LINDSAY LOHAN'S ASS COLLECTS KIDS' CHOICE AWARD  —  Having effortlessly executed the high degree of difficulty "automobile manufacturer fashion show sideboob flash with optional nipple slip" last month, Lindsay Lohan was looking for a fresh challenge in the unexpectedly-exposed-celebrity-body- parts-at-public-events arena.

Tom: Katie Due 'Any Minute' … With fiancée Katie Holmes close to giving birth, expectant dad Tom Cruise still found time on Saturday to sit for a brief interview on German TV to promote his movie Mission: Impossible 3, set for worldwide release next month.

Sarandon wants monitoring for U.S. elections  —  Plus, Madonna reportedly house-hunting in Israel; Seacrest's insecurities  —  Susan Sarandon wants the U.S. presidential elections to be monitored by outside interests.  The "Bull Durham" star says that the 2004 vote was so fraudulent …

Prince hit a royal pain for label  —  Insiders say there could be recriminations at Columbia Records over Prince's album "3121," whose distribution rights the label lost to Universal, now that it has topped the Billboard charts.  —  One source says fingers are pointing at Sony BMG …

SIMMONS SPLIT LONG IN COMING  —  April 1, 2006 — IT'S hard to be too shocked about the end of rap mogul Russell Simmons' marriage to Kimora Lee Simmons, the queen of conspicuous consumption, which became official yesterday.  —  The publicity-loving pair weren't exactly romantic role models.

Howard no coward  —  Shock jock Stern helps police nab deranged fan  —  Shock jock Howard Stern got the scare of his life when a crazed fan spit in his girlfriend's face and threatened both of them on an upper West Side street, sources said yesterday.  —  But a frightened Stern quickly …

NBC's Campbell Brown Weds … Weekend Today co-anchor Campbell Brown, 37, and Dan Senor, 34, a FOX News analyst, were married on Sunday in Colorado.  —  The bride wore a Vera Wang gown at the afternoon ceremony, which took place at the Beaver Creek Chapel in Beaver Creek, Colo. After the …

David Beckham opens up about his OCD.  —  He is renowned for his perfectionism on the pitch, but it seems everything has to be just right for David Beckham at home as well.  —  The England football captain has admitted that he suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) …

Andy Roddick In Shorts  —  Tennis balls anyone?

Cameron Diaz's 'nude' fight is over  —  Cameron Diaz's topless pictures battle is over.  —  A Los Angeles judge awarded the 'In Her Shoes' star undisclosed statutory damages after a photographer tried to sell semi-naked photos and videos of her - taken before she was famous.

Pink's webcam sex sessions  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Pink has revealed she keeps her marriage alive with steamy webcam sex sessions.  —  The outrageous star has only seen new husband Carey Hart, 30, three times since marrying him in January  —  Speaking to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper …

Madonna announces world tour  —  NEW YORK (AP) — The Material Girl/Mom will embark on a world tour this summer.  —  Madonna will open the Confessions Tour in Los Angeles on May 21, work eastward through North America and jump to Europe on July 30 in Cardiff, Wales, it was announced Monday.

Angelina Jolie's African birth  —  Angelina Jolie is set to give birth in Africa, it has been claimed.  —  The pregnant star and lover Brad Pitt will stay at a private lodge in Namibia, south west Africa, while they wait for their new arrival.  —  They have allegedly planned to have their child …

A model spit-head?  —  Cranky catwalker Naomi Campbell raged at Madison Square Garden staff and spat in a security guard's face only months before her latest arrest, a police source said.  —  The famously short-fused hottie hurled abuse at a security guard during a U2 concert last October …

Eva longoria's Parker Revelations Stun Pals  —  Tony Parker's Friends Shocked By Longoria's Sex Comments.  —  Basketball star Tony Parker's friends were shocked by his girlfriend Eva Longoria's candid comments in a US magazine regarding the intimate details of the couple's relationship.

INSTINCTIVE TUNES  —  April 3, 2006 — NOW that it looks like "Basic Instinct 2" isn't going to revitalize her acting career Sharon Stone is going to focus on her songwriting career.  Last week, after her appearance on "The View," Stone went straight to a Manhattan recording studio, our spy said.