Assistant claims model assaulted her  —  (Mar. 30, 12:25PM ET) — Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant.  —  NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct — As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there.

Guinness gracious!  What's up, Gwyn?  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has a new motto: "Guinness is good for the baby."  —  The Oscar-winning actress was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at hip lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63.

Brad & Jen's House Sells for $22.5 Million … A reminder of the good times shared by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston - their lavish Beverly Hills mansion - is changing hands.  —  About a year after Aniston filed for divorce, an anonymous foreign businessman is said to have paid $22.5 million …

Timberlake thinks Britney's husband is 'gross'  —  Plus: Will Scientology or Kabbalah win the Beckhams?  —  Britney Spears' ex-sweetie reportedly does not approve of her hubby.  In fact, Justin Timberlake believes that Kevin Federline is "gross," according to Star magazine.

Cooking in the bathroom with Whitney  —  Tons of stories around the net today surrounding the photos of Whitney Houston's bathroom crack den.  We wanted to provide a little PSA on how crack is made to clear up some statements and images in the National Enquirer that may have confused a few people.

Jessica Simpson Wants To Actually Drop Kids Off At The Pool  —  Jessica Simpson is jonesing to be a mother.  Lord.  Is she in the right mind (does she have a mind), to adopt?  I mean, she's in the midst of a divorce.  The upside to her yearning for the pitter patter of little feet …

Lisa Tucker Gets the Boot on Idol  —  By Stephen M. Silverman And now there are nine.  Lisa Tucker, 16, was shown the door on American Idol Wednesday night, as voters apparently concurred with the judges that the Anaheim, Calif., teen should have left her Tuesday night ballad "Because of You" …

Tale of the 911 tape: Star was in peril  —  Star Jones is denying tabloid reports that she "almost died" from uncontrolled bleeding after her March 17 breast-lift and implant surgery.  But a just-revealed audiotape of the 911 call suggests the situation was graver than she claims.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE- MATT LEBLANC IS FILING FOR DIVORCE  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc is filing for divorce later today from Melissa, his wife of three years.  The National Enquirer has learned exclusively that the couple split up in January, soon after LeBlanc's NBC sitcom Joey was cancelled.

Have Kimora and Russell Split?, and Hip-Hop Summit Photos  —  Speculation has been going around for months about the possible split of hip-hop's power couple Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons.  In the upcoming issue of Us Weekly an insider tells the magazine that the end is near for the pair.

Keira Knightley Likes Her Drink  —  Now that Keira Knightley has turned 21, she's free and legal to drink pretty much anywhere in the world (though maybe not in Afghanistan).  So what better way to celebrate than by going on a month long booze cruise?  That's right, according to Life Style Extra …

Roberts overcomes errant tomato in NY stage debut  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - There's no second take on stage, but that may not matter when you're Julia Roberts.  —  When a plastic tomato went astray during her Broadway debut, the Oscar-winning movie actress broke character and laughed.

Parasite Hilton Really is Mother Theresa  —  Parasite Hilton really deserves to play Mother Theresa in an upcoming biopic.  She has a gorgeous heart that is full of [sperm] love.  Parasite recently donated her time to a Make-A-Wish Foundation child.  —  16yo Amber was diagnosed …

UNSAFE DRIVER  —  March 30, 2006 — KATE MOSS' crack-smoking ex, Pete Doherty, has a new addiction.  The Babyshambles frontman is buying old Jaguars, parking them illegally and buying replacements when they get towed away.  He's now gone through eight Jags in as many weeks, London's Daily Mirror reports.

Kate Moss & Lindsay Lohan Need Mentoring  —  Kate Moss is rumoured to have 'adopted' Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together.  The supermodel is apparently currently mentoring Lindsay while she reportedly struggles with bulimia and drug addiction.  —  Source  —  This is one rumour that I don't believe.

Botched 'M:I3' Stunt Makes Marital Relations Impossible  —  An explosion burned 60 percent of a stuntman's body  —  A stuntman is suing the producers of "Mission: Impossible 3" for ruining his sex life.  —  Steven Scott Wheatley says that burns received from a botched stunt test …

Hannibal Lecter: Ultimate villain  —  Hannibal Lecter has been voted the ultimate movie villain.  —  The character - immortalised by Sir Anthony Hopkins in three movies - received the honour in a poll for US hip-hop magazine Vibe.  —  The Welsh actor went on to win an Oscar for his portrayal …

Britney is back for more  —  Britney Spears is ready to do it again.  —  Pop's princess traded in mega-stardom two years ago for marriage and the mommy track.  And in the process, she became a tabloid queen with every marital squabble, hair extension and tummy bulge being scrutinized.

On 'So Notorious,' Tori Spelling Mocks Herself Before You Can  —  How do you solve a problem like Tori Spelling?  An irritating symbol of 1990's nepotism, a farcically rich Hollywood airhead, a tabloid target: Ms. Spelling knows what people say about her, and in her new scripted comedy series …

'Idol' Finalists Spill Song-Selection Secrets; Bo Bice Offers Advice  —  Choosing the wrong song to perform can sink a contestant's chances.  —  "American Idol" has never been just a singing competition, with personality and performance style carrying just as much weight since Kelly Clarkson took the first title in 2002.