Britney hires a babysitter - for her husband  —  Plus: Kathy Griffin advises Clay Aiken to leave the country  —  Britney Spears has hired a babysitter - for her hubby.  —  The "Oops, I Did It Again" crooner is paying a minder/bodyguard to keep an eye on her aspiring rap star husband Kevin Federline, according to In Touch Weekly.

Cruise Inspires Law in California, Frenzy in NYC  —  Tom Cruise's decision to import an at-home sonogram machine to check out baby Suri's every move before she made her worldly debut may have seemed a little wacky to people.  But one California lawmaker thinks it was a downright dangerous maneuver.

Stavros' Lovesick Crying Tantrum  —  Paris' ex begs in the street  —  (May 4, 1:10PM ET) — After the breakup, Stavros Niarchos arrived at Paris Hilton's house early Monday morning and later went on a screaming and yelling rant. … The photographers who were camped outside her house tell TMZ …

BEAUTIFUL?  NO, IT'S TINY  —  Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley  —  WORD of advice: Never cross Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.  Just days after revealing that James Blunt is a lousy lover, the posh babe has dropped a big hint why - he hasn't got much to crow about the manhood department.

LINDSAY WISES UP WITH AIDS MISSION  —  Hard-partying Lindsay Lohan is heading to Africa on a mission of mercy — and to spruce up her own troubled image!  —  Like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before her, the 19-year-old Mean Girls star wants to travel to Kenya once she wraps up her new movie Chapter 27.

EXCLUSIVE: TORI JETS OFF TO FIJI TO TIE THE KNOT!  —  Tori Spelling has jetted off to Fiji with her hunky fiancé, Dean McDermott, and the two have taken out a marriage license, the ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The former Beverly Hills 90210 star arrived on the South Seas island at 4 p.m. …

Paris Hilton & Matt Leinart: Cozy in Vegas  —  Matt Leinart celebrated being drafted into the NFL by partying at a Las Vegas nightclub on Tuesday with Paris Hilton.  —  For the record, Leinart was joined at the club PURE by more than 200 of his closest friends, including Nick Lachey …

Angelina Jolie Clears Some Things Up  —  It's silly how many rumors and untruths are told about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  So Angelina, well actually not herself, her people, are setting the record straight on some of the more outlandish or extremely inaccurate rumors that our floating around in cyberspace.

Nicole Richie: 'I'm Too Thin'  —  Nicole Richie, whose rail-thin frame has been a source of much discussion in the media, is now joining the chorus of voices saying that she is too skinny.  —  "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying …

Get a Room, Charlize!  —  My dad always said if you want to pretend you're not trapped in a relationship which is a total fraud, you should make out at a Lakers game in front of thousands of people while a kid and an Asian dude in an orange headband stare at you.

FHM's "Sexiext Women" Losers Party  —  Keeley Hazell … A few weeks ago Scarlett Johansson was voted FHM's 'Sexiest Woman Alive'.  She didn't show up to the event.  So I present you the losers who actually did.  —  Related Articles:

Jessica Biel Takes Her Puppies For A Walk  —  I never knew a girl walking a dog in a t-shirt and sweatpants could be so hot but Jessica Biel pulls it off.  Granted, it's not the same as a girl in a tank top and jeans but when you look like Jessica and have the same proportions as her, who's really paying attention to clothes?

Kinky Kim rules in North Korea  —  Does North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il enjoy sick sex?  —  Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright implied as much yesterday during a breakfast celebrating her latest book, "The Mighty & the Almighty: Reflections on America, God and World Affairs."

EXCLUSIVE: ANNA NICOLE'S PREGNANT — AND STAR REVEALS THE BABY'S DADDY!  —  Anna Nicole Smith, 38, is pregnant, sources close to the former Playboy Playmate tell Star exclusively.  Plus, sources tell Star exclusively that the baby's daddy is Anna's secret boyfriend of several years …

Maur(y) allegations in Povich sex scandal  —  Maury Povich may have to do some more explaining to wife Connie Chung.  The talk show host, already bruised by an allegation that he cheated with a female "Maury" producer, is now accused of having had a second mistress on the show.

A New Size for Denim: Extra Tight  —  WHENEVER people say, "You remind me of someone," I try to change the subject.  Having been compared to Alfred E. Neuman, Doogie Howser and, during what seemed an eternal 1980's adolescence, Chip from "Kate & Allie," I fear this is a parlor game in which the cards are not stacked in my favor.