Interviewing Tom Cruise can be risky business  —  Plus: God wants Mary J. Blige to wear bling  —  A Swedish reporter broached several subjects with Tom Cruise that the actor wasn't willing to talk about.  —  Tom Cruise has been sitting down with a lot of reporters lately - but one recent chat didn't go so well.

Colin and ex-Playmate settle tale of the sex tape  —  They may not have kissed, but estranged lovers Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain have made up.  —  The actor and the former Playboy Playmate just reached a deal in their legal tussle over their infamous sex tape.

Michael Jackson Sex Suit Dismissed  —  Chalk up another legal victory for Michael Jackson.  A man who claimed he was molested by the singer during the 1984 New Orleans World's Fair - and then repressed the memory until 2003 - has had his lawsuit tossed out of a New Orleans court.

Scarlett Johansson Likes Water Sports  —  Just like those emails I get from PayPal and that African prince, pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini take priority when they show up online.  These pictures of Scarlett and Josh Hartnett on vacation at Jamaica's Goldeneye resort on April 11th …

Luke Perry Seeks Restraining Order  —  Former '90210' star claims harassment  —  (April 18, 2:50PM ET) — Former 'Beverly Hills, 90210' heartthrob Luke Perry has requested a restraining order against a woman who he says has been harassing him.  —  According to the documents …

Evangeline Lilly is a Naughty Bunny  —  Honestly, these pictures of Evangeline Lilly wearing bunny ears and hot pants don't really need much help in the funny department.  But just in case you're not getting it, think about the "No Soliciting" sign, and the fact that Evangeline Lilly looks like a rather festive prostitute.

To Clarify Its Mission, Us Weekly Adds Four Letters to Its Name  —  In recent months, the celebrity weeklies have been all pregnancy, all the time.  So on some level this makes sense:  —  (Go to this page for more stuff like this.)

Twins For Etheridge, Partner  —  Melissa Etheridge and partner Tammy Lynn Michaels are sharing some major family news with their fans.  —  "We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall," the singer and the actress say in a joint statement on Etheridge's official Web site.

GUESS THE SKINNY PINS  —  We don't expect celebrities to be wandering around on hefty tree trunks of legs...  But there's no harm in a bit of flesh.  —  However, so many of them seem either averse to said flesh, or unable to house a dollop of lard on their pins.  —  It's the tell-tale sign of a hollow inner thigh...

Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon?  —  Um, so this is a weird one.  Remember when the big story was about Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?  Well, now keep the director, and the actress, but change the movie title, and you have Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon.