting (Rev. King)," …

Keira Knightley is 21  —  Keira Knightley celebrated her 21st birthday last night in London with a 1920s themed party.  She came dressed as a flapper and partied the night away with Johnny Depp, ex-boyfriend, Jamie Dornan, and current boyfriend, Rupert Friend.

Katie Holmes Gearing Up For Quiet Labour  —  Mum-to-be Katie Holmes is gearing up for the silent birth of her first child after Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into her home, reminding her to keep quiet during labour.  —  The Batman Begins actress, 26, is awaiting the arrival …

Nick Lachey's Newest Dig at Jessica Simpson: Kristin Chenoweth  —  Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson.  He's traded in Kristin Cavallari for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth.  The pint sized hottie from the 'West Wing' and 'Bewitched' has reportedly captured Nick's attention.

THE NEXT HEF?  —  March 28, 2006 — "GIRLS Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis wants to go big-time.  Insiders say Francis is not content with putting out videos of tipsy college girls (and now guys) doffing their tops and dropping their pants while on Spring Break or at Mardi Gras.  He now has an eye on Playboy.

Celebrity Death Watch  —  Could the country's insane fame fixation maybe, finally—fingers crossed—be coming to an end?  One hopeful sign: Paris Hilton.  —  O  —  n a scale of one to ten, one being the least possible interest in famous entertainers qua famous entertainers, and ten being the most, I'm about a six.