Cruise: Katie can use painkillers during birth  —  He had the birth perfectly planned.  But it seems Tom Cruise may have forgotten one important factor.  The mother.  —  His pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes is said to have been less than happy with his wish for a drug-free and scream-free delivery …

Brad Pitt's Mohawk  —  MOHAWK NATION!  Brad Pitt, 42, sported his new daring do of a mohawk (like father, like son) while playing catch with his 4-year-old Maddox this past Wednesday.  Mum-to-be Angelina Jolie sat adopted daughter Zahara on her bump (pictured below) as she gives the girl a loving hug on holiday.

'Scary Movie 4': Parody Till They Drop  —  Please don't tell anyone, but I kind of liked "Scary Movie 4."  You're not supposed to like sequels, unless they are "Godfather" sequels, and then you can like only one.  But to like a No. 4?  Good Lord, is the man insane, or courageous beyond description?

Amy Smart Nipple Slip Pictures  —  In terms of popularity, Amy Smart probably isn't one of the biggest celebrities, but in terms of cuteness, she definitely ranks high.  So while these Amy Smart nipple slip pictures may not be overly revealing, they still qualify for posting.

Courteney and Cute Coco  —  Lots of people make fun of celebrities and the names they come up with for their kids but I happen to love the name Coco.  I think it's super cute.  As for Ms Cox-Arquette, the woman has virtually no makeup on and she still looks great.  Love her eyes - she could use a little help with her hair

Good!  Friday  —  Well ... it all began with a Britney Spears statue celebrating the vaginal birth of Sean Preston which never actually happened and now we have a Kate Moss statue celebrating her love and apparent prowess at yoga ... check out this latest celebrity-inspired art piece created by sculptor Marc Quinn ... behold Sphinx:

Hollywood Divorce Secrets  —  Inside five celebrity divorces  —  (April 14) — TMZ has been following five intriguing Hollywood divorces.  One day an estranged couple is getting along; the next day it's an all-out war over custody, property and saving face.  We have the inside track on the divorces that are making news —

Fergie Shows Us Some Thong  —  Yesterday, I posted Cameron Diaz in a thong.  Today we have Fergie in a thong.  Why are the wrong celebrities giving us a sneek peek of my favorite female attire?  Please let the next thong sighting involve either Petra Nemcova, Stacy Keibler or the cute asian girl that works at my corner store.

Tomboy Alba  —  Jessica Alba claims she's just a boring tomboy.  —  Despite her stunning looks, the actress insists she's a boyish girl who loves walking her beloved pooch and going for walks.  —  She said: "I'm a tomboy at heart.  I'm a pretty traditional, domestic, boring person - l like to take my dog for walks.

Lindsay Lohan is Desperate for Versace  —  I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is so desperate to score a promotional deal with a fashion house, but it looks like the third time may be the charm.  After striking out with Chanel and Louis Vuitton, Fashion Week Daily, reports that Lindsay is in talks with Versace.

Hugh's "Horrible' Houses  —  Hugh Grant says he owns 17 "horrible' houses in London.  —  The actor loves buying property so much he keeps splashing out thousands of pounds on new houses.  —  But after he's bought a property, Hugh admits he loses interest in it and forks out for another one.

The Pussycat Dolls are Insane!  —  I asked my cousin what kinds of things her 4yo daughter likes and she said she was obsessed with PCD.  Seriously?!  This little girl is looking up to a bunch of hookers with no talent!  I mean I could kind of see if they had talent, but come on.

Evangeline Lilly is Confused  —  Lost star, Evangeline Lilly, claims she prayed to God to make her ugly because she was uncomfortable with her beauty as a teenager after years of being a tomboy.  She also revealed that she quit her job as a waitress, because her beauty gave her unwanted attention.

"Paris!  Give Your Mom a Hug!"  —  There's a time to pose for the camera and there's a time to hug your mother.  Poor Mrs. Hilton.  Her own daughter doesn't even acknowledge her.  I bet all she wanted was to take a nice picture with her Paris but now it seems that Paris is too big for her.

Avril Goes From Hot To Sexy Back To Complicated  —  These pictures of Avril Lavigne are from the "Volvo For Life Awards' but you would think they are from some lesbian prison HBO show from what she's wearing.  The last few months, I've been praising Avril on her appearance but that's been ruined by one bad choice of clothing.

BIG INTRIGUE ON 'ENTOURAGE'  —  April 14, 2006 — JEREMY Piven may not be "hugging it out" on "Entourage" for much longer.  We hear that Piven's lovably odious agent character, Ari Gold, could be getting canned by Adrien Grenier's movie-star alter ego, Vincent Chase, in the upcoming season.

Papa Joe is Still Pimpin'  —  Naturally, when I first saw these pictures of Ashlee Simpson hanging out in Australia, I thought that was Jessica Simpson standing next to her.  Then, upon further investigation, I realized it was Papa Joe Simpson and thus considered clearing my schedule and masturbating for the rest of the day.

Spears Heading for Small-Screen Stardom?  —  HOLLYWOOD - Singer Britney Spears has met with Will & Grace star Sean Hayes and a group of producers to discuss joining the cast of a new sitcom.  —  The 24-year-old attended the meeting to talk about a role in an ensemble sitcom about teachers, tentatively titled Detention.

"Dallas" to be filmed in Florida  —  Come on.  The big screen remake of Dallas is going to be shot in Florida.  The movie, which reportedly will star John Travolta, Jennifer Lopez and Shirley MacLaine, is scheduled to begin shooting later this year.  —  The film will be shot in Jacksonville …