Brad Pitt's Mohawk  —  MOHAWK NATION!  Brad Pitt, 42, sported his new daring do of a mohawk (like father, like son) while playing catch with his 4-year-old Maddox this past Wednesday.  Mum-to-be Angelina Jolie sat adopted daughter Zahara on her bump (pictured below) as she gives the girl a loving hug on holiday.

Has Katie Holmes Already Given Birth?  —  Reports from Wednesday say that Katie Holmes is now missing in action, no longer emerging from the Cruise compound.  That has brought speculation that the fabulous Katie Holmes may have already given birth within the estate - and the couple wish …

Lindsay Lohan is Desperate for Versace  —  I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is so desperate to score a promotional deal with a fashion house, but it looks like the third time may be the charm.  After striking out with Chanel and Louis Vuitton, Fashion Week Daily, reports that Lindsay is in talks with Versace.

'Scary Movie 4': Parody Till They Drop  —  Please don't tell anyone, but I kind of liked "Scary Movie 4."  You're not supposed to like sequels, unless they are "Godfather" sequels, and then you can like only one.  But to like a No. 4?  Good Lord, is the man insane, or courageous beyond description?

Amy Smart Nipple Slip Pictures  —  In terms of popularity, Amy Smart probably isn't one of the biggest celebrities, but in terms of cuteness, she definitely ranks high.  So while these Amy Smart nipple slip pictures may not be overly revealing, they still qualify for posting.

Papa Joe is Still Pimpin'  —  Naturally, when I first saw these pictures of Ashlee Simpson hanging out in Australia, I thought that was Jessica Simpson standing next to her.  Then, upon further investigation, I realized it was Papa Joe Simpson and thus considered clearing my schedule and masturbating for the rest of the day.

Evangeline Lilly is Confused  —  Lost star, Evangeline Lilly, claims she prayed to God to make her ugly because she was uncomfortable with her beauty as a teenager after years of being a tomboy.  She also revealed that she quit her job as a waitress, because her beauty gave her unwanted attention.

Age-old problem makes  —  Denise kin leery of Russell  —  Russell Simmons is too old for slender siren Denise Vasi, some of her concerned family members are saying.  —  At 23, the nubile Nefertiti, who recently did a photo spread for Vibe Vixen, has been on the planet less than half as many years as the rap mogul, who is 48.

Avril Goes From Hot To Sexy Back To Complicated  —  These pictures of Avril Lavigne are from the "Volvo For Life Awards' but you would think they are from some lesbian prison HBO show from what she's wearing.  The last few months, I've been praising Avril on her appearance but that's been ruined by one bad choice of clothing.

BIG INTRIGUE ON 'ENTOURAGE'  —  April 14, 2006 — JEREMY Piven may not be "hugging it out" on "Entourage" for much longer.  We hear that Piven's lovably odious agent character, Ari Gold, could be getting canned by Adrien Grenier's movie-star alter ego, Vincent Chase, in the upcoming season.

Good!  Friday  —  Well ... it all began with a Britney Spears statue celebrating the vaginal birth of Sean Preston which never actually happened and now we have a Kate Moss statue celebrating her love and apparent prowess at yoga ... check out this latest celebrity-inspired art piece created by sculptor Marc Quinn ... behold Sphinx:

Fergie Shows Us Some Thong  —  Yesterday, I posted Cameron Diaz in a thong.  Today we have Fergie in a thong.  Why are the wrong celebrities giving us a sneek peek of my favorite female attire?  Please let the next thong sighting involve either Petra Nemcova, Stacy Keibler or the cute asian girl that works at my corner store.

The Pussycat Dolls are Insane!  —  I asked my cousin what kinds of things her 4yo daughter likes and she said she was obsessed with PCD.  Seriously?!  This little girl is looking up to a bunch of hookers with no talent!  I mean I could kind of see if they had talent, but come on.

RICHIE REDESIGNS ENGAGEMENT RING TO AVOID A JINX  —  Socialite Nicole Richie is planning to save on-off boyfriend Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein a fortune when the couple get engaged for the second time — she plans to use the diamond from her first ring.  —  The couple has already decided to give …

Did She Get An Abortion?  —  It was not just the speed of Chad Michael Murray's engagement to Kenzie Dalton that had us abuzz with pregnancy talk.  Several sources confirmed to us that the just-turned 18-year-old was indeed pregnant, something that several friends of ours at the celeb weeklies echoed …

Tom Cruise gives sex advice  —  In the upcoming issue of GQ, Tom Cruise discusses how great his sex life is, saying: … It's about time Tom Cruise gave us advice on how to have great sex.  All these years I've been wondering how he does it, and now the secret is finally revealed: enslavement!

MIKE TAKES FLIGHT  —  April 14, 2006 — MIKE Tyson has bolted a posh Arizona drug-rehab center after only five days of treatment for cocaine abuse.  The troubled ex-champ, 39, decided to check into the $4,000-a-night Meadows clinic in Phoenix for 30 days after being inspired by a recent trip to Chairman Mao's tomb in China.

Apologies by celebs are in a sorry state  —  More and more, it seems that we're living in the Age of the Insincere Apology.  —  No wonder co-authors Paul Slansky and Arleen Sorkin have written "My Bad: 25 Years of Public Apologies and the Appalling Behavior That Inspired Them."