Britney Spears still really attractive  —  I had to stop myself from trying to make love to my monitor after seeing these pictures of Britney Spears getting her hair done.  I'm only a man, damnit.  You can't show me a picture of Britney Spears physically transforming into a pig and expect me not to have sex with my computer.

Will Kidman wed Urban in Catholic church?  —  Plus: Thandie Newton chastises Tom Cruise for driving a gas-guzzler  —  Will Nicole Kidman get a church wedding?  —  The actress, a devout Catholic, has had her marriage to Tom Cruise annulled so she can marry her sweetie Keith Urban in a religious ceremony …

Christina Aguilera new album details  —  The pop celebrity Christina Aguilera gives details about her upcoming album which is set to be release in June.  The new pop album named 'Back to Basics' will have soul, jazz, blues (from the 1920s, '30s and '40s) influences.

David Hasselhoff Seeks Rehab for Wife  —  The David Hasselhoff-Pamela Bach divorce is getting even uglier.  The former Baywatch actor has filed papers implying that Bach, who has accused him of domestic violence, has a drug problem and needs psychiatric help.

Naomi Campbell Visits Nelson Mandela  —  Even second-degree assault charges (for allegedly throwing her cell phone at a housekeeper in New York City last week) couldn't keep Naomi Campbell from a peacekeeping mission in South Africa.  —  The London-born Campbell, 35, and music producer Quincy Jones paid …

Jennifer Aniston Mum on Wedding Rumor  —  Things grew tense on Tuesday morning's Today show when Jennifer Aniston was asked about a rumor that Oprah Winfrey was planning to throw an $8 million wedding for her and boyfriend Vince Vaughn.  —  "I thought you weren't going to go there," …

Lindsay Lohan Rejected by George Clooney  —  If it wasn't enough to have the wind literally blown up her skirt yesterday, today comes news that Lindsay Lohan was totally rejected by George Clooney.  According to AZCentral, via Jossip, Lindsay tried her best to snag Clooney …

Jerry O'Connell Did Good  —  Jerry O'Connell is probably the biggest American success story ever.  Who would have thought that the fat kid from Stand By Me would grow up, get in shape and marry a super model?  OK, Rebecca Romijn is no Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemvoca but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

The Naomi Campbell Cell Phone  —  Even if you manage to avoid developing brain cancer from using your mobile phone, you still have to worry about the possibility of an angry Naomi Campbell hurling one at your head.  One of the largest mobile device makers has teamed up with the aging supermodel …

Ryan Seacrest's Alibi Is No Good  —  You remember those photos of the tight-lipped "kiss" between American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher.  Hatcher is now saying she would rather use a dating service than put herself through another agonizing photoshoot date with Seacrest …

Kristin Cavallari Invades the Big Screen  —  Love her or hate her, she is not going away.  MTV reports that one of their hottest reality TV stars is headed to the big screen.  Kristen has been rumored to be in an Al Pacino movie but apparently that fell through.

PARIS BITCHES ABOUT NICOLE  —  Yikes.  Best to stay on the good side of Paris Hilton.  —  The slightly wealthy star has finally unleashed her feelings about former best bud Nicole Richie - and there's not a lot of love going on.  —  "She (Nicole) cannot stand being around …

Jessica Alba, Playboy end spat with Hefner apology  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Film star Jessica Alba forgave Playboy magazine on Tuesday for making her an unwitting cover girl after founder Hugh Hefner sent the actress a personal apology and pledged to donate money to her favorite charities.

Not ruling out mora Kimora  —  Separation?  What separation?  —  Yesterday — three days after formally announcing his split from Kimora Lee Simmons, his wife of seven years — hip-hop and fashion mogul Russell Simmons told me there's still "a possibility" they can save their marriage.

Brad Pitt Struggling in France: Is Angelina Jolie to Blame?  —  Hollywood actor Brad Pitt always seemed like the all-American boy.  But now the American star is across the pond with his new girlfriend Angelina Jolie and reports from France say the actor is struggling.  —  Is it Angelina Jolie's fault?

Paris Hilton Eyed for Mother Teresa Role … House of Wax notwithstanding, The Simple Life star Paris Hilton has yet to make a major impression on the big screen.  That may soon change.  —  Film director T. Rajeevnath, who is based in Thiruvananthapuram, India, says Hilton is on his short list …

"Do It, Already!"  —  TV couples that take forever to hook up.  —  "It was bound to happen sometime."  That's what Donna said to Josh on a recent episode of The West Wing when they finally—finally—kissed, after nearly seven years of flirty banter.  In that episode, Josh and Donna enjoyed a slapdash …

Sienna Kisses Another Woman … Interview is being filmed in New York City where 24-year-old actress Sienna Miller plays Katya, America's most popular soap actress.  Can anyone identify either one of the male or female companions Sienna Miller was out and about with yesterday in New York City (pictured above and below)?

Avril Lavigne Doesn't Like the Paparazzi  —  Don't you just hate it when the paparazzi are just waiting for you at your car.  What can you do?  You've got to get to where you're going, but there they are, just snapping away, as you're forced to head in their direction.

Natalie Portman isn't a Whore  —  We Americans love our cars and violent porn, so it's no shock that America imports more than one quarter of all Japanese exports.  Those Japanese are paid, so imagine my surprise when this Japanese shampoo commercial starring Natalie Portman showed up online …