Maid says beauty turns attack beast  —  Campbell busted in staffer's Blackberry beaning  —  Smiling for the cameras, Naomi Campbell glided along a sidewalk shortly after allegedly bashing a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry against the head of her housekeeper.  —  "You f—  b—

Russell, Kimora Lee Simmons Split  —  By Stephen M. Silverman with Tiffany McGee  —  Rap mogul Russell Simmons and his wife Kimora Lee Simmons are splitting, a rep for Kimora confirms to PEOPLE.  An announcement is expected later today.  —  A spokesperson for Russell had no comment.

"Friends" star Matt LeBlanc files for divorce  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hollywood actor Matt LeBlanc, who played the good-humored ladies' man Joey on the smash hit television comedy "Friends," filed for divorce on Thursday from his wife of three years, Melissa Sue.

Rhymes busts a bottle over adversary's head  —  Busta Rhymes took a page out of Naomi Campbell's playbook and sent an adversary to the hospital this week after braining him with a Champagne bottle.  —  The rapper, who was in Miami for the Winter Music Conference, has a serious beef with deposed Source magazine publisher David Mays.

Alias's Kevin Weisman, Wife Have a Girl  —  Alias actor Kevin Weisman and his wife, Jodi Tanowitz, welcomed their first child on Friday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The baby girl, Maya Rose, was born at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles at 1:57 a.m. She weighed in at 7 lbs., 1 oz.

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?  —  Page Six reports today that non-blogging actor George Clooney has taken action to destroy Gawker Stalker — ohmahgah he knows we exist!  In an email sent by his publicist Stan Rosenfield to other entertainment flacks, "George" writes:

Paget Brewster in Playboy?  She's Thinking About It  —  So I'm watching Conan O'Brien (right now as a matter of fact) and Paget Brewster is one of the guests.  I've always been a fan of Paget Brewster, so that was a nice surprise.  Of course, I wasn't paying too much attention …

Howard Stern Lashes Out at Some Fans  —  NEW YORK - Howard Stern is angry more fans haven't followed him to satellite radio.  In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the 52-year-old shock jock lashes out at those of his fan base who haven't made the transition to Sirius Satellite Radio.

Piper Perabo Has A Cold Sore  —  I've had a crush on Piper Perabo ever since she was in Coyote Ugly.  Her lip syncing that LeAnn Rimes song was one of the best performances on film I've ever seen.  But now I'm concerned because she is rumored to be dating Matthew Perry.

Jake Gyllenhaal is Rude  —  Openly gay actor, Ian McKellen, has blasted Jake Gyllenhaal for saying Brokeback Mountain was a terrifying experience because it meant he had to kiss another man.  McKellen, who has long been a vocal critic of Hollywood's homophobia, says Gyllenhaal offended other gay actors with his comments.

Kate Moss is Blowing Her Cash  —  Kate Moss has reportedly dropped a libel lawsuit against the British television network, Five, which claimed Moss was a frequent cocaine user and once had to be revived from a cocaine induced coma in their 2004 documentary, The Truth About Kate Moss.

Kim Basinger For Miu Miu  —  Never posted these here but if you missed them too, actresses Kim Basinger, 52, and Camilla Belle, 19, are the new Spring/Summer 2006 faces for Prada's younger hipper diffusion line, Miu Miu.  Kim Basinger was personally chosen by Miuccia Prada for the new advertising campaign …

Denise Richards Has Tommy Lee As A Matchmaker  —  Rocker Tommy Lee, ex of Denise Richards best pal Heather Locklear is volunteering his services as a matchmaker for Denise to help her get over ex-hubby and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Charlie Sheen.  —  Source  —  Denise Richards went to the right guy to help her find a new man.

NECROMANCING THE STONE  —  Rating:  —  BASIC INSTINCT 2  —  Botoxic. … INTERESTING factoid I just uncovered, a piece of trivia apparently unknown to the filmmakers who torched $70 million on "Basic Instinct 2": Sharon Stone is 77 years old.  —  It was 19 hundred and 92 when we last snatched …

"Vin Diesel in need of a Personal Trainer?"  —  A friend of mine fowarded this photo of Vin Diesel at the GayVN awards in LA with Sebastian Bonnet.  Sebastian is a well-known gay pornstar at Bel Ami and is featured in many of their Personal Trainer videos.  —  I wonder what Vinny was doing there?