Actor DiCaprio Suffers Minor Leg Injury  —  Actor Leonardo DiCaprio suffered a minor leg injury while filming in Mozambique, his publicist said Saturday.  —  The accident happened Friday on the set of "Blood Diamond," Ken Sunshine said in a statement.  He provided no details.

Bosh Bitch, Janet Jackson is Skinny, Britney Spears ..err still chubby  —  It's been a pretty interesting week for gossip... Katie Holmes finally gave Birth to what may or may not be Tom Cruise's seed.  The reportedly beautiful baby girl...named Suri came into this crazy world last Tuesday.

Parishioners At Holmes Church Urge Return To Catholicism  —  Ohio Parishioners Urge Holmes To Return To Catholicism  —  Parishioners at Katie Holmes' old church in her native Toledo, Ohio are begging the actress to baptise her newborn baby in a proper Catholic church.

People Show up at K-Fed Concerts Just to Give Him the Finger  —  Normally we don't post on the weekends, we're too busy sipping martinis by our pool in our 40 bedroom mansion.  —  Ok, it's really Pabst Blue Ribbon on our roof with our feet in a kiddy pool, but that's not the point.

Günther "The Pleasureman"  —  Singing Hoax?  —  (April 21, 1:45PM ET) — Could this possibly be real?  A recording artist proudly sporting a mullet, puckered lips and singing songs about string bikinis?  —  Günther has been called the "International Ambassador of Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect."

SUPERMODEL ARRESTED FOR AIRPLANE UPROAR!  —  Supermodel May Anderson, who's partied with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Nicky Hilton, has been arrested for throwing a hissy fit on a trans-Atlantic flight and hitting a male flight attendant.  The leggy, 23-year-old blonde …

WEEK AHEAD: Kelly Monaco Hosts Daytime Emmys  —  Dancing with the Stars champ Kelly Monaco is tackling a new challenge: hosting the Daytime Emmys on Friday.  PEOPLE looks at the awards show, plus other events to watch for in the coming week:  —  TUESDAY, APRIL 25: The Tribeca Film Festival opens …

Angelina Jolie to Purchase Ethiopia  —  In her relentless fight to help the nations of Africa, Angelina Jolie has purchased a manmade island in Dubai shaped like the country of Ethiopia.  The island is part of a luxury development from entrepreneur Richard Branson, who is building an archipelago …

Barbershop's Sean Patrick Thomas Weds  —  Save the Last Dance actor Sean Patrick Thomas married actress Aonika Laurent in New Orleans on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The couple, who are both 35, had originally planned their nuptials for the fall of 2005 in the Big Easy - Laurent's hometown …

CHARLIE SHEEN DEFENDS HIMSELF  —  Charlie Sheen's already responded with a statement about estranged wife Denise Richard's abuse/drug/gambling/bisexual online porn allegations (short version: divorce "smear campaign"), but all this nastiness can't be good for Sheen's new line of clothing for girls …

Morphing Celeb Couples — What Their Kids Will Look Like  —  What the gene pool has in store for these famous offspring  —  (April 22) - - The baby boom rages on in Hollywood.  From Brangelina to Bennifer to TomKat, it seems as if every celebrity couple has been eager to add a plus one to their private party.

Joely Fisher with Baby True  —  Joely Fisher was absolutely glowing yesterday as she showed off her adorable 8-week old daughter True at the grand opening of 'American Girl Place' benefiting the L.A. Public Library.

Iraqi United 93 Actor: U.S. Won't Let Me In  —  Iraqi actor Lewis Alsamari, who plays a hijacker in a new movie United 93 - about the real-life doomed airliner on 9/11 - has been denied entry into the U.S. to attend the film's premiere at next week's Tribeca Film Festival in New York, he tells a British newspaper.

The Award Goes To: Julia Roberts  —  This week, the lords of Suck have bestowed upon us a target so deserving, it was almost as if Julia Roberts took the role solely to win our world-famous award.  This worked out well, since we're busy getting the wi-fi set up in our new Turkmenistan headquarters …

Drunken Paris Hilton Nearly Electrocutes Herself  —  By jumping into a swimming pool....  Paris Hilton narrowly escaped electrocuting herself by drunkenly jumping into a swimming pool at a party recently.  —  The socialite shocked guests at the bash for her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos …

Matthew McConaughey is Not a Rapist  —  A Los Angeles judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed by Matthew McConaughey's ex-girlfriend, Ashley Moye, which claims the actor stalked, drugged, raped and attempted to kill her.  In legal documents provided to the court, Moye states that she and McConaughey dated …