Guinness gracious!  What's up, Gwyn?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has a new motto: "Guinness is good for the baby."  —  The Oscar-winning actress was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at hip lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63.

Brad & Jen's House Sells for $22.5 Million … A reminder of the good times shared by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - their lavish Beverly Hills mansion - is changing hands.  —  About a year after Aniston filed for divorce, an anonymous foreign businessman is said to have paid $22.5 million …

Lisa Tucker Gets the Boot on Idol  —  By Stephen M. Silverman And now there are nine.  Lisa Tucker, 16, was shown the door on American Idol Wednesday night, as voters apparently concurred with the judges that the Anaheim, Calif., teen should have left her Tuesday night ballad "Because of You" …

Timberlake thinks Britney's husband is 'gross'  —  Plus: Will Scientology or Kabbalah win the Beckhams?  —  Britney Spears' ex-sweetie reportedly does not approve of her hubby.  In fact, Justin Timberlake believes that Kevin Federline is "gross," according to Star magazine.

Assistant claims model assaulted her  —  (Mar. 30, 12:25PM ET) — Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant.  —  NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct — As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there.

WHITNEY 'A CRACK ADDICT'  —  Whitney Houston is hooked on crack cocaine and living in squalor at the mansion she shares with Bobby Brown, according to reports.  —  The allegations were made by Bobby's sister, Tina, a former addict who claims she used to use crack with the star.

UNSAFE DRIVER  —  March 30, 2006 — KATE MOSS' crack-smoking ex, Pete Doherty, has a new addiction.  The Babyshambles frontman is buying old Jaguars, parking them illegally and buying replacements when they get towed away.  He's now gone through eight Jags in as many weeks, London's Daily Mirror reports.

Tale of the 911 tape: Star was in peril  —  Star Jones is denying tabloid reports that she "almost died" from uncontrolled bleeding after her March 17 breast-lift and implant surgery.  But a just-revealed audiotape of the 911 call suggests the situation was graver than she claims.

Roberts overcomes errant tomato in NY stage debut  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - There's no second take on stage, but that may not matter when you're Julia Roberts.  —  When a plastic tomato went astray during her Broadway debut, the Oscar-winning movie actress broke character and laughed.

Keira Knightley Likes Her Drink  —  Now that Keira Knightley has turned 21, she's free and legal to drink pretty much anywhere in the world (though maybe not in Afghanistan).  So what better way to celebrate than by going on a month long booze cruise?  That's right, according to Life Style Extra …

Pardon the American Idol post...  ...but can't help it with this one.  There's quite a hub-bub brewing about Mandisa being a supporter of the ex-gay movement, and her lifestyle comment prior to the gospel gig last night on American Idol.  Now I have loved me some Mandisa up until now, people.

Natalie's Wonder Emporium … Toronto, Canada ::  24-year-old Natalie Portman (although it's similar, she's not wearing her gangsta rap jacket from SNL) and 68-year-old Dustin Hoffman took a walk together in Yorkville this past Sunday during a film break from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Rachel Hunter: Divorced  —  Rachel Hunter's divorce from Rod Stewart is set to be finalised this week - after a seven year legal battle.  —  The supermodel and aging rocker split in 1999, but had never legally ended their marriage.  —  Now Rachel has revealed the pair have finally agreed a settlement.

On 'So Notorious,' Tori Spelling Mocks Herself Before You Can  —  How do you solve a problem like Tori Spelling?  An irritating symbol of 1990's nepotism, a farcically rich Hollywood airhead, a tabloid target: Ms. Spelling knows what people say about her, and in her new scripted comedy series …

Jessica Simpson May Want to Adopt Kids  —  LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson has babies on the brain.  The 25-year-old singer filed for divorce from Nick Lachey last December but her publicist says Simpson is looking at adoption.  —  "Nothing has been finalized yet" as to when and how Simpson will adopt …

'Weird Al' Fans Tired Of People Not Walking All Over Him  —  Supporters raising money to get Yankovic a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.  —  "Weird Al" Yankovic  —  Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images  —  In a career that spans more than 25 years, "Weird Al" Yankovic has sold …

WAS RANDY QUAID MINI-MAJORLY SCREWED?  —  Randy Quaid's recently filed lawsuit against the producers of Brokeback Mountain has turned a pair of watchful binoculars on how talent is being paid for working in features produced by the so-called "mini-majors"—those arthouse divisions of huge studios such as Focus and Fox Searchlight.

David Hasselhoff 'Croones' In Court  —  David Hasselhoff Baffles Court With German Tune  —  Latest: David Hasselhoff stunned court reporters and officials in Los Angeles yesterday (28Mar06) when he made light of a custody battle with his estranged wife Pamela by crooning in the corridor.