The Private World of Katie Holmes  —  As Tom opens up about their relationship, Katie embraces motherhood, studies Scientology and adapts to life as the future Mrs. Cruise … It was a scene straight out of a Tom Cruise blockbuster: the hero in the cockpit of a 1944 P-51 Mustang fighter plane …

BIG HOLES IN ABDUL'S STORY  —  April 13, 2006 — PAULA Abdul is being accused of concocting a story to cover up being ejected from a club.  Two weeks ago, Abdul claimed a man (identified as CAA agent Jim Lefkowitz) "grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall," Us Weekly reported …

Lindsay Lohan vs. Jessica Simpson: Fight!  —  What do you get when you take a spoiled, coke-addicted, anorexic bulimic, "actress," a hacky, over-weight, alleged boyfriend director, and a dim-witted, recently-divorced, airhead singer?  How about Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson fighting over Brett Ratner.

June Pointer of the Pointer Sisters Dies at 52  —  June Pointer, the youngest of the Pointer Sisters — known for the '70s and '80s hits "I'm So Excited," "Fire" and "Slow Hand" — has died of cancer, her family said today.  She was 52.  —  Pointer died Tuesday at Santa Monica University of California …

Lindsay Lohan gets waxed  —  Those crazy sons of bitches at New York's Madame Tussauds have given Lindsay Lohan her own wax figure.  I don't know which era of Lohan they were trying to capture, but they aged her way too much.  Last I checked, she was 19-years-old and not a grandmother of two.

Josh Holloway Will Probably End Up Divorced  —  Josh Holloway, 'Sawyer' of ABC's hit Lost, says he thought about dumping his fiance when he became famous.  Although he insists he's happily married, he says he still fantasizes about bachelorhood.  He tells Men's Health:

Wax Job  —  LOVE IT!  I really got a kick out of that Britney Spears My Space ad that Pink reader Carly sent me yesterday ... but I think I prefer this ad sent in by Pink reader Jonny:  —  So let me get this straight ... you shoot Kevin Federline and you win a free PS3?  Shouldn't shooing K-Fed be its own reward?

Cameron Diaz In A Thong  —  First it was Mariah in a bikini, now it's Cameron Diaz in a thong.  The summer is coming!  I'm not sure how old these pictures of Cameron are but who cares?  They're thong pics.  Unfortunately, the thong is on the wrong person because Cameron has a flat ass.

Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart  —  OGDEN, Utah - An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala.  The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year's Academy Awards, to appear next week.

Dave Chappelle On Why He Walked Away  —  Why do I have a feeling we're going to be hearing about this for years!?  Dave waxes on to Esquire magazine, as to why he decided to walk away from what was going to ensure his superstardom. … These "explanations" are really on the vague side.

Eva's Ready to Party  —  We posted those fabulous ads for Morgan yesterday of the sexy Eva Mendes and today we get another cute picture of the Latina actress looking adorable.  I do wish she would have not done the famous Jessica Simpson open-mouth wave but I guess you want to try to look cute …

Heidi, Seal and Henry  —  I was so excited to see this picture of Heidi Klum, Seal and baby Henry since I feel like the usually camera friendly couple have been hiding out.  Check out how big little Henry has gotten.  The adorable family were at The Ivy having lunch on Tuesday.

Jennifer Lopez: Marc Makes Me 'Chill'  —  When it comes to her look and her life, "I've always marched to the beat of my own drum," says Jennifer Lopez.  —  But then, she also concedes to Harpers Bazaar for its May issue, she has a good accompanist - her husband of nearly two years, Marc Anthony.

Pitt Family Portrait … Looks like one more photo of Brad Pitt, 42, Angelina Jolie, 30, son Maddox Jolie-Pitt, 4, and daughter Zahara Jolie-Pitt, 1, with hotel staff from their Paris apartment has surfaced.  Read the full US article after the jump.  —  ANGELINA GIVING  —  BIRTH IN AFRICA

Payola Six: Ten Questions With Jared Paul Stern  —  For those of you blissed-out under your rocks, last Friday news broke that Jared Paul Stern was being investigated by the FBI for allegedly extorting billionaire Ron Burkle.  The resulting media tizzy since has suggested that Page Six is corrupt …

Unheard Beatles album 'planned'  —  Unreleased Beatles tracks are to be reworked for a Las Vegas circus show soundtrack, with an accompanying album reported to be lined up for release.  —  Producer Sir George Martin is making background music for the forthcoming Cirque du Soleil show by remastering unheard recordings by the band.

Bob & Katie - they're a hit  —  It was a prom date of sorts - so Bob Schieffer brought Katie Couric a wrist corsage.  —  She kept the orchids in full view on the white linen covering their corner table at Michael's, under a theatrical arrangement of cherry blossoms - where the lunchtime crowd …

Tara Reid Goes For The Clown Makeup  —  Someone's looking a little over made up.  Tara dear, red is not your color.  At least she's looking sober.  —  (Images via Gossip Rocks)

CALL GIRL'S TALE OF 'WING' MAN  —  April 13, 2006 — AS "The West Wing" prepares to air its final episode next month, a former high-priced New York call girl has penned a salacious tell-all that includes her two years of allegedly kinky, crack-fueled dalliances with the show's creator, Aaron Sorkin.