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12:00 PM ET, March 31, 2006

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TinaB / Glitterati Gossip:
Naomi Campbell: Worst Boss Ever  —  Naomi, wearing a white jacket and baseball cap, is escorted by police from her New York City apartment after being arrested for second-degree assault.  —  Stop The Hostility!  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell was charged this morning around 8:00am …
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New York Post:
CRAZED  —  A bloodied and battered housekeeper said yesterday she ran for her life after supermodel Naomi Campbell blew up over a missing pair of jeans - and then beaned her with a cellphone that tore a 3-inch gash in back of her head.  —  "I couldn't believe the pain - I had so much pain back there …
Desmond Butler / Associated Press:
Naomi Campbell Charged With Assault  —  NEW YORK - Naomi Campbell was charged with second-degree assault Thursday after allegedly bashing her housekeeper in the head with a phone in an altercation at her Park Avenue apartment, police said.  —  The 35-year-old British-born supermodel was taken …
Discussion: Defamer
Gawker:
So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?  —  Page Six reports today that non-blogging actor George Clooney has taken action to destroy Gawker Stalker — ohmahgah he knows we exist!  In an email sent by his publicist Stan Rosenfield to other entertainment flacks, "George" writes:
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New York Post:
CLOONEY: SABOTAGE GAWKER!  —  March 31, 2006 — GEORGE Clooney has a plan to destroy the Gawker stalker Web site.  While some power publicists propose new laws to protect their pampered clients, Clooney says there's an easier way to deal with instantly posted sightings of celebrities …
Bill Zwecker / Zwecker's People:
George Clooney snubs Lindsay Lohan
Associated Press:
'Friends' Star LeBlanc Files for Divorce  —  LOS ANGELES - Matt LeBlanc has filed for divorce from his wife, citing irreconcilable differences, but his publicist says the two remain "friends."  —  The former "Friends" TV star filed papers in Superior Court on Thursday to dissolve …
Discussion: TV Squad
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Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Matt LeBlanc, Wife Melissa Split  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc, 38, and his wife, Melissa, 41, are divorcing, the couple announced Thursday.  —  "Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years," the actor's rep, Joe Libonati, said in a statement.
NY Daily News:
Rhymes busts a bottle over adversary's head  —  Busta Rhymes took a page out of Naomi Campbell's playbook and sent an adversary to the hospital this week after braining him with a Champagne bottle.  —  The rapper, who was in Miami for the Winter Music Conference, has a serious beef with deposed Source magazine publisher David Mays.
Discussion: StarsOrbis
People:
Russell, Kimora Lee Simmons Split  —  By Stephen M. Silverman with Tiffany McGee  —  Rap mogul Russell Simmons and his wife Kimora Lee Simmons are splitting, a rep for Kimora confirms to PEOPLE.  An announcement is expected later today.  —  A spokesperson for Russell had no comment.
FemaleFirst:
Paris Hilton: Lyrical master  —  Paris Hilton is set to become a rapper.  —  The sexy socialite has been in the recording studio with Oscar-winning US rappers Three 6 Mafia to lend her vocals to a host of tracks for her forthcoming debut album.  —  The hip-hop group recently met Hilton …
Discussion: The DarkHat
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Hollywoodtuna:   Paris Hilton Gets Three 6 Mafia To Produce
Stephen M. Silverman / People:
Britney Goes for Laughs on Will & Grace  —  Britney Spears made her much-publicized appearance on Will & Grace Thursday night, spouting dialogue that may surprise her fans.  —  In the storyline, Out TV, the network on which series regular Sean Hayes, as Jack McFarland, hosts his talk show Jack Talk …
Sandy Cohen / Associated Press:
Teenage Life Is Dreamy for Josh Schwartz  —  LOS ANGELES - Things are about to get explosive in "The O.C.," says show creator Josh Schwartz.  And it's only fair, considering the effect the popular teen drama has had on the writer's career.  —  Schwartz was only 26 — a recent graduate …
Star:
DESPERATE HOUSEVIVES VIDEO GAME  —  Buena Vista Games has developed a video game based on ABC's hit series Desperate Housewives.  Players take on the role of a new housewife who moves into Wisteria Lane and unlocks the delicious scandals hidden in the seemingly perfect neighborhood.
Sky News:
WHO'S LINDSAY DATING NOW?  —  We never know where we are with Lindsay Lohan's love life.  —  She seems to have been linked to so many Hollywood men, we've lost count.  —  The latest leading man on the rumour list is none other than Titanic star Leonardo DiCaprio.
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
Whitney: She's Broke, and On the Run  —  Whitney: She's Broke, and On the Run  —  Troubled pop superstar Whitney Houston — once a bigger seller than Madonna — is running out of cash.  Insiders tell me she is literally broke, with no current income and huge expenses.
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Whitney Pregnant and on the Run!
USA Today:
Britney maybe one more time  —  All bets are on for the Britney Spears comeback of 2006.  —  The timing seems right.  It has been 2½ years since she released a record of new material, son Sean Preston is 6 months old, and she has suggested in interviews that she's ready to get back to work.
Discussion: Popwatch | Blog
FemaleFirst:
George Michael's cannabis caution  —  George Michael has been given a police caution for possession of cannabis.  —  The superstar singer admitted the offence and accepted the punishment at an early morning meeting with police in London yesterday (29.03.06).
3am:
LOTHARIO DICAPRIO  —  Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley  —  IF Leonardo DiCaprio is dating teen starlet Lindsay Lohan, then it's a case of out of sight, out of mind.  —  The 31-year-old actor was pretty busy at the weekend in Cape Town, where he's filming The Blood Diamond.
Ananova:
Stars turn out for Phantom premiere  —  A host of celebrities turned out for the premiere of The Phantom of the Opera in London.  —  Former Brookside actress and Hell's Kitchen winner Jennifer Ellison makes her big screen debut as a ballerina in the film version of the Andrew Lloyd Webber story.
Cathy Beers / The National Ledger:
Katie Holmes May Give Birth Without Tom Cruise  —  Nearly every report that comes out on the fabulous Katie Holmes details that the actress and very pregnant mom to be is under a great deal of stress as she prepares for the birth of her first child.  —  She's so stressed that one report …
Discussion: Spy On Our IMs
 
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