Charlie: Denise's Accusations Are 'Vile' … Charlie Sheen on Saturday called recent accusations made by his estranged wife, Denise Richards, "vile" and "baseless."  —  "Obviously, what has taken place is vile, is unconscionable, is without merit, is a transparent and immature smear campaign," Sheen said.

Parishioners At Holmes Church Urge Return To Catholicism  —  Ohio Parishioners Urge Holmes To Return To Catholicism  —  Parishioners at Katie Holmes' old church in her native Toledo, Ohio are begging the actress to baptise her newborn baby in a proper Catholic church.

Angelina Jolie's Lesbian Lover Bedded Madonna At The Same Time  —  Some girls get all the luck....  Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover has revealed she was sleeping with Madonna at the same time as she was bedding the sexy actress.  —  Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu enjoyed an on-off relationship …

Oprah tries to buck up Pity Woman  —  You know it's bad when Oprah Winfrey has to make a house call.  —  After theater reviews blasted Julia Roberts' performance in "Three Days of Rain" Thursday, America's therapist paid a visit to her Gramercy Park apartment to lend encouragement, according to a source.

Pregnant Jolie, Pitt Seek Namibia Privacy  —  JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Namibian authorities are clamping down on journalists trying to follow Brad Pitt, pregnant Angelina Jolie and her two adopted children after the couple asked for some privacy, according to a newspaper report Sunday.

Model slinks out of clink  —  Supermodel May Andersen was released from a Miami jail yesterday after spending two nights in lockup for allegedly going bonkers aboard a flight from Amsterdam.  —  Andersen, 24, a citizen of Denmark who lives in the West Village, was arrested by cops in Miami …

Cruise baby name puzzles Israelis  —  JERUSALEM (Reuters) — Suri, the name chosen by Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their newborn daughter, is raising more than its share of interest in Israel.  —  It means "get out of here" in the local language, Hebrew.

People Show up at K-Fed Concerts Just to Give Him the Finger  —  Normally we don't post on the weekends, we're too busy sipping martinis by our pool in our 40 bedroom mansion.  —  Ok, it's really Pabst Blue Ribbon on our roof with our feet in a kiddy pool, but that's not the point.

Kevin Dillon and Jane Stuart Marry in Vegas!  —  Entourage star Kevin Dillon and his pregnant fiance Jane Stuart were married on Saturday, April 22, 2006 at A Las Vegas Chapel, Elvis Chapel in Downtown Las Vegas at 9:30pm.  The couple arrived at the chapel via a silver Mirage limo accompanied …

Wham!  George Michael Hits Three Parked Cars  —  Singer blames Elton John for negative press coverage  —  (April 22) — Pop star George Michael just can't seem to pull it together.  The ex-Wham! lead singer's troubles all started back in April 1998 when he was arrested in Beverly Hills for lewd conduct in a public toilet.

Actor DiCaprio Suffers Minor Leg Injury  —  Actor Leonardo DiCaprio suffered a minor leg injury while filming in Mozambique, his publicist said Saturday.  —  The accident happened Friday on the set of "Blood Diamond," Ken Sunshine said in a statement.  He provided no details.

Angelina Jolie to Purchase Ethiopia  —  In her relentless fight to help the nations of Africa, Angelina Jolie has purchased a manmade island in Dubai shaped like the country of Ethiopia.  The island is part of a luxury development from entrepreneur Richard Branson, who is building an archipelago …

SUPERMODEL ARRESTED FOR AIRPLANE UPROAR!  —  Supermodel May Anderson, who's partied with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Nicky Hilton, has been arrested for throwing a hissy fit on a trans-Atlantic flight and hitting a male flight attendant.  The leggy, 23-year-old blonde …

WEEK AHEAD: Kelly Monaco Hosts Daytime Emmys  —  Dancing with the Stars champ Kelly Monaco is tackling a new challenge: hosting the Daytime Emmys on Friday.  PEOPLE looks at the awards show, plus other events to watch for in the coming week:  —  TUESDAY, APRIL 25: The Tribeca Film Festival opens …

Cabler's up with 'People'  —  TLC is hoping "Little People" has a big future.  —  The Discovery cable network has renewed docudrama "Little People, Big World," ordering 14 half-hours that will continue to follow the experiences and challenges of the Roloff family, which includes both little people and normal-height members.

Barbershop's Sean Patrick Thomas Weds  —  Save the Last Dance actor Sean Patrick Thomas married actress Aonika Laurent in New Orleans on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The couple, who are both 35, had originally planned their nuptials for the fall of 2005 in the Big Easy - Laurent's hometown …

Günther "The Pleasureman"  —  Singing Hoax?  —  (April 21, 1:45PM ET) — Could this possibly be real?  A recording artist proudly sporting a mullet, puckered lips and singing songs about string bikinis?  —  Günther has been called the "International Ambassador of Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect."