'ARTIE'S' GOOSE IS 'COKED'  —  'SOPRANOS' CHEF IN DRUG & DWI BUST  —  By ERIKA MARTINEZ, RICH CALDER and LEELA de KRETSER  —  He plays a chef on "The Sopranos," but John Ventimiglia cooked himself a recipe for disaster when he was busted for drunken driving and cocaine possession yesterday about a block away from his Brooklyn home.

SUPERMAN RETURNS AND BRANDON ROUTH FLIES  —  This appears to be the first clip of Brandon Routh in flight, from the upcoming Bryan Singer-directed Superman Returns.  It's a clip from an Australian Coke commercial.  I think in these close-ups Routh looks distinctly like a young Kyle McLachlan.

Garofalo gushes over Scientology-linked project  —  Plus: James Bond fans are shaken by Connery's ex-wife's allegations  —  Why is Janeane Garofalo touting a Scientology-linked project?  —  The actress and talk-show host has done two segments on her Air America radio show "Majority Report …

David Spade Loves Leftovers  —  David Spade is feeling the wrath of Denise Richards after the Showbiz Show star called the actress a backstabber amid reports of Richards' romantic involvement with Richie Sambora.  Spade, who is reportedly dating Heather Locklear, said Locklear was …

Paris Hilton got booed by the crowd at a basketball game  —  When Paris and Stavros were shown on the Jumbotron at a Lakers game on Easter Sunday, she got booed by the crowd despite the fact that she was wearing a Lakers shirt:  —  While celebrities such as Jack Nicholson and Dyan Cannon …

Brooke on Cruise Baby: 'Irony Is Perfect'  —  April 18 is a day that will go down in irony - as even Brooke Shields is noting.  —  Both Shields and Katie Holmes - the fiancée of Shields's one-time debating opponent Tom Cruise - not only had babies on that day two weeks ago …

Sienna Miller Launches Own Denim Line  —  Sienna Miller is set to design her very first fashion collection: a denim line for Pepe.  —  Sienna Miller is set to design her very first fashion collection: a denim line for Pepe.  —  According to fashion insiders, Sienna Miller will design …

Halle Berry May Join Hollywood's Latest Trend  —  Halle Berry says she wants to adopt a child — someday.  "I will adopt if it doesn't happen for me naturally," the 39-year-old actress said in a recent interview with TV newsmagazine "Extra."  "I will definitely adopt.

Depp Wants Room for His View  —  He may have once said America is still "growing as a nation," but Johnny Depp would prefer it if the country didn't grow right in his own backyard.  —  The Finding Neverland star is embroiled in a lawsuit against the city of West Hollywood to stop the construction …

Nick Lachey's Buddy Busted for DUI  —  Former 98 Degrees star arrested in Florida  —  (May 2, 2:50PM ET) — Former 98 Degrees band member Jeff Timmons was busted April 23 for alleged drunk driving and driving without a valid license. … Timmons, who sang alongside Nick and Drew Lachey …

On MTV's 'Real World' Paula Meronek Deals With a Grim Reality  —  In February, when "The Real World" began its 17th season on MTV, it opened with snippets from the cast's homemade audition tapes.  One young man caught a Frisbee while dressed as Scooby-Doo.  Another fumbled a cartwheel.

WHO'S BEING HARASSED?  —  We all know how annoying it is when your mate gets their camera out and keeps snapping away - without enough warning to suck in the tummy, flick the hair and hide the double chin.  —  But who would have thought celebs felt the same?

Anderson Cooper, Vain and Fair  —  Our friend who's seen the Anderson Cooper book told us that it wasn't so much interesting: A slight book, a quick read, and with virtually no personal revelations.  But that didn't stop Vanity Fair — bless its glossy heart — from teasing out those few personal bits …

Cooper's own sad story  —  Anderson Cooper has traveled the globe covering war and famine and disaster, but he's been reluctant to report on his own family tragedy - until now.  —  In his new memoir, "Dispatches From the Edge," Cooper writes that reporting the horrors of Hurricane Katrina cracked open …

The Life Aquatic  —  What happens when the city's top aquarium man is hired by David Blaine?  Either the fish die or Blaine dies.  (Or, no fish.)  —  E  —  ven magicians need their marine biologists.  In early March, Justin Muir, the city's preeminent luxury-aquarium designer, got a call from David Blaine's people.

A DIM 'VIEW' OF STAR'S FUTURE  —  May 2, 2006 — NOW that Rosie O'Donnell is joining "The View," Star Jones may be on her way out.  Sources say Jones fashioned herself to be the next Meredith Vieira on the show and wanted to be the moderator of the crew - but grande dame Barbara Walters wasn't going to let that happen.

Keith Richards Released from Hospital  —  Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is rolling again - making "a speedy recovery" after being injured while on vacation, says the band's spokeswoman.  —  Adds Auckland's Ascot Hospital duty manager Geoff Sparks: "I can categorically confirm Mr. Richards …

The Boss Helps Killers Frontman Fall In Love With U.S.  —  Springsteen — not Brit rock — influences songwriting on band's fall release.  —  The Killers' Brandon Flowers  —  The Killers' Brandon Flowers has had a pretty life-altering 23 months.  He saw his band's debut album, Hot Fuss …

Costume Institute Benefit Gala Mega Picture Post  —  Here's what I really don't get about celebrities, and socialites in general.  In order to raise money for a cause, they throw lavish parties, wear absurdly expensive dresses and jewels, and eat food that costs more for one meal than most families could afford for a month.

What famous person does your dog looks like?  —  What famous person does your dog look like?  —  This isn't what it was designed for, but we're having fun using the MyHeritage Face recognition demo to see what celebrities our dog looks like.  Had to try 6 photos to hit 3 matches but it was worth it.