Cruise: Baby Won't Have Catholic Baptism  —  Katie Holmes was raised a Catholic, but, says fiance Tom Cruise, their soon-to-arrive baby will not have a Catholic baptism.  —  "No," Cruise tells Diane Sawyer in an interview on ABC's "Primetime," airing Friday, 9 p.m. EDT.

Angelina Jolie Cuts Brad Pitt's Hair into a Maddox Mohawk  —  It's been said that Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt morphs into his lovers.  He's taken on the look of Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.  Now it appears that Brad wants to copy his adopted son.

Rumor Mill: Will Lohan Pose For Versace?  —  Lindsay to "spend time with Donatella on her boat..."  —  (NEW YORK) First Marc, now Donatella—Lindsay Lohan has certainly been getting around lately.  At the Calvin Klein Jeans dinner honoring Kate Moss Monday night, Lohan disclosed …

Lindsay Lohan Gets Waxed  —  I find all celebrity wax figures at Madame Tussauds to be creepy.  Why?  Because I picture weirdos going in after closing and getting it on with their favorite celebs.  Anyhow, this one of Lindsay Lohan (left) debuted today and the funny thing is, it doesn't look anything like her.

Josh Holloway Will Probably End Up Divorced  —  Josh Holloway, 'Sawyer' of ABC's hit Lost, says he thought about dumping his fiance when he became famous.  Although he insists he's happily married, he says he still fantasizes about bachelorhood.  He tells Men's Health:

Cameron Diaz In A Thong  —  First it was Mariah in a bikini, now it's Cameron Diaz in a thong.  The summer is coming!  I'm not sure how old these pictures of Cameron are but who cares?  They're thong pics.  Unfortunately, the thong is on the wrong person because Cameron has a flat ass.

Alicia Keys Lands Another Film Role  —  LOS ANGELES - Alicia Keys is adding another note to her acting resume.  The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter has been cast in the big-screen adaptation of the best-selling book, "The Nanny Diaries," Keys' spokeswoman, Kelly Bush, said Thursday.

Eva's Ready to Party  —  We posted those fabulous ads for Morgan yesterday of the sexy Eva Mendes and today we get another cute picture of the Latina actress looking adorable.  I do wish she would have not done the famous Jessica Simpson open-mouth wave but I guess you want to try to look cute …

Heidi, Seal and Henry  —  I was so excited to see this picture of Heidi Klum, Seal and baby Henry since I feel like the usually camera friendly couple have been hiding out.  Check out how big little Henry has gotten.  The adorable family were at The Ivy having lunch on Tuesday.

Kate Moss is getting nun  —  Kate Moss claims she is living like a nun.  —  The 32-year-old supermodel insists her sex life is non-existent despite rumours she is has rekindled her romance with Babyshambles rocker Pete Doherty.  —  The catwalk beauty was allegedly overheard moaning …

Unheard Beatles album 'planned'  —  Unreleased Beatles tracks are to be reworked for a Las Vegas circus show soundtrack, with an accompanying album reported to be lined up for release.  —  Producer Sir George Martin is making background music for the forthcoming Cirque du Soleil show by remastering unheard recordings by the band.

Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart  —  OGDEN, Utah - An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala.  The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year's Academy Awards, to appear next week.

Payola Six: Ten Questions With Jared Paul Stern  —  For those of you blissed-out under your rocks, last Friday news broke that Jared Paul Stern was being investigated by the FBI for allegedly extorting billionaire Ron Burkle.  The resulting media tizzy since has suggested that Page Six is corrupt …

Dave Chappelle On Why He Walked Away  —  Why do I have a feeling we're going to be hearing about this for years!?  Dave waxes on to Esquire magazine, as to why he decided to walk away from what was going to ensure his superstardom. … These "explanations" are really on the vague side.

Tara Reid Goes For The Clown Makeup  —  Someone's looking a little over made up.  Tara dear, red is not your color.  At least she's looking sober.  —  (Images via Gossip Rocks)

Lindsay Lohan vs. Jessica Simpson: Fight!  —  What do you get when you take a spoiled, coke-addicted, anorexic bulimic, "actress," a hacky, over-weight, alleged boyfriend director, and a dim-witted, recently-divorced, airhead singer?  How about Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson fighting over Brett Ratner.

Simon's 'Are You Drunk?'  Comment Offends Taylor  —  Alcohol no joke to Hicks  —  (April 13, 5:05PM ET) — TMZ has learned that 'American Idol's' Taylor Hicks was offended by Simon Cowell's remark after Taylor's performance Tuesday night.  Simon's comment — "Are you drunk?"

Abdul and Dante an Item — Again  —  Plus, questions arise about recent assault allegations  —  (April 13) — 'American Idol' Judge Paula Abdul has given her once hot and heavy love interest actor Tony Schiena the boot.  Sources tell TMZ that ever since her ex-boyfriend, Dante Spencer …

Kate Moss: legs spread and ready for immortality.  —  Marc Quinn created a statue of Kate Moss in a yoga position.  Quinn says, "She is a contemporary version of the Sphinx.  A mystery."  This statue is on display in London, but New Yorkers will be able to see Mark Quinn's five piece collection …