Guinness gracious!  What's up, Gwyn?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has a new motto: "Guinness is good for the baby."  —  The Oscar-winning actress was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at hip lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63.

Pardon the American Idol post...  ...but can't help it with this one.  There's quite a hub-bub brewing about Mandisa being a supporter of the ex-gay movement, and her lifestyle comment prior to the gospel gig last night on American Idol.  Now I have loved me some Mandisa up until now, people.

UNSAFE DRIVER  —  March 30, 2006 — KATE MOSS' crack-smoking ex, Pete Doherty, has a new addiction.  The Babyshambles frontman is buying old Jaguars, parking them illegally and buying replacements when they get towed away.  He's now gone through eight Jags in as many weeks, London's Daily Mirror reports.

Timberlake thinks Britney's husband is 'gross'  —  Plus: Will Scientology or Kabbalah win the Beckhams?  —  Britney Spears' ex-sweetie reportedly does not approve of her hubby.  In fact, Justin Timberlake believes that Kevin Federline is "gross," according to Star magazine.

Brad & Jen's House Sells for $22.5 Million … A reminder of the good times shared by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - their lavish Beverly Hills mansion - is changing hands.  —  About a year after Aniston filed for divorce, an anonymous foreign businessman is said to have paid $22.5 million …

WHITNEY 'A CRACK ADDICT'  —  Whitney Houston is hooked on crack cocaine and living in squalor at the mansion she shares with Bobby Brown, according to reports.  —  The allegations were made by Bobby's sister, Tina, a former addict who claims she used to use crack with the star.

Roberts overcomes errant tomato in NY stage debut  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - There's no second take on stage, but that may not matter when you're Julia Roberts.  —  When a plastic tomato went astray during her Broadway debut, the Oscar-winning movie actress broke character and laughed.

Keira Knightley Likes Her Drink  —  Now that Keira Knightley has turned 21, she's free and legal to drink pretty much anywhere in the world (though maybe not in Afghanistan).  So what better way to celebrate than by going on a month long booze cruise?  That's right, according to Life Style Extra …

Sharon Stone's oral sex tips  —  Sharon Stone is telling randy teenagers to have oral sex instead of giving up their virginity.  —  The Aids campaigning actress - who appears fully nude in new film, 'Basic Instinct 2' - says it's safer than going all the way without protection.

On 'So Notorious,' Tori Spelling Mocks Herself Before You Can  —  How do you solve a problem like Tori Spelling?  An irritating symbol of 1990's nepotism, a farcically rich Hollywood airhead, a tabloid target: Ms. Spelling knows what people say about her, and in her new scripted comedy series …

WAS RANDY QUAID MINI-MAJORLY SCREWED?  —  Randy Quaid's recently filed lawsuit against the producers of Brokeback Mountain has turned a pair of watchful binoculars on how talent is being paid for working in features produced by the so-called "mini-majors"—those arthouse divisions of huge studios such as Focus and Fox Searchlight.

Natalie's Wonder Emporium … Toronto, Canada ::  24-year-old Natalie Portman (although it's similar, she's not wearing her gangsta rap jacket from SNL) and 68-year-old Dustin Hoffman took a walk together in Yorkville this past Sunday during a film break from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

BRANGELINA'S BIG BUST-UP!  —  The well-dressed diners at L'Avenue, the chic restaurant on Paris' fashionable Avenue Montaigne, must have done a double-take on March 19 when a scruffy-looking man in frayed jeans and a worn baseball capwas ushered to an upstairs table.

Jessica Simpson May Want to Adopt Kids  —  LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson has babies on the brain.  The 25-year-old singer filed for divorce from Nick Lachey last December but her publicist says Simpson is looking at adoption.  —  "Nothing has been finalized yet" as to when and how Simpson will adopt …

'Weird Al' Fans Tired Of People Not Walking All Over Him  —  Supporters raising money to get Yankovic a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.  —  "Weird Al" Yankovic  —  Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images  —  In a career that spans more than 25 years, "Weird Al" Yankovic has sold …

David Hasselhoff 'Croones' In Court  —  David Hasselhoff Baffles Court With German Tune  —  Latest: David Hasselhoff stunned court reporters and officials in Los Angeles yesterday (28Mar06) when he made light of a custody battle with his estranged wife Pamela by crooning in the corridor.

The Final 10 - "Contemporary Songs We Already Hate" Week  —  I've chosen my American Idol, and her name is Deborah Gibson.  —  Last night she was in the audience refusing to stand after Kellie Pickler's song, only offering up a polite golf clap.  Using her electric youth powers …

Seacrest And Hatcher Kiss Uncomfortably, Pretend Not To Notice The Photographer They Hired  —  A couple of thoughts immediately crossed our minds upon viewing Us Weekly's completely convincing, obviously not staged photos of American Idol spokesmodel Ryan Seacrest and profoundly desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher:

Clooney's Gift Bag Fetches $45K for Charity  —  George Clooney's Oscar swag bag has sold at charity auction for $45,100, a spokesman for the United Way announced.  —  The winner has not been identified, but the money will be used for the United Way's hurricane response and relief recovery fund …