Eva Longoria: I'll Be with Tony 'Forever'  —  Eva Longoria is a relationship kind of woman - and says she expects to stay with her beau, San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker "forever."  —  "I'd much rather be in a relationship," the Desperate Housewives star tells PEOPLE.

Tom Cruise's placenta plans  —  Dad-to-be Tom Cruise has vowed to eat the placenta of his newborn baby and plans to dine on the umbilical cord too.  —  The actor's bizarre plans are sure to shock his legions of fans but the Hollywood heavyweight insists he plans to cook the unusual meal after fiancee Katie Holmes gives birth.

A Namibian Name for Baby Brangelina?  —  Maddox and Zahara Jolie-Pitt's new sibling will be born in Namibia.  He or she may be given a Namibian name.  There may or may not be lions keeping the paparazzi at bay during the birth.  —  That's the latest word coming out of the remote African nation …

Twins For Etheridge, Partner  —  Melissa Etheridge and partner Tammy Lynn Michaels are sharing some major family news with their fans.  —  "We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall," the singer and the actress say in a joint statement on Etheridge's official Web site.

If Jean Smart Gets Killed Off on Fox's 24 She Wants it Spectacular  —  They're down to three episodes left to shoot of this season's "24," and Jean Smart says she'd "love to do another stint on the show, but I don't know if that's possible.  I'm just thrilled I got to do the whole season …

Oprah: I'm Not Hosting a Jen-Vince Wedding … Oprah Winfrey on Monday put to rest rumors that she's throwing a lavish $8 million wedding for and Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.  —  With the help of Aniston, who called into The Oprah Winfrey Show to set the record straight …

Neil Patrick Harris's Recent Roles Are a Far Cry From Doogie Howser  —  LAST year Neil Patrick Harris, who likes to move among television, film and stage, starred in a production of Jon Robin Baitz's "Paris Letter" at the Kirk Douglas Theater in Culver City, Calif. The role required him …

Teen Arrested in Natalee Holloway Case  —  Aruban police made a new arrest this weekend in the nearly year-old case of the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway.  —  Authorities have so far said only that the person arrested is 19 and has the initials "G.V.C." In Aruba …

Lindsay Lohan at SNL afterparty  —  How do you celebrate a successful night hosting SNL?  Show up to the afterparty posing like an ass, of course.

Scary Movie 4 tops US box office  —  Scary Movie 4, the latest film in the spoof horror series, has proved a hit with North American fans, taking $41m (£23m) at box offices over the weekend.  —  Six years after the first Scary Movie film, the franchise shows little sign of losing its appeal with cinemagoers.

Talking Trash at Tom and Katie's House  —  Craziness in 90210 as birth nears  —  (April 14, 3:15PM ET) — As a swarm of paparazzi descend on Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills mansion — awaiting news that Katie has given birth — trash and grilled cheese have become hot items.

Pete Doherty Wins Worst Dad  —  This guy can't get any good press.  Besides assaulting a photographer this weekend in Belfast, and skipping another court appearance, the very addicted rock star also won worst dad.  It's so scary that this guy has a son.  Pete beat out other dads like Tom Cruise …

Why Stars Name Babies Moxie, Moses and Apple  —  IT'S a measure of what we have come to expect from celebrities to consider that if Henry Fonda were alive and having children today, it would seem as likely for him to name his daughter, say, Hanoi, as simply to call her Jane.

Hilary Duff Won't Get Naked  —  Hilary Duff has vowed that she will not take movie parts that require nudity just to land a quality role or boost her film career.  She says, … This is sad, because I was just telling my therapist the other day that young girls today really don't know that much about sex.

Is Johnny Weir Too Gay For Figure Skating?  —  Our favorite ice princess isn't getting the loving from the U.S. Figure Skating Association.  They apparently want to butch up the sports image.  I'm sorry, but that's never going to happen.  There is not ball involved, well accept for the skaters …

Ashanti Cancels Show After Cousin's Death  —  Ashanti cancelled a performance headlining a Divas concert in Johannesburg, South Africa, Saturday after a drunken teen driver killed her 20-year-old cousin and personal assistant.  —  Police said that Quinshae Snead, known as Quin …