Us Exclusive: Paula Abdul Files Police Report Citing Harrassment  —  American Idol judge Paula Abdul visited a local police station after a recent evening out allegedly turned bad.  LAPD Lieutenant Paul Vernon tells Us: "At 9 p.m. April 4, Paula Abdul came into the Hollywood Station to fill …

Katie Holmes Baby Bump  —  Bizarre Baby Bump Watch  —  Starring Katie Holmes  —  Blame it on the wind again but you've got to admit that weird shapes frequently form underneath Katie Holmes' shirts.  What's underneath this time?  Free-flowing mammaries?

Britney and Child as You've Never Seen Them Before  —  [Click to enlarge, if you must.]  —  When word came two weeks ago of the pro-life Britney-giving-birth sculpture to be displayed in Williamsburg, you were captivated.  When the press release noted that the sculpture depicts the exact moment …

Mariah's Swell Smell Deal  —  Mimi is emancipating yet another product into the world.  —  Mariah Carey has signed a deal with Elizabeth Arden Inc. to develop and market a signature fragrance line, with the first perfume set to hit stores in the spring of 2007.

Eminem: Remarrying Kim didn't fix 'underlying problems'  —  DETROIT (AP) — Eminem, whose finesse with words rocketed him to hip-hop superstardom, offered only a few Thursday after his estranged wife Kim gave an interview about their failing second marriage.

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Mentor  —  Over at Hollywood's famous Chateau Marmont hotel, guests are not seeing things.  Lindsay Lohan, America's favorite whipping girl, has been spending time with "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner.  They've been seen together in various modes of dining …

Ciara & Bow Wow Split  —  The R&B singer and the rapper confirm to TEEN PEOPLE that they are no longer a couple  —  After dating for nearly a year, it's the end of the road for Ciara and Bow Wow, two of the most successful artists in R&B and hip hop.  "Ciara and I have parted ways," Bow Wow tells TEEN PEOPLE.

Steven Spielberg Getting Into Reality TV  —  LOS ANGELES - Turns out even Steven Spielberg can't resist the lure of reality television.  The Oscar-winning director of films including "Schindler's List" and "Saving Private Ryan" will join with reality TV mogul Mark Burnett for "On the Lot," …

Matt LeBlanc's Other Woman  —  Matt LeBlanc, who filed for divorce from his wife last week, has a new real-life romantic costar: Andrea Anders, who plays his neighbor on the sitcom Joey, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  LeBlanc's split from his wife of three years, Melissa …

Cameron Diaz Wins One For Small Boobies  —  A judge has awarded Cameron Diaz damages in a civil lawsuit filed against a photographer who took topless photos of the actress when she was 19 and later tried to sell them back to her for $3.5 million.  —  Source  —  I just want to make one thing clear.

Clooney Everything  —  There has been so much news on Clooney recently that I was a bit overwhelmed at trying to figure out how to post it all since I can never get enough of him.  I was going to have an all Clooney day but since there are actually people out there who don't see his appeal …

Teri Hatcher Speaks Out on Abuse  —  An emotional Teri Hatcher, speaking publicly about being a sexual abuse victim, said Thursday she planned to use the painful experience to become an outspoken advocate for other victims.  —  "It's the choice to not remain silent," she said, tears welling up …

Rosie O'Donnell Wants A Piece Of Naomi Campbell  —  Comedian Rosie O'Donnell has challenged supermodel Naomi Campbell to fight, insisting the British beauty needs someone to "kick her a*s."  O'Donnell was horrified when the catwalk queen was charged with assault in New York City last month …

Lindsay Lohan Talks Kabbalah  —  It's no secret that Lindsay Lohan has hopped on the celebrity bandwagon that is Kabbalah.  Once the domain of devoted scholars and religious leaders, the ancient form Jewish mysticism has now been coopted by the likes of Madonna, Britney Speare, and yes, Lindsay Lohan.

ABC News's Bob Woodruff Goes Home  —  ABC News anchor Bob Woodruff, who was seriously injured in January while reporting from Iraq, is finally gone home, he said in a note to colleagues on Thursday.  —  Woodruff, who had been staying at a private treatment facility in the New York City area …

Paris Hilton Likes Being Flat  —  Paris Hilton confesses she loves her miniature breasts and doesn't understand why women get implants to have bigger boobs.  In a interview with Elle magazine, she says: … Unfortunately, she's never seen a condom either.

Sienna Miller's Extensions  —  Sienna's Luscious Long Locks  —  Sienna Miller loves to be a chameleon, giving herself a brand new look yesterday morning.  The 24-year-old actress visited a fancy hair salon in the Meatpacking District for her presto-change-o transformation.

Melania Trump: Giving Birth Was 'Easy'  —  Just two weeks after giving birth to her first child with husband Donald Trump, Melania Trump appeared on The View Thursday to share some of the more pleasant details of childbirth.  —  Fielding a question from Star Jones Reynolds, Trump …

Press Release Parade: Maxim spreads eagle in Vegas  —  » More Ed Needham, Eva Longoria, Las Vegas, Magazines, Maxim, Press Releases  —  We knew Google was taking cash to put ads on its maps when Sopranos-branded locations started popping up in Google Local all around Jersey.