Jolie to join Ocean's 13 gang  —  Staff and agencies  —  They burned up the screen in Mr and Mrs Smith and now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie could be set to play opposite each other in Ocean's Thirteen.  —  According to reports circulating in Hollywood Pitt is apparently trying to persuade …

Keira Knightley Cares  —  It's nice to here that some celebrities are doing more than joining cults and doing drugs.  Yes, some celebrities care about other people.  Some of them even care enough to give the clothes off their backs.  Or something like that.

CALISTA FLOCKHART EXCLUSIVE: I DID HAVE AN EATING PROBLEM  —  CALISTA Flockhart (left) has admitted for the first time she did not eat properly while starring as Ally McBeal.  —  The actress repeatedly denied suffering from anorexia at the height of her TV popularity in the late 90s.

Kate Moss Returns To Calvin Klein  —  And despite a report in The Sun yesterday, Kate Moss isn't going to be marrying Pete Doherty this fall.  Pete Doherty made the announcement in an Austrian porn club (of course).  The alleged wedding will take place in a Scottish castle.

K-Fed: Blinded with Sampling?  —  Hyperbole aside, K-Fed is working hard to live up to his self-proclaimed stature as "America's Most Hated."  This week, he added another name to the enemy list.  —  New wave pioneer Thomas Dolby says he's contemplating legal action against Britney's …

Is Mariah Carey Falling?  —  With the announcement of Mariah Carey's licensing agreement with Elizabeth Arden to launch a scent, speculation has arisen as to what the fragrance will be called.  Our trademark snoop, Christopher Peterson, may have the answer to that question.

"I Can Create Who I Am"  —  "(Tom) Cruise, normally guarded and defensive about his personal life, was surprisingly open and responsive when we spent an afternoon talking," says PARADE Contributing Editor Dotson Rader, who interviewed Cruise recently for this Sunday's issue.

Sorry, Ladies: 'Love' Star Pumkin is Straight  —  Pumkin talks EXCLUSIVELY to TMZ about rumored engagement to a woman  —  (April 7, 3:20PM ET) — Several blogs have posted pictures of VH1's 'Flavor of Love' star "Pumkin" with another girl, claiming they're engaged to be married after a month of courtship.

Russell Simmons and Wife Plan Fundraiser  —  Russell Simmons and Wife Hosting Art Fundraiser at Trump Estate Despite Separation  —  MIAMI BEACH, Fla. Apr 6, 2006 (AP)— Russell Simmons and his wife, Kimora Lee, have announced their separation but the couple plan to host a fundraiser Saturday …

To sing, Madonna needs lots of notes  —  Madonna fans who'll shell out up to $384.50 a pop for her June shows at Madison Square Garden can at least take solace that the do-re-mi is going to a good cause: Madge's creature comforts on the road.  —  The tireless terpsichorean …

Katie Holmes Loves To Shop  —  What else is the poor girl going to do except for sit, look vacant, and smile while Tom Cruise is being interviewed?  There is the occasional soccer game outing, and coffee runs, but otherwise, shopping is really all she does.  —  More photos of Katie Holmes shopping, after the jump.

Eva Longoria is the biggest cover ever  —  To celebrate their 100th issue, Maxim has put a 75-by-110-foot vinyl mesh replica of its January 2005 cover image of Eva Longoria in the desert outside Las Vegas.  If you have Google Earth installed you can actually zoom in and see the image here.

Britney Spears statue still totally disgusting  —  Wondering what the Britney Spears birthing monument looks like from the back?  Of course not, but here it is anyways.  I wasn't sure if this was considered safe for work or not, but I figured it'd be alright considering it's just stone.

Travolta, celebrity Scientologists back 'Tomkat' over silent birth plan  —  Hollywood stars John Travolta and Anne Archer are publicly backing fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise and fiancee Katie Holmes's plan to give birth to their highly anticipated baby in silence.

Eminem, Ex Wage War of Words  —  The Eminem-Kim Mathers split got nasty - and public - on Thursday when Kim called a Detroit-area radio station to tell her story, the Associated Press reports.  —  Eminem, 33, and Kim, 31, were married on Jan. 14 for the second time, and the rapper (real name …

Paula Abdul Tells Police She Was Assaulted  —  LOS ANGELES - Police are investigating a report by "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul that a man assaulted her at a private party over the weekend.  —  On Tuesday, Abdul filed a report at the Hollywood station claiming she had been a victim …

JESSICA SIMPSON SUED FOR NOT LIKING HER OWN CHEAP BRAND OF JEANS  —  Jessica Simpson is being sued for the outrageously large sum of $100 million by a clothing company that licensed her name for a line of casualwear, claiming she refused to properly endorse the sensibly priced duds in public: