K-Fed Has a Babysitter  —  Britney Spears has hired a babysitter to keep tabs on husband, Kevin Federline, because the pregnant singer doesn't want to accompany K-Fed on all of his upcoming club dates.  The move was prompted by the resignation of one of Britney's most trusted security guards …

EXCLUSIVE: TORI JETS OFF TO FIJI TO TIE THE KNOT!  —  Tori Spelling has jetted off to Fiji with her hunky fiancé, Dean McDermott, and the two have taken out a marriage license, the ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The former Beverly Hills 90210 star arrived on the South Seas island at 4 p.m. …

Jessica Simpson Crushes on James Blunt and his Small Willy  —  Celebrity romance seems to be the big topic of late, and her comes another tale of love in the limelight.  According to Star magazine, Jessica Simpson has been crushing on British pop star James Blunt, who sings "You're Beautiful."

Stavros' Lovesick Crying Tantrum  —  Paris' ex begs in the street  —  (May 4, 1:10PM ET) — After the breakup, Stavros Niarchos arrived at Paris Hilton's house early Monday morning and later went on a screaming and yelling rant. … The photographers who were camped outside her house tell TMZ …

Tom Cruise's Mission: Manhattan  —  After zipping around Manhattan via helicopter, speedboat, subway train, sports car and fire truck, Tom Cruise arrived in an SUV Wednesday night to his final stop: the Ziegfeld Theater, where his Mission: Impossible III had its third premiere of the day.

Angelina Jolie Clears Some Things Up  —  It's silly how many rumors and untruths are told about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  So Angelina, well actually not herself, her people, are setting the record straight on some of the more outlandish or extremely inaccurate rumors that our floating around in cyberspace.

LINDSAY WISES UP WITH AIDS MISSION  —  Hard-partying Lindsay Lohan is heading to Africa on a mission of mercy — and to spruce up her own troubled image!  —  Like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before her, the 19-year-old Mean Girls star wants to travel to Kenya once she wraps up her new movie Chapter 27.

Why Did Lost Kill Ana Lucia?  Lindelof/Cuse Tell All!  —  Before we get to the shocking events of last night's Lost, I have a confession to make: I've known for weeks that Michelle Rodriguez was leaving the show and I said nothing about it in Ask Ausiello.  No hints.  No spoilers.

Paris Hilton & Matt Leinart: Cozy in Vegas  —  Matt Leinart celebrated being drafted into the NFL by partying at a Las Vegas nightclub on Tuesday with Paris Hilton.  —  For the record, Leinart was joined at the club PURE by more than 200 of his closest friends, including Nick Lachey …

Nicole Richie: 'I'm Too Thin'  —  Nicole Richie, whose rail-thin frame has been a source of much discussion in the media, is now joining the chorus of voices saying that she is too skinny.  —  "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying …

FHM's "Sexiext Women" Losers Party  —  Keeley Hazell … A few weeks ago Scarlett Johansson was voted FHM's 'Sexiest Woman Alive'.  She didn't show up to the event.  So I present you the losers who actually did.  —  Related Articles:

Jessica Biel Takes Her Puppies For A Walk  —  I never knew a girl walking a dog in a t-shirt and sweatpants could be so hot but Jessica Biel pulls it off.  Granted, it's not the same as a girl in a tank top and jeans but when you look like Jessica and have the same proportions as her, who's really paying attention to clothes?

RACHEL TROUNCES MISCHA  —  If you watched Friends, you always had a favourite among the cast, and so it is with The OC.  —  But readers of Sky Showbiz have decided who they prefer between Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson.  —  Despite being the less famous of the pair …

Get a Room, Charlize!  —  My dad always said if you want to pretend you're not trapped in a relationship which is a total fraud, you should make out at a Lakers game in front of thousands of people while a kid and an Asian dude in an orange headband stare at you.

Edward Norton returns to the big screen  —  NEW YORK - In "Down in the Valley," Edward Norton plays a deluded 21st century cowboy whose contrived Old West masculinity and aw-shucks innocence attracts a restless teenage girl who's desperate for something more authentic than the asphalt highways of suburban Los Angeles.

Christina Aguilera is Working  —  I assure you my reasons behind posting these pictures of "Xtina" Aguilera are not at all prurient.  She's just on the set of her new "20s themed" music video, that's all.  I'm not going to say things like, "I've seen more realistic looking blow up dolls," or "My face is leaving at 10.

Kelly Clarkson Airs New Song In Commercial, Will Play More On Tour  —  'I think it'd be cool to make the fans part of the [album's song-selection] process,' singer says.  —  VAN NUYS, California — "American Idol" viewers have grown accustomed to seeing the show's hopefuls in commercials for Ford, which is one of its sponsors.

Unan1mous' Adam is an actor; Jonathan appeared nude in gay porn  —  Two of the contestants on FOX's Unan1mous are actors.  While actors appearing on reality shows to further their careers is nothing new, their presence does add fuel to rumors that the show is a hoax that has not yet let the audience in on its secret.

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures  —  It's been a long time since Kate Hudson has been in a movie, or at least in a movie that anyone cared to watch.  She got pretty famous, then went off to marry a hairy rock star, and well, that was pretty much that.  I think she had a kid or something, but I don't really care about that.