Rosie O'Donnell Expected to Join The View  —  Rosie O'Donnell is joining the current game of TV musical chairs.  On Friday, a formal announcement is expected to name the former talk show host as the replacement for Meredith Vieira on The View.  —  ABC officials declined comment on the prospect …

Pete Doherty Likes to Share  —  The Sun has released pictures of Pete Doherty injecting heroin into a female fan's arm as she lay unconscious on the kitchen floor.  A second picture shows Doherty injecting himself.  These pictures are allegedly less than five weeks old and are just another episode …

50 Cent Sounds Off About Oprah Winfrey  —  NEW YORK - He usually saves his beefs for other rappers; this time, 50 Cent is going after Oprah Winfrey.  —  In an interview with The Associated Press, 50 complained that Winfrey rarely invites rappers on her talk show: "I think she caters to older white women."

Paris Hilton: Tanning Salon Slip-up  —  Paris Hilton is a Baked Potato  —  TANNING SALON SLIP-UP!!  Heiress Paris Hilton, 25, looked not so pretty in pink yesterday evening after cooking herself to death at a Beverly Hills tanning salon.  Baked potato, anyone?  EEEWWW!!  More pictures in the gallery!

Scarlett Johansson's Breasts Give Her Away  —  Here's Scarlett Johansson on the set of her new movie 'The Nanny Diaries'.  Well, I think it's her.  However, I'm not quite sure because Scarlett is normally blond and it's hard to tell because the girl in the picture keeps hiding her face …

Michelle Pfeiffer Is Making A Comeback  —  It's been four years since Michelle Pfeiffer has graced a movie screen.  The actress is making a sort of a comeback.  She has I Could Never Be Your Woman in the can, she's currently shooting Stardust, and has signed on to star in Chasing Montana.

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler Back... Upskirt!?  Really?  Mischa Barton Upskirt?  —  So when I first cam across these pictures of Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler out at lunch, I thought to myself, "wait a minute, aren't they dunzo?"  Yes, I actually used the word "dunzo."  What?

Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sexy Digital Babe  —  The TV show 24 is now a video game for Playstation 2.  And the real star of the show, Elisha Cuthbert, is going to be one of the characters you can play.  Here's what she had to say about her digital form: … Trust me when I say Elisha Cuthbert doesn't need any of her features "augmented".

Lisa Rinna  —  The Daytime Emmy nominee dishes on Dancing and life with Harry  —  Lisa Rinna has one woman on her radar as she heads to the Daytime Emmys tonight: Martha Stewart.  "I just did her show a month ago.  I'd say, 'How about those chocolate eggs, Martha, huh?  I did a pretty good job, didn't I?' "

SHAMED LOST GIRLS SET TO VANISH!  —  Troubled Lost beauties Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros will go from DUI to DOA as their TV characters are sensationally killed off in a bombshell episode just before the hit show's season finale.  —  The futures of Rodriguez and Watros …

Lindsay Lohan and Brett Ratner Dunzo?  —  I think it's pretty gross that Lindsay Lohan and Brett Ratner were ever involved.  I mean, of all the young, good looking actors and models in Hollywood, what could possess Lindsay Lohan, arguably the most sought-after actress right now to slum it with some overweight hack director?

Shakira sweeps Latin Billboards  —  Colombian singer Shakira has won six prizes at the annual Latin Billboard Music Awards.  —  The performer's awards included female Latin pop album of the year for Oral Fixation Vol 1 and a special prize for her children's charity work.

Jennifer Lopez to get own show  —  Jennifer Lopez is being lined up to star in her own TV show.  —  The Latin beauty is reportedly in talks with MTV to appear in a fly-on-the-wall series which will follow her everyday life.  —  It is rumoured the show will also track the exploits of a group …

Us Exclusive: Spade Says Locklear is "Nursing Wounds"  —  David Spade won the Hottest Bachelor Style title in this week's Us Hot Hollywood Awards.  At the awards party in Los Angeles last night, The Showbiz Show host weighed in on new love Heather Locklear and how she's coping after finding …

Fill In The Blank  —  Orlando Bloom leaves his London hotel earlier this week.  —  Orlando Bloom and his thumb........

Poor imitations  —  Celebrity impersonators rarely look like the celebritites they're impersonating.  If there's any resemblance it's usually exaggerated, like a creepy funhouse mirror.  And it's kinda sad, like they missed having real fame by half a chromosome (i.e. Don Swayze.)