Did Lindsay Lohan steal Paris Hilton's man?  —  Plus: Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear may team up  —  What really came between Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos?  Could it have been "Mean Girls" vixen Lindsay Lohan?  —  Partying heiress Hilton and shipping heir Niarchos have reportedly split …

New Anna Nicole battle aborning?  —  Execs at Trimspa should be careful about scolding their diet program spokesmodel Anna Nicole Smith if she gains a few pounds.  Sources say she has an airtight excuse: She's pregnant.  —  If true, the former Playmate - who battled relatives of her late husband …

ASHLEE'S NEW NOSE!  —  Who says imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?  Not the Simpson sisters!  —  It seems younger sis Ashlee's recent nose job makes her look more like her big sis, Jessica.  It's the latest move in a makeover that's seen Ashlee go from dark-haired, ratty rocker to sophisticated blonde.

Nicole Richie thinks she's too thin  —  In her recent interview with Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie admits she has a weight problem but says it's not because of an eating disorder.  She says: … The only people that need to see doctors to gain weight are people who've been trapped in caves for two weeks and cancer patients.

Ryan Searest Dumped Teri Hatcher After Third Date  —  In the never ending trail of bad luck that Teri Hatcher is seeming to have, the latest is she was dumped by Ryan Seacrest.  If you can believe that, then more power to you.  She appeared on yesterday's Oprah Winfrey Show, and spilled her story.

Another Sopranos Wise Guy Needs To Wise Up, Bad Boy  —  Handsome and hunky ain't gonna get you no love in the joint, and that's exactly where actor Louis Gross is headed if he doesn't cut the bad-boy act in real life.  —  According to a New York Daily News report, the good-looking Italian kid …

Brad & Angelina Rebuff Rumors  —  What is it about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt that inspires such tall and twisted tales?  While the power couple lie low in Namibia, PEOPLE - with the help of a connected source - sets the record straight on the most widely circulated myths.

Britney Cuts Sales Price of NY Apartment  —  Britney Spears has stepped up plans to sell her downtown Manhattan penthouse, which has been on the market for nearly two years - since before her marriage to Kevin Federline and the birth of their son, Sean Preston.

Celeb flacks watching their backs  —  It's a jungle out there in the celebrity-publicist world.  —  Just ask BWR's Leslie Sloane Zelnik, who reps such tabloid-ready celebs as Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon and Britney Spears.  —  It seems that that slick Brit Rob Shuter …

Cruise agrees to £22m deal for Katie  —  The circus surrounding his whirlwind romance, wedding proposal and first baby raised many questions about the sincerity of his relationship.  —  But there is no questioning Tom Cruise's generosity.  —  Whatever the outcome of their unusual love affair …

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Get a Room  —  Egotastic!  Exclusive!  —  Sienna Miller has been one hell of a busy girl lately.  She has recently been linked to New York model Nico Malleville, Keira Knightley's Ex, Jaime Dornan, and, of course, Jude Law.

JESSICA'S NEW CRUSH!  —  Newly-single Jessica Simpson is hoping a chance meeting with British popstar James Blunt ends more happily than the brief encounter he croons about in his megahit, "You're Beautiful."  While at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards, says a friend of Jessica, she …

Eva Longoria Gets Naked  —  In a recent interview with New magazine, Eva Longoria says she plays naked air hockey with boyfriend, Tony Parker, in their Texas home.  She explains what happens if she loses, which I assume she does on purpose: … Eva, please, does everything make you horny?

Tom Cruise Day Comes to New York  —  Oh, glorious days of days!  The sun fittingly shines upon our fair city in honor of movie god and new "father" Tom Cruise, who comes to Manhattan today to promote Mission: Impossible 3.  A devoted Scientologist and/or reader scored a picture of Tom …

MARIAH FEELS FOR WHITNEY!  —  Big hearted Mariah Carey is so upset by reports of Whitney Houston's widely reported decent into drug addiction that she reportedly has pledged to help the troubled diva!  Mariah has invited her fellow song bird to record a duet on her next album in the hopes …