Assistant claims model assaulted her  —  (Mar. 30, 12:25PM ET) — Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant.  —  NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct — As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there.

Timberlake thinks Britney's husband is 'gross'  —  Plus: Will Scientology or Kabbalah win the Beckhams?  —  Britney Spears' ex-sweetie reportedly does not approve of her hubby.  In fact, Justin Timberlake believes that Kevin Federline is "gross," according to Star magazine.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE- MATT LEBLANC IS FILING FOR DIVORCE  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc is filing for divorce later today from Melissa, his wife of three years.  The National Enquirer has learned exclusively that the couple split up in January, soon after LeBlanc's NBC sitcom Joey was cancelled.

Guinness gracious!  What's up, Gwyn?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has a new motto: "Guinness is good for the baby."  —  The Oscar-winning actress was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at hip lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63.

Jessica Simpson Wants To Actually Drop Kids Off At The Pool  —  Jessica Simpson is jonesing to be a mother.  Lord.  Is she in the right mind (does she have a mind), to adopt?  I mean, she's in the midst of a divorce.  The upside to her yearning for the pitter patter of little feet …

Brad & Jen's House Sells for $22.5 Million … A reminder of the good times shared by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - their lavish Beverly Hills mansion - is changing hands.  —  About a year after Aniston filed for divorce, an anonymous foreign businessman is said to have paid $22.5 million …

Rachel Hunter is Almost Free  —  Rachel Hunter will be a free woman this week when her divorce from Rod Stewart will be finalized after a seven year legal battle.  The pair, who married after dating for three months, have been seperated since 1999, but have finally reached a settlement on child support for their two children.

'Amazing Race' Gets Fresh Start  —  Show moves to Wednesdays, bumping 'Alex,' 'Practice'  —  "The Amazing Race," which has been struggling a little in the last hour of primetime, is switching nights, bumping two underperforming comedies in the process.  —  Starting next week, "The Amazing Race" …

Whitney: She's Broke, and On the Run  —  Whitney: She's Broke, and On the Run  —  Troubled pop superstar Whitney Houston — once a bigger seller than Madonna — is running out of cash.  Insiders tell me she is literally broke, with no current income and huge expenses.

Paris Hilton Gets Three 6 Mafia To Produce  —  Oscar-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia say they are producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton.  —  Source  —  What do Oscar-winning rappers do to ruin their careers?  They go out and produce tracks for Paris Hilton.

Lisa Tucker Gets the Boot on Idol  —  By Stephen M. Silverman And now there are nine.  Lisa Tucker, 16, was shown the door on American Idol Wednesday night, as voters apparently concurred with the judges that the Anaheim, Calif., teen should have left her Tuesday night ballad "Because of You" …

Britney is back for more  —  Britney Spears is ready to do it again.  —  Pop's princess traded in mega-stardom two years ago for marriage and the mommy track.  And in the process, she became a tabloid queen with every marital squabble, hair extension and tummy bulge being scrutinized.

Kate Moss & Lindsay Lohan Need Mentoring  —  Kate Moss is rumoured to have 'adopted' Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together.  The supermodel is apparently currently mentoring Lindsay while she reportedly struggles with bulimia and drug addiction.  —  Source  —  This is one rumour that I don't believe.

KATHARINE MCPHEE: IS SHE A SCIENTOLOGIST?  —  Katharine McPhee and Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, both sport brunette hair and a beautiful smile.  And like Holmes, the 21-year-old Idol favorite from Sherman Oaks, Calif., may have her own connection to the Church of Scientology …

Tale of the 911 tape: Star was in peril  —  Star Jones is denying tabloid reports that she "almost died" from uncontrolled bleeding after her March 17 breast-lift and implant surgery.  But a just-revealed audiotape of the 911 call suggests the situation was graver than she claims.

Roberts overcomes errant tomato in NY stage debut  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - There's no second take on stage, but that may not matter when you're Julia Roberts.  —  When a plastic tomato went astray during her Broadway debut, the Oscar-winning movie actress broke character and laughed.

Cooking in the bathroom with Whitney  —  Tons of stories around the net today surrounding the photos of Whitney Houston's bathroom crack den.  We wanted to provide a little PSA on how crack is made to clear up some statements and images in the National Enquirer that may have confused a few people.

Natalie Portman is in Toronto  —  My therapist told me that I need to get out more.  I should pursue various interest, maybe go to the gym.  But I think that's a little too much work, just to help me avoid a restraining order from Natalie Portman.  Sure, I know it will help when I go to the hearing …