HUSBAND SWAP  —  File this under the "Ewww" category.  As you can see, Richie Sambora and Denise Richards, who are presently tied up due to their impending divorces from Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen, respectively, were spotted getting all nasty on the balcony of an L.A. hotel over the weekend.

Tom Cruise: I Change Diapers  —  New dad Tom Cruise isn't letting fatherhood slow him down.  —  Less than a week after the birth of his daughter, Suri, Cruise, 43, flew to Rome, Italy, on Monday for the world premiere of Mission: Impossible III.  —  "My own mission impossible was getting here today …

Povich, Others Sued for Sex Harassment  —  NEW YORK - A producer for TV talk-show host Maury Povich filed a $100 million sex harassment lawsuit against him and other members of his staff Monday, claiming they barraged her with sexual remarks and made her watch porno movies and expose her body.

Paris Hilton doesn't know when to fold 'em  —  Heiress allegedly lost her Bentley in a recent Poker game  —  Does Paris Hilton have a gambling habit?  —  The partying heiress is apparently a poker aficionado, and says she always wins the game in Vegas.  But the buzz is that she doesn't always win …

Paris Hilton Almost Died  —  Have you ever hear of the Darwin Awards?  If not, let me explain.  The Darwin Awards are given out to people who do things that are so stupid, it will likely lead to their own extinction.  Well, it looks like Paris Hilton is in line to receive her own Darwin Award …

Entourage's Kevin Dillon Weds  —  Entourage actor Kevin Dillon married his girlfriend, model-actress Jane Stuart in Las Vegas on Saturday, his rep has confirmed to PEOPLE.  —  "The couple, who had been engaged for over a year, had been planning a formal wedding date, but Mr. Dillon's schedule …

Kimberly Stewart is Gorgeous  —  For those of you sitting on pins and needles wondering when we were gonna get around to posting some Kimberly Stewart bikini pictures, today is your lucky day.  If the lesions on her body are any indication, you might want to go ahead and masturbate to these now.

Halle Berry Has More Sex  —  If, like me, you've been wondering what the hell Halle Berry has been up to lately, besides ruining movies and taking bit parts as the X-Man (or woman) that no one cares about, here's some news you might like.  According to Page Six, Halle will be heading …

An Open Letter To Jay Leno  —  Playwright Jeff Whitty (Avenue Q) is pissed off at Jay Leno's glib gay joke fodder, and we're right with him.  The only way for macho jerks like Leno to realize it's not okay to make fun of gay people and profit at their expense is for us to tell them.

Mischa and Nicole - Pottery Buddies  —  Fun times at the pottery store for Mischa, Nicole and DJ AM.  See they are just like us.  They want to spend time relaxing and perhaps making gifts by painting pottery.  I have done this a few times at work events and it was surprisingly fun.

'Virgin,' 'Crashers' Lead MTV Movie Awards  —  NEW YORK - Comedies, frequently snubbed by award shows, will be front and center at this year's MTV Movie Awards.  "The 40-Year Old Virgin" and "Wedding Crashers" lead with five nominations each, MTV announced Monday.

Hit Me Baby?  Britney Spears Disses K-Fed Party  —  Trouble in paradise is a-brewing, as Contact Music reports that Britney Spears never made it to husband Kevin Federline's super-hyped listening party on Friday.  —  Britney was supposed to be the main attraction at K-Fed's big bash, with scores of celebrities present.

Kirsten Dunst  —  Mmm.  I'm not sure if Reuters knows what it's talking about. … Has Kirsten Dunst ever been known for her glamour?  —  More photos of Kirsten Dunst shopping, after the jump.  —  (Images via lime-light.org)

Simpsons Vs The Duffs  —  First there were the multiple supposed b*tch fights between LL and Jessica and now there is a rumor that the Simpsons have started crap with The Duffs.  What is with these young Hollywood girls?  Of course, it also makes for a good story so who knows what is real but Page Six reports: