EXCLUSIVE: BABY SEAN FALLS & FRACTURES HIS SKULL, BRITNEY IN TEARS!  —  On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off.  Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair …

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard Engaged  —  Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby, reps for both the actors tell PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The couple have been together for more than four years.  —  They costarred in 2003's In God's Hands …

Jennifer Lopez Sues Ex-Husband  —  Jennifer Lopez is suing ex-husband Ojani Noa, charging that he demanded $5 million to shelve a book containing revelations about their relationship.  —  Lopez's lawsuit, filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleges that Noa, her first husband …

To make best of a Brad situation, Douglas claims he's misquoted  —  Michael Douglas is working overtime to repair relations with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  —  We told you last month that GQ had Douglas scoffing at the Brangelina romance.  —  "I don't know about Brad Pitt," …

EXCLUSIVE: Are Nick and CaCee Dating?  —  A loyal Moose Reader has sent in these EXCLUSIVE pics of what looks like Nick Lachey canoodling (yeah, we said canoodling) with Jessica Simpson's assistant/best-friend CaCee.  Could you just die with feigned interest?!?!

Rapper Proof Slain in Detroit Nightclub  —  DETROIT - Proof, a member of rap group D12 and a close friend of Eminem, was shot to death early Tuesday at a nightclub along Eight Mile Road, a publicist said.  —  The death of Proof — whose real name is Deshaun Holton — was confirmed by Dennis Dennehy …

Keri Russell Nude in Vanity Fair  —  So, I've heard a lot of chatter on the web about this latest issue of Vanity Fair being really boring, but if this spectacular picture of Keri Russell nude is any indication, I think it should be a very interesting issue indeed.

Paula Abdul: Career Suic-idol  —  America's favorite toxicomaniac, Paula Abdul, made an especially bizarre appearance on "The Tonight Show" last night.  And for her, that is saying a lot.  —  Abdul entered in the get-up pictured on the right and tried to defuse Jay Leno's previous jokes …

Paris Hilton Sings Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner  —  What better birthday present is there for an 80-year-old billionaire, than a drunken, half-naked Paris Hilton butchering the song Happy Birthday?  Hugh Hefner, the king of all things Playboy, recently celebrated his 80th birthday, and …

Matt Lauer's $13 Million Pay Check Closer to Couric's  —  » More Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, NBC, Television, Today Show  —  Because nobody could live without his boy-next-door banter, NBC has signed Matt Lauer on for another three years on the Today show.

THE WRONG PLACE  —  April 11, 2006 — B-LIST party boy Simon Rex was literally caught with his pants down at the Chelsea nightclub Stereo over the weekend.  The soused "Scary Movie" actor asked to use his cellphone in a private hallway, but when owners Michael Satsky and Barry Mullineaux checked …

Say Hello To Skinny Janet  —  We knew she'd be back.  It was just a matter of time before Janet returned to her old commercially pleasing self.  With all the photos that came out during her weight gain phase, it will be interesting to see how often her weight loss will be mentioned in interviews when she's promoting her new album.

The Sybian is Not a Factor For Carmen Electra  —  Carmen Electra is in jeopardy of losing her cosmetics contract with Max Factor after riding the Sybian on her appearance on Howard Stern.  Although Electra did not have an orgasm on the show, the company believes these antics are in violation of their strict set of rules.

Kiefer Sutherland Signs on for More '24'  —  LOS ANGELES - Jack'll be back — despite all the firepower the bad guys rain down on him.  Kiefer Sutherland has signed on for three more seasons as superhero agent Jack Bauer on Fox's "24."  —  As part of the deal, Sutherland will establish …

Cindy Crawford pretending not to be afraid of the homeless  —  It's weird how Cindy Crawford posing with a homeless man is infinitely less insulting than Mariah Carey posing with a homeless man.  Then again, this guy might not even be homeless.  I see a dude in a wheelchair with one eye …

Elizabeth Hurley & Ashley Judd Are Hot In Pink  —  These pictures of Elizabeth Hurley and Ashley Judd are from The Breast Cancer Research Foundation 'Very Hot Pink Party'.  I just want to say that I'm a fan of breasts.  All Breasts; big breasts, small breasts, celebrity breasts …

Lisa Rinna is Pretty Gross  —  Lisa Rinna didn't leave her dancing shoes behind when she was voted off of Dancing with the Stars.  Lisa decided to show off her nasty stomach again at The CMT Awards.  She looks like a former Dallas cheerleader trying to relive the olden days!

Air Burkle: Something Special in the Air  —  We've received this picture before and sort of ignored it.  But it showed up today, and it has newfound relevancy.  If the emailer is to believed — and frankly, there's no particular reason to believe it, but why not? — that's Bill Clinton …