HUSBAND SWAP  —  File this under the "Ewww" category.  As you can see, Richie Sambora and Denise Richards, who are presently tied up due to their impending divorces from Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen, respectively, were spotted getting all nasty on the balcony of an L.A. hotel over the weekend.

Tom Cruise: I Change Diapers  —  New dad Tom Cruise isn't letting fatherhood slow him down.  —  Less than a week after the birth of his daughter, Suri, Cruise, 43, flew to Rome, Italy, on Monday for the world premiere of Mission: Impossible III.  —  "My own mission impossible was getting here today …

Maury Povich Sued  —  Staffer claims sexual harassment  —  (April 24, 3:50PM ET) — A producer of 'The Maury Povich Show' has sued the talk show host, claiming that the workplace was "permeated with the use of alcohol, pornographic videos and parties inviting open and notorious sexual activity."

Paris Hilton Almost Died  —  Have you ever hear of the Darwin Awards?  If not, let me explain.  The Darwin Awards are given out to people who do things that are so stupid, it will likely lead to their own extinction.  Well, it looks like Paris Hilton is in line to receive her own Darwin Award …

Paris Hilton doesn't know when to fold 'em  —  Heiress allegedly lost her Bentley in a recent Poker game  —  Does Paris Hilton have a gambling habit?  —  The partying heiress is apparently a poker aficionado, and says she always wins the game in Vegas.  But the buzz is that she doesn't always win …

Kimberly Stewart is Gorgeous  —  For those of you sitting on pins and needles wondering when we were gonna get around to posting some Kimberly Stewart bikini pictures, today is your lucky day.  If the lesions on her body are any indication, you might want to go ahead and masturbate to these now.

Entourage's Kevin Dillon Weds  —  Entourage actor Kevin Dillon married his girlfriend, model-actress Jane Stuart in Las Vegas on Saturday, his rep has confirmed to PEOPLE.  —  "The couple, who had been engaged for over a year, had been planning a formal wedding date, but Mr. Dillon's schedule …

Halle Berry Has More Sex  —  If, like me, you've been wondering what the hell Halle Berry has been up to lately, besides ruining movies and taking bit parts as the X-Man (or woman) that no one cares about, here's some news you might like.  According to Page Six, Halle will be heading …

Mischa and Nicole - Pottery Buddies  —  Fun times at the pottery store for Mischa, Nicole and DJ AM.  See they are just like us.  They want to spend time relaxing and perhaps making gifts by painting pottery.  I have done this a few times at work events and it was surprisingly fun.

'Virgin,' 'Crashers' Lead MTV Movie Awards  —  NEW YORK - Comedies, frequently snubbed by award shows, will be front and center at this year's MTV Movie Awards.  "The 40-Year Old Virgin" and "Wedding Crashers" lead with five nominations each, MTV announced Monday.

An Open Letter To Jay Leno  —  Playwright Jeff Whitty (Avenue Q) is pissed off at Jay Leno's glib gay joke fodder, and we're right with him.  The only way for macho jerks like Leno to realize it's not okay to make fun of gay people and profit at their expense is for us to tell them.

Charlize Theron Beach Pictures  —  Charlize Theron's Sweet April … Actress Charlize Theron, 30, was photographed PDA-ing with boyfriend Stuart Townsend, 33, along a Malbu beach yesterday afternoon.  Her dog Tucker and friends were closeby as they all strolled the beach together.

Kirsten Dunst  —  Mmm.  I'm not sure if Reuters knows what it's talking about. … Has Kirsten Dunst ever been known for her glamour?  —  More photos of Kirsten Dunst shopping, after the jump.  —  (Images via lime-light.org)

Ricky Martin Concert Pictures  —  One Night Only with Ricky Martin  —  Puerto Rican popstar Ricky Martin, 34, continued the second leg of his "One Night Only" tour this past Saturday night as he performed at Carling Hammersmith Apollo.  (His shirt looks a little too see-through in the inset picture, no?)

Hit Me Baby?  Britney Spears Disses K-Fed Party  —  Trouble in paradise is a-brewing, as Contact Music reports that Britney Spears never made it to husband Kevin Federline's super-hyped listening party on Friday.  —  Britney was supposed to be the main attraction at K-Fed's big bash, with scores of celebrities present.